Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles SHERLOCK: This is low tar. MYCROFT: Well... You barely knew her. What do you know about this woman? SHERLOCK: Nothing whatsoever. MYCROFT: Then you should be paying more attention. SHERLOCK: Who is she? Where is she? Where is she? God knows where she is. MYCROFT: Irene Adler. MIND-JOHN: Irene Adler. SHERLOCK: Irene Adler. JOHN: Irene Adler. It's about Irene Adler. GHOST-MARY: That's the text alert of Irene Adler. She's the scary mad one, right? MYCROFT: Professional known as... ...the Woman. SHERLOCK: The woman. That woman. JOHN: What woman? SHERLOCK: THE Woman. The Woman. IRENE: Mister Sherlock Holmes. SHERLOCK: Miss Adler, I presume? Dominatrix... I'm not the Commonwealth. KATE: What are you gonna wear? SHERLOCK: Nope. IRENE: Nah. KATE: Shade? SHERLOCK: Then it's time to add a splash of colour. IRENE: Blood. SHERLOCK: Stop boring me and think. IRENE: Think! SHERLOCK: It's the new sexy! IRENE: Brainy is the new sexy! SHERLOCK: So you faked your own death— —in order to get ahead of them. Not. Dead. IRENE: I'm not dead. GHOST-MARY: I bet he saved her. JOHN: Oh Jesus! SHERLOCK: When I say "Run!"... Run! I never begged for mercy in my life. IRENE: Please. SHERLOCK: Please. MAGNUSSEN: And the single rose is from... MIND-MORIARTY: And the Woman will cry! MAGNUSSEN: ...W. SHERLOCK: All emotion is abhorrent to me! MYCROFT: One of a kind—the one woman who matters. JOHN: He's not like that. || SHERLOCK: For God's sake, I don't text her back! JOHN: Because you're a liar! You lie all the time! It's like your mission! SHERLOCK: Even I text... Her, I mean, Woman. JOHN: He doesn't feel things that way. MIND-JOHN: Why do you need to be alone? SHERLOCK: Alone is what I have. Alone protects me. Elevated. Your pupils dilated. IRENE: What are you talking about? SHERLOCK: Sentiment is a chemical defect— —found in the losing side. MYCROFT: Caring is not an advantage. SHERLOCK: I've always assumed that love— —is a dangerous disadvantage. JOHN: I'd say he was heartbroken but, er— —but he's Sherlock. SHERLOCK: Thank you for the final proof. Merry Christmas, Mycroft. MYCROFT: And a Happy New Year.