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  • Introducing Luigi's "Hide and Seek with a Balloon"!

  • I'm gonna hide my balloon.

  • I got the perfect spot already.

  • Ain't nobody gonna find it here.

  • Goddammit...

  • Come on!

  • Gah!

  • Fucking bitch...

  • Get on! Get-

  • God!

  • Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh.

  • Let's go!

  • Fuuuuck...

  • -jump is impossible!

  • It- It-

  • It can't be done! It can't be done!

  • Come on, Mario.

  • Think back to what I told you.

  • If you don't make this, I'm gonna kill you.

  • Okay, come on, come on, come on.

  • Come on!

  • Yeah!

  • Eh!

  • Ta- Ooh!

  • Boo!

  • Okay, here we go!

  • Here we go!

  • That was the easy part.

  • Now it's time for the tricky part.

  • Okay, just gotta get up here...

  • Now, just gotta jump off at the exact right time

  • so the hat comes to him.

  • Eh!

  • Ah!

  • Huh?

  • Huh?

  • Hoo!

  • *wheezing*

  • Yes!

  • Heh, heh, heh!

  • Yes!

  • Go ahead and find that balloon, you stinking animals!

  • Heh, heh, heh!

  • Okay, that guy hid it there.

  • That guy hid it there, that guy hid it there,

  • that guy- He didn't.

  • He did, he did, he did...

  • Oh, this is an easy one!

  • Look!

  • Oh. What- What did you do?

  • He hid it under the bridge.

  • What am I, stupid?

  • What am I, stupid pills?

  • Oh. Wait.

  • No, he- Oh, he did a wall glitch.

  • He did a wall glitch.

  • You fuck-

  • It's okay, guys!

  • I know how to do the wall glitch.

  • Watch and learn, boy!

  • Okay...

  • It's easier to do it with the motorcycle.

  • I'm gonna do the mot-

  • Just gotta put it at the right angle-

  • Aah...

  • Get in there.

  • Yeah!

  • Oooooh!!

  • Come on!

  • Yee-

  • Whoa!

  • Heh, heh!

  • Get in there, fucking thing!

  • Get in there! It's imp-

  • *GASP*

  • NO!

  • No! I was in the wall!

  • NO!

  • NO HO-HO!

  • If you put a balloon in the wall, fuck you!

  • My heart tells me that it's somewhere in this area...

  • *sniffing*

  • I'm stinking.

  • I think I smell a ballo-

  • There it is!

  • There it is!

  • Heh, heh, heh!

  • Gotcha!

  • Oh, come on!

  • This is an easier one once you knows where it is, really.

  • Just gotta jump down...

  • Oh, shit! Wait!

  • Heh, no!

  • Heh, heh...

  • Look, it's ChriZz!

  • What's he up to now?

  • Ooh! He's putting it over in that spot.

  • Eh, I don't know, ChriZz...

  • That spot just isn't a challenge to a guy like me.

  • Watch and learn, boys.

  • And there it is.

  • Ahhh.

  • ChriZz.

  • You disappoint me!

  • Bowser?! What are you doing playing Mario?

  • 7 seconds to go 260 meters.

  • That sounds fair. Okay!

  • 5...

  • 4...

  • Okay.

  • Yeah!

  • We're doing good!

  • Oh!

  • Oh, just...

  • Oh, just almost there.

  • If-

  • How the fuck?

  • He- He must used GameShark

  • There's no other way.

  • He has to be-

  • How the hell did he make it so far?

  • Oh.

  • *gasp*

  • OH!

  • The frog, of course!

  • Of course. The frog!

  • And then you- Ooh!

  • And then- Oh, yeah.

  • And then you gotta- Ooh!

  • Ooh! And then you gotta come up here

  • and say... Ooh, okay!

  • Okay, Bowser!

  • You want to play like that? All right!

  • and then you gotta get the- Ooh!

  • Ho, ho, ho, ho!

  • Okay!

  • And then you gotta jump off...

  • I get it now!

  • And then...

  • And then you use GameSharkto get the rest of the way.

  • Fucking Bowser, cheater!

  • Come on, baby! Come on!

  • Come on! He, he, he!

  • This is looking like- *mumbling*

  • *Breathing and laughing*

  • Come on, make it!

  • Fucking Bowser! Fuck you!

  • This is the one.

  • Come on!

  • Grrr!!!

  • GRRRH!!!

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Got a good feeling about this one.

  • Got a... Oh!

  • Fucked it up.

  • When I get this...

  • I'm gonna send Bowser an angry letter

  • in the mail...

  • Get-

  • Get-

  • Ooh!

  • Ho! Get it, get it!

  • He, he, he, he!

  • Fucking Bowser!

  • Look at you!

  • You look so stupid now!

  • Give me my 450 coins!

  • What should we do next? Oh!

  • Oh, this one is a freebie.

  • Everybody puts it up there.

  • Let's just get that one.

  • You see what they do?

  • This is the most unoriginal one.

  • You get the flower.

  • Yeah.

  • And then you just go on this thing

  • and it- it's on the top of the cup.

  • Yep.

  • And easy.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Sometimes, they put it in the cup.

  • Not very original, guys.

  • Eh.

  • What?