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  • You

  • promised

  • You promised

  • Me to Chuckie Cheese

  • What is up my beautiful weebs? It is me CDawgVA

  • So a few days ago, and by a few days. I mean a while ago

  • I tweeted out saying was planning on doing some light-hearted killing stalking content at some point and I was met with a

  • very large and similar response

  • And thus I promise to make killing stalking family-friendly for all and that's why we're here today

  • Let's make killing stalking family-friendly

  • This is gonna backfire so much so if you aren't familiar with killing stalking. I have one piece of advice for you

  • Don't don't don't be familiar with killing stalking killing stalking is very fucked up, and that's why we're gonna make it family-friendly

  • Say do you remember how in the start of the prologue of killing stalking?

  • Yun Bum starts narrating about his love for sang-woo and reveals something exciting about himself

  • Yes, so do I well, here's my version of it enjoy

  • There is a guy. I like

  • I Follow his social media updates religiously, but I don't want him to know because I'm sure I'd be labeled as stalker

  • But that's not the only problem, I'm a Teletubby

  • But that one was a little basic

  • And I thought I can definitely do better than that and definitely change up the words a lot a lot more

  • So this is how this one came to exist?

  • Why are you crying I just

  • really really

  • Hungry

  • The only cereal you had was cornflakes

  • Oh? And your point is?

  • Think they're the blandest cereal.

  • You know frosted flakes are my favorite. I just think that tony the tiger is an amazing mascot

  • Oh...Is that so but Bum?

  • You know the sugar content in frosted flakes is far too high

  • Bum the sugar content...

  • I know I know, it's stupid but I can't help it

  • Tony the tiger talks to me like no other cereal mascot does

  • You don't know what you're saying bum you're just hungry and not thinking straight

  • Luckily I always carry food with me

  • Wow you really are enjoying that cucumber

  • It's okay. I'm the same. I can't get enough of a family-friendly mascot either

  • Then I thought no

  • This isn't good enough

  • we can do better than this I can do better than this we can make killing stalking even more family-friendly and entertaining

  • And so I made this little gem

  • enjoy! -3-

  • Keep it up Bum you're doing great. You'll be in shape in no time ah

  • No, one will be able to forget about the Bum

  • Are you talking about yourself than the third person or your bum?

  • Why are you asking such a dumb question the bum will make everyone respect me oh so you want a pun battle

  • It would seem that your seam is pitiful

  • Homophones are also puns your mind is limiting puns to homonyms!

  • But that's not possible

  • I'm so stupid... Im such a Bum

  • Hey

  • Lighten up these puns or I'll torch you two alive

  • Why did he shine a light on me? I have no eyes

  • Did you enjoy those family-friendly manga dubs, I sure did enjoy making them, but if you've been sticking around this long

  • I had a few panels that I kind of wanted to do stuff with but I didn't have time or I

  • Could probably make a joke out of a single panel so I made a bunch of single panel edits with a friend

  • I didn't voice over there or anything, but yeah here they are so here's the original panel, and here's the family friendly version panel yay! :3

  • Just a heads up killing stalking is kind of fucked up

  • And the original panels to give you context to those who aren't familiar with it. Yeah, just a fair warning also

  • There are spoilers so yeah deal with that first off

  • We have the panel where sang-woo is about to hit yung bum with a baseball bat

  • Not family-friendly right no not at all my version bit more family-friendly, so I've just swapped it get the fuck out of here

  • And we've put a lovely pillow fight scene now isn't this just much more

  • Family-friendly and the entire family can get behind this next one here is sang-woo offering a choice to you

  • Would you like the knife or the hook now?

  • This isn't very family-friendly so I went ahead and swapped it with some candy canes and some candy floss

  • I think this is much more appropriate for the series. I can't be the only one who gets thirsty reading killing stalking *slurps viguriously* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Sang-woo, I'll be your bitch here is Yun Bum quoting a meme

  • See now this one Yun Bum is not wearing a t-shirt or shorts

  • This just won't do in our family-friendly version, so I took a liberty of adding some paint to it and there we go

  • It's it's family friendly now. You're welcome. You can read it now with your family your parents, and it's not that fucked up

  • Just a little bit in this panel

  • Sangwoo's just being a bit too threatening for our family friendly vibes, so I went ahead and just made him

  • Booping his prisoner not prisoner in this version though

  • In this panel sang woo originally is being too threatening now that doesn't go with our family friendly vibe

  • So I went ahead and took the liberty of making sangwoo

  • Just kind of cautious about his breath and asking Yun Bum if his breath smells

  • Which is very family friendly it is don't question it this one is safe enough

  • But I thought I would just add a bit of a car wash vibe to it

  • This wall of Yun Bum's like sticking out. I figured why not just add a fun little caption

  • Yun-bum

  • You suck at hide-and-seek

  • This one's sang-woo is holding a phallic object now

  • I just won't do in our family-friendly version of killing stalking

  • So I went ahead and swapped it with everyone's favorite pickle rick and now it's family friendly

  • The whole blood going on here didn't really vibe, too

  • well in my family friendly version

  • So I went ahead and just changed it with

  • Yun Bum cutting an onion and getting very upset over that fact because onions make you cry and so do

  • family friendly versions of killing stalking

  • Sang-woo getting tackled to the ground not family-friendly sang-woo getting tackled to the ground not family friendly doing a push up and getting motivation from the fellow peer family-friendly

  • enjoy!

  • confrontation I think not that's not family-friendly, but you know what is

  • outdated memes. NANI?!

  • discovering something

  • inappropriate on the PC not family-friendly

  • Discovering that someone hacked your roblox account

  • very very family-friendly

  • Not buying any Girl Scout cookies very family-friendly

  • Giving your uber driver a one-star rating very family-friendly

  • I think I also have two more panels which are my personal favorites that I forgot to record

  • Visually for so here's my voice enjoy

  • So there's this series of channels where Yun Bum finds that in the basement is a naked woman originally

  • but that's not family-friendly my fellow friends, so instead I had a friend of mine paint over the

  • Naked woman to be a lovely

  • mermaid which obviously Yun Bum is just amazed and

  • Once a mermaid of himself

  • Under a sea and then also who can forget the lovely panel where Yun Bum is looking at a photo of

  • What appears to be a very revealing woman in a museum now?

  • that's that's not family-friendly enough for me, so I went ahead and changed it to a lovely picture of

  • everyone's favorite ship

  • Victuri.. anyway moving on thank you my beautiful weebs for watching this video

  • I hope you had a fantastic time and enjoyed the video if you enjoyed it

  • Please consider hitting that subscribe button liking it and maybe sharing it around with your friends

  • That would really help me out and help me grow

  • Thank you very much to my friends who helped me make this video such as Aki for lending me your voice

  • Seigi for editing one of the manga dubs and Nexus for helping me with some of the singular panels

  • Way too much work went into this video for what it is

  • It's really over-the-top and stupid, but I had a lot of fun making it

  • So thank you so much for watching

  • So I will see you beautiful weebs next time after you hit the subscribe button like which you're definitely going to do aren't you?

  • Yes, yes do that?

  • I do it for the love of the love. Yes. I do say you don't care about the money. Well yes

  • It's true, and I'm so blessed to be fulfilling my destiny on

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