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  • My father taught me many great gifts.

  • How to build the wall...

  • TRUMP: We're going to build the wall!

  • How to get a small loan with a million dollars.

  • TRUMP: My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, I came into Manhattan..-

  • TRUMP: A small loan of a million dollars... (repeat)

  • How to make fun of disabled people.

  • TRUMP: Ah, I don't remember...! I don't remember!

  • Wait a minute... not that one.

  • But most of all...!

  • How to be a god damn boss.

  • TRUMP: I'm really rich...

  • [Clapping and yelling]

  • [Phone rings] Now who the fuck is calling me?! Goddamn it, fuck off!

  • Wait, what's that?

  • What are you saying? My dad...

  • ...Donald Trump...

  • ...Is in the hospital, and I'm the only surgeon that can save him?

  • Oh god. This is my calling.

  • Let's go.

  • Donald...

  • Donald, can you hear me? I'm crying...

  • But now is no time for tears.

  • Don't you worry.

  • I will take great care of you, let me just...

  • ...Let me just touch your face a little bit.

  • Ohh, ah, let me run my fingers through your hair, Donald. Ahh.

  • Oh, that feels so natural, it feels so real.

  • And not synthetic.

  • It's like an eagle landed on his face and made a nest there.

  • Don't worry, Donald, don't worry. I will make Youtube great again.

  • Now, let's have a look at the situation.

  • Oh god! That is disgusting.

  • Well! I'm a professional surgeon. I'm gonna have to grab...

  • ...The ninja star. Don't worry, Donald. I've done this never before.

  • If you die... can I have another small loan?

  • Okay, I'm just opening up your rib-cage.

  • Nothing I wouldn't do to myself. Here -

  • Donald... Have a drink.

  • It's gonna be okay, Donald. Just have a little sip. Have a little sip sip.

  • And a little bit of si - And a lottle bit of sip for that.

  • Don't worry it's health - It's good for you.

  • It's Donald Trump quality product.

  • Oops! What item could possibly be strong enough to open up his rib-cage?

  • Of course! The Trump tower.

  • No! What about this golden tomahawk.

  • Shit... we're running out of options.

  • Oh God, I forgot how difficult this game was.

  • If anything happens to you Trump, I will never forgive myself!

  • I am an expert surgeon.

  • There it is!

  • The rib-cage is open!

  • Excellent job, Doctor Kjellberg.

  • Thank you very much!

  • I got your lung, Trump. Smell it!

  • That's the smell of freedom!

  • It also goes for a great hat.

  • And a pillow-frame.

  • We haven't got much time, Trump. America needs you! America's counting on you!

  • Look you're a unicorn.

  • Ah shit, I didn't mean to pull that out.

  • Garbage!

  • What the fuck is this, Donald? You actually have a heart?

  • I thought you were dead inside, what the fuck.

  • This is like that Korean drama I watch, where he gets a heart transplant, and he becomes a good person.

  • It's actually a really good watch, and I would really recommend watching it.

  • It's called Beating Again. Like his heart did.

  • This is my favourite scene from the show. Just watch.

  • [Speaking Korean]

  • Either way, there's not much time to waste. We gotta stop the bleeding.

  • Surgeon Edgar...- Oh god, I stung myself!

  • What the fuck is this!

  • Donald... Oh, Donald...

  • I stung myself, but don't worry; I know what I'm doing.

  • Yeah, you like that, Donald? You fucking perv.

  • Oh God, he's bleeding fast... Nurse Edgar, do something!

  • He's bleeding out, God damn it!

  • Oh God, he's bleeding more now. Oh God, he's bleeding super much.

  • Steak! Grab the steak! God damn it, my hands are too tiny!

  • You gonna live, Trump... God damn it, he died.

  • What the fuck is making that sound?

  • Demons are living inside of Donald Trump!

  • That should be news to no one.

  • Look, you can wear this as a toupet instead of - honestly, it would look way better.

  • Okay, I'm going to sting my hand on purpose.

  • It's tiny now. Now I can fist you, Daddy.

  • We got it! Oh my God, he's bleeding fast, though!

  • Gotta get it all out. My hand is fucking too tiny, honestly.

  • We're losing him...!

  • Look, my hand is too tiny to...-

  • I can't reach it!

  • Nurse Edgar, hurry the fuck up!

  • What the fuck is this? Golden heart?

  • Golden heart, obviously.

  • You're my golden boy. I can't grab it, I can't...

  • Hand me the scalpel!

  • That worked! That worked!

  • USA! USA!

  • The surgery has been successfully completed.

  • Ah! Yes!

  • Oh!

  • That'll be half a million dollars.

  • He's gonna live...

  • All right, bros!

  • I hope you enjoyed this episode - I can't believe this is real!

  • I hope they're not gonna get sued for using Donald Trump likeness in this game, that's fucking awesome.

  • Would you give Donald Trump a gold heart or a stone heart?

  • Let me know in the comments. Thank you so much for watching.

  • I am probably the first one to have ever played this game on Youtube, so...

  • You know that everyone else that's playing this game..- they're copying me.

  • This mask? Oh, don't worry about it. All will be revealed... soon.

  • I'll see you bros in the next video. As always, stay awesome bros.

My father taught me many great gifts.

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WOULD YOU KILL TRUMP?? (Surgeon Simulator - Part 8)

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