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  • You're going on Instagram.

  • I'm going on Instagram.

  • I have not been on Instagram.

  • So, yeah.

  • You've never been on Instagram.

  • OK.

  • So we're pretty successful on Instagram.

  • Well, you have like 50 million-- over 50 million.

  • Yes, so it seems to be going well for me.

  • So I'm going to give you some tips because this seems to be--

  • and the things that are popular.

  • All right, so--

  • You probably know.

  • No, no.

  • You're the best.

  • I need you to be my master.

  • All right.

  • That didn't come out right.

  • No.

  • Not at all.

  • It was just the wrong choice of words.

  • All right.

  • So I'm going to take a picture of you.

  • But, the popular-- no.

  • No.

  • Duck lips.

  • Duck lips.

  • You have to really--

  • Yep.

  • Yep.

  • [AUDIENCE CHEERS]

  • OK.

  • You have to take a selfie in a mirror.

  • A lot of people do that.

  • So [? Zeney, ?] come on out.

  • You have a mirror?

  • So I need a mirror?

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • So, you'll take the picture.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • You'll hold it.

  • I hold it.

  • So, it's in the mirror?

  • Yeah, but not covering your face.

  • OK.

  • So I could be down there.

  • So down there.

  • Like that.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, geez.

  • Jesus.

  • So down in there.

  • So--

  • All right, yeah.

  • [AUDIENCE CHEERING]

  • All right.

  • Good.

  • We got that.

  • So that's good.

  • We got that.

  • OK.

  • Another thing is-- oh, you know what people really respond to?

  • Either animals or kids.

  • People love-- like babies.

  • Cute babies.

  • Right.

  • Let's bring a baby out here.

  • So we just grab somebody's baby?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh!

  • Hey.

  • Can I hold you?

  • Mind if I hold you?

  • How are you?

  • She's right there.

  • Hey.

  • You want to be on Instagram?

  • Look.

  • Look.

  • Oh, the ducklet face with it.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • Good.

  • Make the baby-- tell the baby to do duck face.

  • Can you do the duck lips?

  • Look, look.

  • Can you do a duck face?

  • Look.

  • Like that.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • I've ruined it.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • See what I'm saying?

  • Take the baby away.

  • All right.

  • How you doing?

  • They usually like that.

  • Don't you do that to babies?

  • Sorry the mean lady squeezed your face.

  • It was so gentle.

  • Why you hurt that baby, Miss Ellen?

  • All right.

  • Here's another thing.

  • Oprah, man-- she gets so many likes

  • when she holds vegetables because she's

  • got a vegetable garden.

  • So-- wait, so just hold veggies?

  • That's all you have to do.

  • Wow.

  • You know how many likes-- she's got so many followers just

  • from that.

  • That's her garden.

  • Now, that's impressive.

  • So wait.

  • So she does that, and then gets a lot of views.

  • So we need some vegetables.

  • All right.

  • This is going to help you tremendously.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • Hold on.

  • Wait.

  • Let me put the hat on first.

  • Sorry.

  • There you go.

  • Wait.

  • Wait.

  • Do your face.

  • Do your face.

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • Start crying now.

  • Start crying.

  • Yeah.

  • Got it.

  • All right.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • This is easy.

  • I'm good at this.

  • I know.

  • All right, first of all, for this one,

  • you have to pay really close attention to me, OK?

  • Look at me really, really intently,

  • like you're really listening to something.

  • Aahh!

  • Oohh!

  • [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]

  • That was a good one.

  • That was very good.

  • It's like bungee jumping.

  • Yeah.

  • OK, hey.

  • Hey.

  • I mean, this is your show, so you're all going

  • to have to clean this chair up.

  • All right.

  • One more.

  • It's going to be like a Throwback Thursday!

  • OK?

  • A Throwback Thursday!

  • All right, we're going to go back there and change.

  • And we're going to take a picture.

  • Back this way?

  • Yeah.

  • All right, we'll be right back.

  • Throwback Thursday!

  • All right.

  • Throwback Thursday!

  • That was great.

  • Yeah, he got me good with that one.

  • [MUSIC - DJ JAZZY JEFF & THE FRESH PRINCE,

  • "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR"] Now this is a story all about

  • how my life got flipped, turned upside down.

  • And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.

  • Right over there?

  • All right.

  • There we go.

  • Right here?

  • All right.

  • Here we go.

  • Oh, we're matching that.

  • (AUDIENCE SINGING) West Philadelphia, born and raised.

  • On a playground is where I spent most of my days.

  • Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,

  • and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school.

  • When a couple of guys who were up to no good

  • started making trouble in my neighborhood.

  • Got in one little fight, and my mom got scared and said,

  • you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

  • All right.

  • Let's see how we did.

  • How'd we do?

  • How'd we do?

  • Oh.

  • All right.

  • Hi.

  • I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos--

  • like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like "ball peen hammer."

  • And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities--

  • if you're into that sort of thing.

  • Aaahh!

  • [BLEEP]

  • God-[BLEEP]!

You're going on Instagram.

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