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  • Hey dudes! Video Bastard here with another sweet Mario Maker video...

  • This level is by Ross from Game Grumps...

  • ...or as I like to call them, Game Chumps.

  • 'Cause *laugh*

  • 'Cause look at this...look at this...

  • This is like watching their videos.

  • There's no effort.

  • No effort on it was made.

  • It's a shame, though.

  • They should... they should be ashamed of this.

  • This is a poor quality level.

  • This is a very, ver--

  • And I win!

  • ...what?!

  • Oh shit.

  • LET ME UP!

  • LET ME UP, YOU FUCKING THING!

  • LET ME UP!

  • OH GOD Oh god! Gogogogogo--

  • *laugh*

  • Bowser is chasing me... *laugh*

  • So I guess one of these...

  • Eventually I'll hit the one that's not there.

  • Jesus Christ...

  • ...the fucking...

  • Fucking Game Chumps...

  • ...goddammit...

  • Oh! That's the one. Here we go.

  • So...

  • Oh, that's actually kind of clever now.

  • Now I have to make my way back on this shitty level that I've kind of...designed...while playing.

  • That's-- That's actually-- That's actually pretty neat.

  • I gotta give a shout-out to Game Chumps; they did a pretty good job on this one.

  • Pretty good job.

  • Not one of the hardest levels, but um... a unique concept, well executed...

  • and...

  • Nope!

  • Noooo, no no!

  • Fuck you. Fuck Game Fucks. No. They suck.

  • "Amiibo dressing room."

  • What's this?

  • Okay...

  • That's--

  • Okay. That was a fucking cakewalk.

  • "Don't press anything"? That's a trap.

  • That's a--- Yep, that's a trap.

  • Nope.

  • I ain't listening. Nope!

  • I ain't falling for that one again.

  • Whoo! Here we go.

  • Easy, easy!

  • "You're fucked."

  • By maller... Okay.

  • Okay, thank you. Thank you.

  • At least it... it lived up to its title, I guess.

  • What's this now...

  • CAN WE STOP THAT?

  • CAN WE STOP MAKING LEVELS LIKE THA--

  • "Die bitch."

  • "Die bitch."

  • This is one of the hardest levels on this game. I've heard a lot about it.

  • It's 31... 31 clears out of 400,000 plays, okay?

  • You could beat it like a nerd lame-o, like this guy...

  • Or...

  • You could do it the real man's way. Okay?

  • Now, what you're gonna wanna do is just drag the finish line...

  • Right over here, to the very first second.

  • And what do ya know? Fucking child's play.

  • Here we go, another baby level...

  • This game, man... So far this game has been really easy.

  • I gotta admit.

  • Oh!

  • It actually got me!

  • Okay, Giga Bowser. You wanna play for real?

  • Alright-- Ohhh, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Alright, I got it. I got it. Wooo!

  • Eh-- ooh! Ooooh!

  • What did I say?

  • What did I say, people?

  • Didn't I say that this game was for children?

  • And I stand correct, as always!

  • Now watch and lear--

  • AUGH

  • AUGH

  • Gotta get the mushroom!

  • What was I thinking?

  • What was I thinking?

  • I gotta get the mushroom for this part.

  • See?

  • 'Cause...

  • Just gotta learn the pattern on the hammers, really--

  • OHHHAUGH

  • See that?

  • See, Game Trumps?

  • Now that's clever.

  • That is a u-- That is a cool idea.

  • The bombs blow up the level!

  • That's cool.

  • I don't care. I don't care that I lost the mushroom. I don't care.

  • That's a cool level design right there, I gotta admit.

  • Alright...

  • Alright, no more now.

  • No more. Let me through.

  • Okay, now. What is-- it's still going?

  • It's still-- this is--

  • This is really long.

  • This is a long level.

  • So I guess you just gotta--

  • You... Fuck.

  • *audible thump*

  • HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

  • WHAT

  • Okay, now it's just--

  • It's a simple matter--

  • It's a simple matter, ladies and gentlemen...

  • I just jump over here--

  • and you--

  • Aaaand you--

  • FUCK YOU

  • JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP

  • STOP STOP STOP STOP

  • Why...?

  • ...Oh, my favorite part... of the game...

  • It's... It sucks.

  • At first, I liked this one...

  • But now I just realized it's stupid.

  • This. This jump is just...

  • A-- oh! Oh!

  • It rewards... It rewards a skilled player for their effort put in!

  • It's the best kind of level, really.

  • It-- It lets a good player be good.

  • I'm gonna say that. It lets a good player be good at Mario.

  • And-- and there's still m-- oh god. No *laughing* No... WHAT IS THIS SHIT

  • *incoherent babbling*

  • *laughing* Let me win!

  • LET ME WIN-- Okay, there we go. There we go.

  • And it's... It's simple as...

  • ...there's more. And there's still more. What next?

  • [boss music begins]

  • ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

  • BOWSER?

  • YOU HAVE TO F-- THIS IS AN -HOUR- LONG LEVEL!

  • IT NEVER ENDS!

  • THIS IS AN ENDLESS GAUNTLET!

  • C'mon!

  • Mushroom! Get the mushroom! Get the mushroom, you--

  • FUCK

  • YOU FUCK

  • YOU FUCK

  • [audible thump]

  • I need to take a break.

  • I-- I'm uh... I'll be right back, guys.

  • [music]

  • It's not like I'm bad at Mario...

  • You guys, you gu-- I'm probably better than, y'know, at least 90% of people who play Mario, you know...

  • That's a fair number.

  • I started with 90 lives, and I'm on 56 now...

  • I-- *cough*

  • At least... I'm pretty good at the beginning now.

  • *deep breath* C'mon. This is the one!

  • This is the one!

  • I'm done playing. I'm done playing games.

  • This is real life now!

  • I'm done playing.

  • Fuck-- nope-- nope-- fuck you!

  • Fuck you, Thwomps! Nope!

  • Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

  • Here we g-- hey, hey Boo! Hey, Boo! See ya!

  • See ya, you fuckin' idiot!

  • Now watch this. Watch an all-new trick that I found out!

  • Hey. Look at that Hammer Brother. Pretty cool enemy, right?

  • Oh, wait a minute! Or is he... OH!

  • Oh, what happened? What happened, fuck-face? Did you lose?

  • This is a pretty good run! This is-- this is good!

  • I was... I was about to say that was the furthest I got with the mushroom...

  • *sigh* But then I lost it. Okay, c''mon...

  • What? What? What? W-- no, no, fuck you Game Grumps, no---

  • This is the one. This is the o-- OH! This is the one!

  • This is the one, no more fuckin' around.