but we can't look like tourists.

I gotta pack in outfits, you know?

What if we get invited to some VIP event?

You think we'll go on a picnic while we're there?

- I like that shirt but you always complain

that you look like a carpenter in it.

- I'm nervous, you know I have a fear of flying.

- Chris, do you wanna hold my hand?

- My travel lotion and my travel deodorant,

and my travel razor...

Where's my Purell?

- Oh, I have Purell.

- No, my travel Purell.

Purell?

- Yeah.

Do you have any Purell?

- I need some more Purell.

- If you keep taking selfies

we're not gonna get to the airport on time.

Delete that.

I look awful.

Chris, you've got to roll everything

if you want it all to fit.

- Should I bring a second suitcase

in case we go shopping?

- Chris, you're $4,000 in debt.

But I mean, if we see something you have to have!

- We have to get a tie,

we're on vacation.

- Okay, one tie.

One tie.

- Oh my God, what if we, like,

both fall in love while we're there.

What if we just moved into that apartment,

like, found some wives.

- Rich wives.

Look at how fat he is!

- I told you I want a pug.

I don't think I have enough room for a blow dryer.

- Chris, be heavier.

At least this is proof you're not fat.

Right?

- That's the nicest thing you could have said to me.

It's usually freezing there.

- Well, everywhere is freezing.

I said that you aren't fat.

- I know, you said it,

but you made me think about it.

(sighs)

I think I'm just in a sensitive place right now.

- Oh my God, this place is perfect.

- Airplanes make me feel gross,

I need to take a shower and do my hair immediately.

- [Keith] There are so many pillows.

- I'm gonna bring both of these.

- Chris!