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  • VOICE The following is rated "S" for

  • spoilers.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) In a world where movies have been

  • replaced by TV as the medium for grown ups...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Comes the best HBO-style drama that

  • can't use the F-word or show any bewbs...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) ...yet is so good, it got TV snobs

  • to finally shut up about The Wire.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Breaking Bad.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The show so powerful you binge

  • watch it on Netflix... So all- consuming you push it on your

  • friends even if they don't watch TV... and so addicting you can't

  • shut up about it.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) It's basically like drugs.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Journey to scenic New Mexico, because

  • state tax laws made it much cheaper to film in than Los Angeles.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And meet chemistry teacher Walter

  • White. He's got the kind of cancer that makes you cough. A lot.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) He'll cook crystal meth to pay for

  • his expensive cancer treatment... then to save money for his

  • family... and then just because.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) So awesome!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Meet his partner Jesse Pinkman, a

  • Juggalo without the makeup who prefers the formal term for female dog.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Together, they'll battle some of

  • television's greatest villains:

  • VOICE (CONT'D) All of which happen to be angry

  • latino men.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Ay yi yi!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) But that's not all, Walt's also got

  • drama at home.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) There's his annoying wife Skyler...

  • who at first you wish would just go away.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Then later will wish she could just

  • get away, since she's married to a complete sociopath

  • VOICE (CONT'D) There's also a baby who shows up

  • when its convenient.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) A son who...we're not sure if we're allowed

  • to make fun of...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And a brother-in-law cop who's

  • terrible at telling jokes...and even worse at recognizing that his

  • own family is running a crystal meth empire.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare for five epic seasons

  • packed with awesome unforgettable moments...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Aw man that was awesome right

  • there.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) That was freakin cool

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Oh man that was so good!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) But you'll also have to sit through

  • a lot of this...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Yeah I guess that did take a long time to pay off

  • VOICE (CONT'D) But that made it totally worth it!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Get ready for a show where anyone

  • can be killed at any time, and in any way...

  • VOICE From box cutter...

  • VOICE To bike lock...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To ATM machine...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To decapitated-head turtle-bomb....

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To exploding grandpa.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To Jimi Hendrixing.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To Pontiac Aztec.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Now that's product placement.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Breakfast

  • VOICE (CONT'D) P.O.V. Shots!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The Color Purple

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Corpse barrels

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Bald Guys.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Foreshadowing

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Magnets

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Rocks

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Er... Minerals.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Roof Pizza

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Half of Mr. Show

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Malcom's Dad

  • VOICE (CONT'D) and the world's greatest Price is

  • Right contestant

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Breaking Bad

  • .

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Seriously, you better tune in fast

  • or be ostracized by white

  • people...it's pretty much all they

  • ever talk about.

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