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  • THIS IS FUN.

  • EVEN THOUGH JIMMY ISN'T HERE

  • WITH US TONIGHT, HE RECORDED A

  • LITTLE SOMETHING THIS MORNING

  • WITH HIS DAUGHTER BABY JANE.

  • AND HE WANTED US TO SHARE IT.

  • >> Jimmy: JANE, I HAVE TO TELL

  • YOU SOMETHING.

  • >> WHAT?

  • >> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU

  • WERE SLEEPING, MOMMY AND I ATE

  • ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY.

  • >> WHAT?

  • OH-OH.

  • BUT I STILL HAVE ONE, DON'T

  • WORRY.

  • >> Jimmy: WE LEFT YOU SMARTIES.

  • THAT'S IT.

  • BUT WE ATE ALL THE REST.

  • LOOK.

  • WE ATE IT ALL.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK?

  • >> HUH?

  • IT'S READY!

  • >> Jimmy: THE WAFFLES?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: OH.

  • ARE YOU MAD ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN

  • CANDY?

  • >> NO.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT?

  • >> NO.

  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU HAPPY WE ATE

  • ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY?

  • >> NO.

  • >> Jimmy: NO.

  • ARE YOU -- HOW ARE YOU FEELING

  • RIGHT NOW?

  • >> MAD.

  • >> Jimmy: MAD?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO

  • SAY?

  • >> I MEAN SAD.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU MEAN SAD?

  • BUT IT'S OKAY?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: JIMMY KIMMEL TOLD ME

  • TO DO IT.

  • >> OH.

  • WHERE'S THE SWEETIES?

  • >> Jimmy: MOMMY ATE THOSE.

  • >> OH!

  • >> Jimmy: DADDY ONLY ATE

  • SKITTLES AND M&Ms AND KID CATS

  • AND REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS,

  • AND GUM, AND THE EYEBALLS, AND

  • THE TWIZZLERS, AND THE

  • LOLLIPOPS.

  • THAT'S ALL I ATE.

  • >> THE EYEBALL IS BUBBLES.

  • >> Jimmy: I ATE THE BUBBLES,

  • YEAH.

  • >> THOSE ARE BUBBLES AND FOR

  • BLOWING.

  • >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, EVERY

  • TIME I HICCUP A BUBBLE COMES

  • OUT.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  • >> Channing: OH, MAN.

  • LOOK, LET'S JUST HOPE YOUR KIDS

  • AREN'T AS WELL ADJUSTED AS SHE

  • IS.

  • LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT TO

  • YOUR CHILDREN, JUST UPLOAD YOUR

  • VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE WITH THE TITLE

  • "HEY JIMMY KIMMEL I TOLD MY KIDS

  • I ATE ALL THEIR HALLOWEEN

  • CANDY."

  • THEN LOOK FOR A MESSAGE FROM THE

  • SHOW AND TOMORROW JENNIFER

  • LAWRENCE MIGHT PUT YOUR KID ON

THIS IS FUN.

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