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  • Male Singer: ♪ We don't need nobody else

  • ♪ 'Cause we can have fun all by ourselves

  • It's just the two, it's just the two of us today It's just the two, it's just the two of us today

  • It's just the two, it's just the two of us

  • And I always want it to stay

  • Just the two of us

  • Doofenshmirtz: (sighs) Some vacation this turned out to be.

  • Farmer's Wife: So you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities, but you didn't get any biological oddities?

  • Doofenshmirtz: Huh. What?

  • Farmer's Wife: There it is!

  • Dodo: Narf narf narf! Narf!

  • Candace: Mooooooommmm!!!!

  • Mom! MOOOMM! Mom, mom! Mom! Mom! MOOOOMMMMM! Mooommmm! MOOOMMMMM!!!

  • (instrumental)

  • Mom! Mommm! Mooommmm! Mom! Mom! MOOOMMMM!! Mom, Mom, Mom! MOOMMMM!!

  • (instrumental)

  • Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom!! Mom, Mom!!! MOOOOMMMMM!!!!

  • Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOMMMM!! Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOMMMM!!

  • MOOoOoOoOOOOOOMMMmMMMMmMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

  • Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally retuning my voice!

  • Phineas:This is the best ice cream I've ever had!

  • Male Singer: ♪ Oh, that's right! ♪

  • Houston, we've got a situation

  • Female Singer: ♪ You better stand by the phone! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ It's a brand new lunar taste sensation

  • Female Singer: ♪ Served on a waffle cone! ♪

  • We got chocolate, vanilla

  • Male Singer: ♪ But we don't have rocky road! ♪

  • Female Singer: ♪ It's not that we don't like it! ♪

  • We left the marshmallows at home I blame Baljeet! ♪

  • Baljeet: Hey! I thought we discussed this earlier. Male Singer: It's in the lyrics, man.

  • Male Singer: ♪ You're livin' in a fun house, baby

  • You're livin' in a fun house, pass the gravy! ♪

  • And while we're on the subject, meet my friend Davy He was in the navy and his hair is wavy

  • We're livin' in a fun house, mama We're livin' in a fun house, quite the drama

  • And while we're on the subject, that Peruvian llama's Wearing my pajamas and I know that I'm-a ♪

  • Just livin' in a fun house, baby! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ We can see the tops of buildings Come along with me

  • You can vary your view of the area From our aerial area rug

  • Tiny Cowboys: ♪ Meatloaf

  • Meatloaf

  • Meatloaf lover

  • Warms you from the inside like it's made by your mother

  • Talkin' 'bout meatloaf (Meatloaf, yeah) ♪

  • We're talkin' 'bout meatloaf (meatloaf, yeah) ♪

  • We're talkin' bout meatloaf (meatloaf, yeah, yeah, yeah) ♪

  • Norm: ♪ If I was real, Rappers: You could feel! ♪

  • Norm: ♪ I could really emote

  • Instead of shorting out whenever he sits on the remote

  • ♪ I want a dad Rappers: A father! ♪

  • Norm: ♪ Someone I can call pop

  • Someone to take me out for malts down at the soda shop

  • Someone to take me on a fishing trip or teach me how to ride a bike

  • Who'll pat me on the head and ask me "how you doin', tyke?" Women Singers and Rappers: How you doin', tyke? ♪

  • Well, I'm fine, all things considered Wanna be a real boy but I don't wanna sound embittered

  • But thanks for asking, seriously!

  • Male Singer: ♪ Just sit right down, you look like a hungry gent, ♪

  • Our biscuits and gravy, go down like wet cement, ♪

  • So, if you're looking for home cooking, or you want to see a three-headed toad, ♪

  • Just come on in for a little bit of home on the road ♪(x3)

  • ♪ (Everything's Better with Perry instrumental) ♪

  • Major Monogram: Alright everybody, tall kids in the back. Just need to do a little more programming here, and we'll be ready to roll.

  • Phineas: Hey, buddy. Ferb and I just wanted to say our goodbyes.

  • You know, we thought we'd met the real you when we found out you were Agent P.

  • But the fact is, pet, secret agent, they're both the real you.

  • You are now, and always have been a great pet, and a great friend.

  • We're going to miss you, Agent P.

  • I love you, pal.

  • Carl: Sir, are you crying? Major Monogram: No, I'm sweating through my eyes.

  • Phineas: Okay sir, we're ready.

  • Major Monogram: Okay Carl, we're all set.

  • Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram? Major Monogram: Uh, yes?

  • Isabella: So, none of us will remember any of today? Major Monogram: That's right.

  • Isabella: Good!

  • Phineas: (surprised) Isabella!

  • Isabella: Hit it, Carl! Phineas: Wait, wait, wait!

  • Oh Yeah! ♪ (Laughing)

  • Now me and my bro, we're takin' care of things

  • Went from a pair of jokers to a couple of kings

  • It goes to show you never know just what a shuffle brings

  • Me and my bro, are takin' care of things

  • That's right, we're bros, we're brothers, different father and mother

  • But don't you diss or slam or slide us, we look after one another

  • Cause we're thicker than thieves and we're cooler than kings

  • Oh man, you better believe, we're takin' care of things. ♪

  • ♪ I'll tell you up front that I've got your back And I know that you've got mine

  • As long as we stick together side by side

  • Yo, bro, it's gonna turn out fine Yo, bro, it's gonna turn out fine

  • Now me and my bro, we're takin' care of things

  • Went from a pair of jokers to a couple of kings

  • It goes to show you never know just what a shuffle brings

  • Me and my bro, are takin' care of things

  • ♪ (Last verse of Everything's Better with Perry) ♪

  • Everything's better with Perry (Everything's better with Perry) ♪

  • Everything is better with Perry (Everything is better, everything is better with Perry)♪

  • Everything's better and we Just want to tell you Perry

  • Everything's better with you

  • Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da

  • We pass a couple gas stations, and a defunct flower shop, ♪

  • And as we're passing by this farm, the pigs all look up from their slop, ♪

  • We don't mean to disturb

  • Yeah, it's just the Tour de Ferb! ♪

  • ♪ (Tour de Ferb) ♪

  • Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X2 ♪

  • Male Singer: He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! ♪

  • He's got more than just mad skill, Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah) ♪

  • Male Singer: He's got a beaver tail and a bill, Female Singer: (ah-ah) ♪

  • Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him sa-a-a-ay: ♪

  • (pause; Perry chatters and women faint)

  • Male Singer: He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! ♪

  • Beckham (blond): Oi, Cousin Ferb, we're dreadfully sorry for giving you such a hard time. You're an brilliant footballer, an all-around good chap and a Brit through and through.

  • Ferb: Actually lads, I'm not a Brit or a Yank. I'm just Ferb.

  • Jingle Singers: ♪ Nostrils on the Bus! ♪

  • Nostril #3: ♪ It's not public transport It's a sports-themed charter

  • Nostrils: ♪ Association football

  • Nostril #3: ♪ Nobody's rockin' harder

  • When you think about it All you need to know about us is that

  • Nostrils: ♪ We are the NostrilsNostrils & Driver: ♪ And we're on this bus! ♪

  • Jingle Singers: ♪ Nostrils on the Bus! ♪

  • Dr Diminutive: I don't have a Napoleon complex. Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!

  • Of course L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N bylaws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant, you must this tall

  • So you're disqualified! ♪

  • Diminutive: You can't do that!

  • Yes, we can! ♪

  • Diminutive: Why?

  • ♪ 'Cause we're evil

  • Evil

  • Evil tonight! ♪

  • Or when you have to buy your undead things, ♪

  • From Danville's one Goth store! ♪

  • ♪ I'm a grim and lonely vampire teen, ♪

  • Living in a brightly lit suburban dream. ♪

  • ♪ I should sleep, sleep, sleep 'til the day is done, ♪

  • But I'm a lost little vampire in the sun! ♪

  • ♪ I used to get stuck on the simplest of things

  • ♪ I never tried flying or spreading my wings

  • What I want to convey is that I'm getting away

  • ♪ 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! (I'm breaking out) ♪

  • From the things that were holding me back (I'm breaking out) ♪

  • In every wall if you look there's a crack (I'm breaking out) ♪

  • In the end that's what life's all about

  • ♪ 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! ♪

  • Archeologist: This is it. No one has seen this for a thousand of years.

  • (Blows dust)

  • The legend tells of an epic battle between the Mongol army and potato gremlin creatures while a pharmacist from the future worked in vain to return to his time, crying out "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!".

  • I swear, I majored in this in collage.

  • News-anchor: Hey, I hear you kids have invented a new language. Tell us all about it!

  • Phineas: Sure, follow me!

  • Phineas: ♪ You take the first letter of every word

  • You move it to the end and then say '-erb' ♪

  • It's like we're adding a phonetica boost to it

  • Don't get confused, just get used to it

  • Isabella: ♪ You take the first letter of every wordPhineas: ♪ Whenever someone sneezes, ♪ Baljeet, Buford: ♪ Whenever you meet someone on the street

  • Isabella: ♪ You move it to the end and then say "-erb" ♪ Phineas: ♪ You no longer say "bless you" ♪ ♪ Don't shake their hand, just stomp your feet

  • Isabella: ♪ It's like we're adding a phonetica boost to itPhineas: ♪ Instead you play a flugelhornBaljeet, Buford: ♪ And your conversation won't be complete

  • Isabella: ♪ Don't get confused, just get used to itPhineas: ♪ And give him your left shoeBaljeet, Buford: ♪ Until you give him a big slab of meat

  • Isabella: ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping

  • And I've bought some corn for popping

  • The lights are turned way down low

  • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! ♪

  • ♪ (La, la la la, la la la) (La la la, la la la, la la la) (Let it snow!) Isabella: A-a-ah... ♪

  • Let it snow! ♪

  • Fireside Girls: ♪ Let it Snow! ♪

  • Isabella: ♪O-oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh... ♪

  • ♪ (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!) ♪

  • Isabella: ♪ Let it snow! ♪

  • Phinabunk: ♪ Ooh chaka ooh chaka

  • Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Kay carga mana hoo (hey!) ♪

  • Mog/Da/Can-tok/Jerabunk: ♪ Ya ya ya

  • Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Gunga larga mungalo

  • Boofgard and Baljug: ♪ Zooga ooga chonga

  • Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Beep boppa zabodu

  • All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo (x2) ♪

  • Chucka lacka moo eetchie ♪ ♪ Eetchie she ma ooga

  • Ooga (x2) ♪

  • Gerb: ♪ Ooga ooga ooga ooga

  • All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo

  • These flowers are way out of season

  • You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man

  • And move big heavy things with your miiiiiiiiiiiiiind... ♪

  • But I know a way we can make you a warrior

  • Even though now you're a wuss

  • It's the Way of the Platypus! ♪

  • It's the Way of the Platypus! ♪

  • Now for truth the battle's over

  • And evil's reign is done

  • Our hero stands triumphant...

  • No, no, wait, I was wrong. ♪ He's up again! ♪

  • I feel reasonably sure it's over this time. What do you guys think? Oh, wait, ♪ He's up again! ♪

  • Carl: From the top of another hill, a figure appears, a shaft of light shining off his auburn hair.

  • Major Monogram: Carl!

  • Carl: Sir, you're crushing my spirit.

  • Major Monogram: Yes. Yes I am.

  • Background scat: ♪ (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X3 ♪

  • Female Singers: ♪ Perry! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Female Singers: In a fez! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill! ♪

  • Female Singers: ♪ And a fez! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! ♪ Major Monogram: But you can call him Agent P.

  • Male Singer: ♪ Perry! ♪ Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent P!

  • Male Singer: ♪ A-Gent P! ♪

  • Livin' in an ant society (Ants...) ♪

  • With ants much bigger than you and me (Ants...) ♪

  • Diggin' in tunnels, it's a crazy scene (Ants...)♪

  • With soldiers, drones and one big queen

  • Phineas: Cool!

  • ♪ (Ants...) ♪

  • Ah, you can spend your lives in here, it's great

  • We can lift 10 times our body weight

  • Crowd: Ooh! Ooh!

  • Phineas: (At crowd) Cheesetopia is now open!

  • My fever starts to climb up above hundred degrees

  • When I fly through the breeze with ease upon my cheese trapeze

  • They know the cheese with ease-box squeeze, that is my expertise

  • Cheesetopia! Cheesetopia! ♪

  • Ahh Cheesetopia (Cheesetopia) ♪

  • Ahhh! Cheesetopia

  • Phineas: It's like Utopia, with cheese!

  • ♪ ...tronic! ♪

  • He can assume any form

  • Hang on, I'm gonna backpedal

  • There's one caveat, It must be big and metal

  • Perrytro-o-o-o-o-onic! ♪

  • He can't be kitten or a little block of wood

  • Perrytronic! ♪

  • Not sure that if you'd want him to even if he could

  • Perrytronic! ♪

  • So let me recap so that this is all settled

  • He can transform into anything that's big and metal

  • Perrytro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-onic! ♪

  • Oh, baby! ♪

  • Let's take half a day to be together

  • Let's make half a day last forever

  • Let's take half a day to make our dreams come true, yeah! ♪

  • Let's spend half a day with you! ♪

  • With you! (Whoo!) ♪

  • Yeah you! (Hey! Hey!) ♪

  • With you! ♪

  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz:♪ People say that it's alright They're only trying to be polite

  • But even though they're little and white

  • They're lies

  • Yes, everyone says it's alright And I don't want to start a fight

  • But you know the ties that bind us tight are

  • Lies! ♪

  • Not too shabby...

  • Buford: ♪ I, just don't know what to do

  • There is a nerd shaped hole in my heart

  • There is a nerd shaped hole

  • Baljeet: ♪ A bully sized hole

  • Both: ♪ A big honking hole in my heart

  • Dr Doofenshmirtz: Wait a second, You're singing? I know what that means! You're leaving, aren't you?

  • Male Singer: ♪ See the traffic cop bossing Pedestrians crossing

  • Never drive when you're flossing You'll wish you weren't born! ♪

  • Belt yourself Only way to protect your health

  • Leave your friends all your hard-earned wealth

  • If you croak when you're boldly embarking

  • And parallel parking

  • No time for high-fiving

  • You're barely surviving

  • The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz! ♪

  • Dr Doofenshmirtz: I think I did okay.

  • Narrator: And now, a trailer for an episode that we also have no plan to make.

  • Baljeet: Pay attention up there!

  • Candace: Jerry the Platypus?

  • Phineas: Ferb, aren't those extinct?

  • (Meap walks away from his ship as it explodes.)

  • Jeremy: As a matter of fact, I object to this union.

  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mass transit.

  • (Meap and Suzy fight each other in the Bango-Ru convention, as seen in the Meapless in Seattle trailer)

  • Narrator: The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.

  • Meap: Meap!

  • Narrator: Meap Me in St. Louis.

  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?

  • Paul: Like I was sayin', I'm not sure that I'm totally fulfilled as a delivery guy.

  • Lovendel: ♪ He's not sure that he's totally fulfilled as a delivery guy (He's not sure) ♪

  • Paul: There's a whole world of things to do out there.

  • Lovendel: ♪ There's a whole world of things to do out there! ♪

  • (Passes Phineas and Ferb's new fun ride) Paul: I mean, look at..look at those kids.

  • Lovendel: ♪ Look at those kids- ♪

  • Danny: Hey, we know them. Hey Phineas! Hey Ferb! (all three waves at the kids)

  • Phineas: Hey guys!

  • ♪ I've got no time for conversation, ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause I'm runnin' from love! ♪

  • Don't need no complication, 'Cause I'm runnin' from love! ♪

  • Wish I had better transportation But I'm runnin' from love, ♪

  • Yes, I'm runnin', runnin' from love

  • in a bear suit

  • Runnin' (runnin'), runnin' (runnin'), runnin' from love! (runnin' from love!) Runnin' (runnin'), runnin' (runnin'), runnin' from love! ♪

  • Runnin' (runnin'), runnin' (runnin'), runnin' from love! (Oh, runnin' from love!) Runnin' (runnin'), runnin' (runnin'), runnin' from love

  • in a bear suit

  • You're looking like you're dragging your cerebral feet

  • ♪ I know you're all mental midgets so I'm gonna repeat

  • ♪ I'm using little words to make it plain

  • Ain't no taking on the big brain (big brain, yeah!) ♪

  • No hope of taking on the big brain (big brain, yeah!) ♪

  • There's no use taking on the big brain (big brain, yeah!) ♪

  • ♪ I said you're taking on the big brain (big brain, yeah! ♪

  • He's a big brain

  • All the trees are ready for shakin', ♪

  • Grab a rake if you're into rakin'. ♪

  • Come along, it's ours for the takin' ♪

  • There's a brand new season we're makin'. ♪

  • All the leaves are gold and red

  • And the sun's still on our head. ♪

  • Oh, we can have it all when

  • Summer turns to S'Fall. ♪

  • It's a subterranean crocodile apprehension expedition. ♪

  • If you never have apprehend a croc underground Then you don't know what you're missing. ♪

  • Going through the sewers in a big fanboat Gonna grab a gator and that's all she wrote, ♪

  • Get him in a net, and then we're gonna go for a while... ♪

  • Cause he's a big reptile. ♪

  • Lord, look at the size of that gator!

  • Gotta get myself together, ♪

  • No, I'm not even moving, ♪

  • If I just do nothin', then my attitude's improvin'. ♪

  • Na, na, na, na (Resist the urge to move) ♪

  • Na, na, na, na, na... ♪

  • Get down, get down, And feel the satisfaction. ♪

  • Stop doing something, Do the non reaction. ♪

  • Na, na, na, na... ♪

  • Major Monogram: (Clears throat) ♪ la la la la la la la

  • Major Monogram:♪ He's Major... Monogram! ♪

  • He... appears on a screen

  • And... he wears... olive green! ♪

  • He's Major... Monograaaaam! ♪

  • Carl: I like the big finish, sir.

  • Major Monogram: I can do without the sarcasm, Carl.

  • If power's on your shopping list

  • Then use the elbow and the fist

  • Pummel 'em until they get the gist

  • Just make an example of Representative sample of

  • And most of them will not be missed. ♪

  • You can beat 'em up by any means

  • To blow them all to smithereens

  • The favorite of the sentient machine

  • Never mind the fatalities

  • Where there's municipalities

  • To crush a set of with the threat of

  • Weaponry... ♪

  • Carl: ♪ I used to put up with too much aggravation

  • But take a look at me now, ♪

  • ♪ I got a new vocation, ♪

  • You heard it here first

  • ♪ 'Cause I'm the one who said it, ♪

  • Yeah, I'm evil... ♪

  • Dr Doofenshmirtz: He's evil!

  • Carl: ♪ I'm evil for extra credit! ♪

  • Candace: ♪ The house, ♪

  • the car, ♪

  • running water, ♪

  • electricity... ♪

  • Yes, I'm leaving it all behind

  • No more heartache, pain, and sorrow

  • No more stressing about tomorrow

  • ♪ 'Cause here is my new life

  • ♪ I'm feeling free

  • And I'm living with monkeys

  • And admittedly, that's a little strange.

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  • Dr Doofenshmirtz: Oh, I'm sorry, is this Studio A?

  • Advertiser: No, this is Studio--Hey, wait a second. You just wanted to get into this episode, didn't you?

  • Doofenshmirtz: What?! No...! No!

  • Advertiser: Yes, you did! Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I did.

  • Advertiser: Get out!

  • Doofenshmirtz: Okay, but I can totally read that faster than you.

  • Advertiser: Out!

  • Doofenshmirtz: Okay, okay, grumpy.

  • Advertiser: Batteries not included. Doofenshmirtz: Batteries not included!

  • Advertiser: OUT!

  • Buford: ♪ If you see a big, pink whale

  • With feathers and a beak, ♪

  • And skinny little legs, then bingo, ♪

  • ♪ (Whalemingo! Whalemingo! Whalemingo!) ♪ Buford: I think of you all the time, whalemingo. Especially when I've had spicy tacos just before bed. And your feathers, tickle me in my dreams. Tristan! Tristan.

  • So you've been domesticated Lost your identityBuford: C'mon! C'mon!

  • Just listen up and you can learn To be the best that you can be

  • Gather nuts and scurry And dodge a car or three

  • If you concentrate you'll graduate And learn to climb a tree

  • Be a squirrel (Come along be a rodent trainee) ♪

  • Be a squirrel (Be a squirrel it's your destiny) ♪

  • Danny Jacob: ♪ Baked from the heat, we've got sun on all sides

  • Getting tanned and tanned, like we're a couple of hides

  • Dr Doofenshmirtz: I mean, he drives a taxi for heaven's sake, he can work anywhere. But he expects her to just pack up and move to Vegas. I mean, seriously!

  • Danny Jacob: Two lost nomads who will never be missed

  • Some may just interpret this as a karmic slap on the wrist, ♪

  • But I've just got to say, it's a heck of a day to be us! ♪

  • Candace: (bored) Urgh, fine. You've bored me to submission

  • Phineas: One million five hundred sixty two thousands nine hundred and seventy two.

  • One million five hundred sixty two thousands nine hundred and seventy eight!

  • We did it! We've stored up enough kinetic energy. The quantum vortex should appear any second now.

  • Candace: (scared) Mom?

  • ♪ 'Cause you know it's a new year

  • It's a brand new beginning of the 365 and the world keeps spinning

  • It's a new year

  • It's a time for celebration

  • The fun has just begun now. ♪

  • It's gonna be a Happy New Year

  • ♪ (Gonna be a Happy New Year) ♪ ♪ (Gonna be a Happy New Year) ♪

  • Gonna be a Happy New Year

  • Norm: (on D.E.I. balcony, holding an air conditioner; over last two lines of song) Happy New Year! (kisses air conditioner) Mwah!

  • Gonna be a Happy New Year

  • ♪ (Takin' Care of Things Instrumental) ♪

  • Me and my bro are takin' care of things. ♪

  • ♪ (Everything's Better with Perry last verse) ♪

Male Singer: ♪ We don't need nobody else

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