Name: Daily Life of NinjaHinja
Uploaded: 2018-02-20T13:06:26.000Z
Duration: 4 min 14 s
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Every day I wake up, the first thing I do is work out.

For strength, I start with one-handed push-ups.

For speed, well, have you ever seen a ninja move this fast?

And one of the hardest exercises of my day

A true ninja always takes the harder route

because that's how I like to pronounce things,

-Being a ninja, I've been known to break things.

and, of course, the most extreme of all, break-ups.

because you're bleeding all over my carpet.

Everybody knows that a ninja has to be stealthy and use camouflage.

you have to always have the art of surprise with you.

I'm brought at least one mission from my ninja owl.

-Who, who the hell is Hedwig? My name is Pichu.

In the name of the broomstick gods, I summon thee.

When you're all out of options and ninja stars,

The last thing you'd expect from a ninja is...

I really like those, the way they just touch my mouth.