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Hey, look, we found a little bar boy.

Hey, look, he got hit on the head.

Kids are stupid.

What an asshole.

Hey, what was my clothes?

This is unit 45.

We found a stupid little kid with a head injury.

We're going to take him in and run a ai uh he's gone.

Yeah.

Well, let's go grab some doughnuts.

Must have air.

What?

Oh no, a little shit again.

What the my voice.

Hi.

You've reached the house of Shinichi Kudo.

I'm not home at the moment.

But if you need a case solved, leave your name number and address of the beep.

Oh, and if you're a hot girl also tell me your measurements that pigs, this body can't even reach the handle.

Professor.

I need help.

Get me into my house and uh who the hell are you?

It's me, Shinichi Lang little rat.

I have just a place for you.

You are coming with me so I can experiment on you.

I don't have time for this.

You just came from an Italian restaurant named Colombo's and as always you forgot to wash up.

How did you?

And if you don't believe me, I swear, I'll kill you and your family.

Hm.

So you say the men in black for you?

A strange pill and turned you into an annoying little brat, eh?

Actually it was some men in black, so, Will Smith wasn't professor.

Where's, he's over at the thing with the uh, oh, it's a baby.

I can hold it and it, and it, I can feel her boobs actually ran.

Uh, I believe he's about seven now.

Oh, so what's your name?

Oh, crap.

I haven't thought of a name yet.

Uh uh, I'm uh, I'm Jimmy Kudo.

Oh, how cute.

No, I'm going to make a ridiculous name.

I'm Rachel more and I am Dr Agassa.

They can't all be.

So really, who are you, um, at his parents were in a car accident and may never return even after they recover.

Well, why can't he stay with you?

But I can't enjoy my alone time if I'm worried that a kid will come busting in on me.

So can he sure if you buying scenes later?

All right.

I got a case.

Somebody was actually dumb enough.

Hey, Dad, Conan's staying with us.

Ok.

Good, good.

I can't wait to meet the duns who hired me.

What the hell are you doing?

Paul and Coonan?

What?

Would a kid say at a time like this?

I like bagels.

Totally believable.

My poor little Akiko was kidnapped.

Well, I say no worries, I'll find your dog for you.

Not the dog, the girl.

You are.

You sure you don't need help finding the dog who hired this idiot?

This is clearly a faux kidnapping.

Otherwise the guard dog would have barked.

Oh, wait, that hasn't been revealed yet.

I must have forgotten a line in the script or something.

Uh, now what?

Huh?

0000, quick lassie.

Get the bit for me, huh?

She must be hiding in there.

Time to die.

Hold it come out so I can stab you.

I'm right here.

I don't see anyone.

I'm down here.

Oh.

a dog.

I, ok, here we go.

Ok.

I save you bla bla, you're welcome, blah, blah.

All right time.

Hey, look at that.

This a nap.

It was a thing.

Who's writing this?

A series?

What it figures, huh?

Fail?

Ah.

Oh, ho time for a home run.

Uh, ah, holy shit.

Did you justify the laws of matter with that block?

Ok.

Ok.

I just got saved by a girl.

Oh, man, my life is over.

Dokey, dokey.

Think you can mess with me, huh?

We'll take this and this beat up the kidnapper.

Hi, I'm Conan Egawa and I'm here to make all you snot nosed little brats look even dumber.

Oh, God.

I really hope this is a bad dream.

Please be a bad dream.

Next corner useless hint pirates.

Ok.

Can we end this now?

This is just gay.