Name: My Morning Routine (Skitzo)
Uploaded: 2018-02-13T01:49:28.000Z
Duration: 9 min 15 s
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She lives so close. What could possibly take her so long...

Hey why are you asking me all these questions?

How the hell am I supposed know where she is? What do I look like, a GPS?

No no no no. It was a rhetorical question

What the hell is a 'red oracle' question? Speak English. What do I look like, some kind of like mathemagician?

No! I wasn't asking you directly, per say...

You just carry around labeled pictures of cats with you all the time?

You think I am look like a Russian Blue?!

Just my same old morning routine, you know?

Well, I didn't say it was a fast routine...

There's a lot of stuff for us girls to do in the morning

Don't you watch any of those make-up gurus that do all those 'My Morning Routine' videos and they basically just show everybody what they do in the morning?

Um, no. Why would anybody even wanna watch that?

Anyway, I think that's what we should do today.

Our morning routine, so that people can appreciate how much work it is for us girls to look the way we do!

Alright, if we're really gonna do this, who wants to go first? R-Dizzle? Regina?

Regina: You want me to go, I go first and you go--- R-Dizzle: I... want---

We are not gonna start with you, Hanate. I don't even know if you're even do yours this time.

Like you remember that Halloween story a while back, when it was your turn, all you said was...

I'm sorry, Hanate, how was your Halloween?

You know what, Regina, can you just please go?

My morning routine goes a little something like this:

So, the first thing I do in the morning is wake up.

I usually try to wake up early, like around 12 or 1 PM,

But lately I have been waking up even earlier, like 11 AM from the cold,

Because my stupid boyfriend steals all the blankets from me.

So I yell at him and he just ignores me the whole time and continues to sleep which makes me really sad.

before I realize that, "Wait, I don't have a boyfriend."

So I get over it, and that's when I head to the bathroom when the real fun begins.

I do all the boring stuff first, like turn on the shower,

And then by that time, the shower's steamy enough for me to write my name in it,

so that I can take the picture for Insters and Snappies.

I always start with my foundation which if you don't know is pretty much just powder.

because I love flo-ers, they look and smell beautiful

and most girls like using these coloring sticks

which is a technique that's really popular in other country outside of Nevada,

but basically what you use is some fruit punch, or grape juice ,what ever color you want in a bowl,

and just dip your lips for two maybe three or four hours and you're done!

Now some people call it eyeliner, some say eye shadow but it really doesn't matter because they're all the same thing.

And basically it's just the coloring of your eyeball section

and again, I know most girls like to color their eyes with coloring sticks

but I'm really not like that typical basic biatch,

so I like to use the fancier foreign brands, like Crayole

Or like sharpie which is actually waterproof and won't come off when you swim, cry, or even scrub for an hour

and if you can't afford those, I found that

you know, those little black balls that everybody gets every Christmas, works really well

I believe that brand is called charqoal or something, but that works too

and after that I am pretty much done, and ready to get the day started

so I leave the bathroom, and that's when I always see my blankets on my bed move

so I go over there thinking, "Wait, maybe I do have a boyfriend"

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My Morning Routine (Skitzo)

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