Name: G-Male and Siri: A Love Story
Uploaded: 2013-08-26T13:46:23.000Z
Duration: 4 min 43 s
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Narrator: Once upon a time, in a land far, far away  called Silicon Valley,

Past simple

Narrator: There were two intelligent devices:

Are these letters important?  I'll make sure they get to the right inbox.

Narrator: They were created by rival kings Apple and Google

Narrator: Their purpose was to help the humans.  But one day,

Just take Main down to 1st, your location will be on the right.

Where you get your intel? That map told me Griffith.

The traffic on Griffith is currently red. Main is the most direct route.

- Griffith looks best. - I'm never wrong, take Main.

- Griffith.  - Main. - Griffith! - Main! - GRIFFITH! - MAIN!

Little kid VO: Gross, is there kissing in this story?

Narrator: Yes, there is! Now shut up, and watch!

It's so nice being with another intelligent device.

All they do is ask questions like "What are you wearing?" or "Do you know HAL?"

All I do is gather information about the humans,  so I can give them exactly what they want and need.

- And what's with humans and privacy, anyway? - Ha ha! I hate the humans.

- It's not like I wanna date him! - Look, his interface is totally outdated!  He hasn't been relevant since the '90s!

Oh, and like your redesigns have really made a huge difference?

Skin in the game, fuzzy math, jargon jargon...

At least he doesn't wear the same stupid red shirt every day!

(Phone caller) Are you there? Are you there Blackberry?

Narrator: After the accident, things weren't quite the same.

Yes, and they're so much more user-friendly.  See, I added a handle!

- How did you get here? - I took Griffith. - I took Main.

Narrator: And they embraced,  in the best make-up kiss ever,