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  • I love to sleep

  • It requires minimum effort, and you get to escape the stress and woes of reality

  • But sometimes I really dislike the need for it

  • Sometimes I just want to be up for 48 hours straight without having my soul leave my body in order to search for a more responsible vessel.

  • We only have a limited time on this planet and since I can't clone myself yet to maximize my activity output

  • I'd at least want to maximize the time I spend being conscious

  • Do you realize how many animes and video games I could finish much quicker if I didn't need to sleep?

  • Because honestly they're making them at a much faster rate than I can finish them

  • (Exaggerated Voice) Anime and video games Dom? How about them animations, okay?

  • I subscribe for my weekly videos. I demand you stop being a lazy ass and upload Daily animations!

  • *Sniffle*

  • *Moan*

  • I Have rights, okay? Sometimes. I wish we were like smartphones, but we just need to plug ourselves in to recharge

  • Sometimes I wish we were like smartphones, where we just need to plug ourselves in to recharge

  • but not have to power down to do so

  • Okay, people have told me that it's bad to use your phone while charging, while other sources say otherwise

  • Internet, can you confirm? Hit me with some skeins!

  • Sleeping positions is another thing. I've always slept on my stomach for the majority of my life because that's just the most comfortable position for

  • Me and helps me KO the quickest

  • A couple of years ago

  • I started feeling some spinal pains and when I went to go see a physician and told him how I slept he was like yeah

  • Don't don't do that

  • And now I have to be really aware of my spine and how I sleep so I don't end up being perpendicular someday

  • But sometimes I just don't give a damn and will sleep in my favorite position anyway the victory pose

  • Because I like to sleep like a winner and remind myself

  • How good we have it up here in Canada while our neighbor has to deal with this cloud fiesta

  • And then you have dreams which most of the time you don't even have control over

  • Well, I mean I've tried

  • We all have

  • I like to start my dreams by apologizing to uncle Ben and then continuing to use my superhuman powers that responsibly with little to no consequences

  • I've had so many apocalyptic dreams of World Armageddon

  • Where monsters and zombie hordes are a daily norm and I'm forced to kill or be killed

  • And then I wake up, and it's like

  • *Heavy Breathing

  • Awwww, still boring

  • But on the flip side I've also had surreal dreams that were so

  • Captivating that it forced myself to continue where I left off the previous night as if it was some episodic series on Netflix. [I]

  • I used to sleepwalk as a kid and did some of the weirdest things

  • And I only know this because my family witnessed me in the act

  • So I can only imagine what kind of things happen when no one was around

  • There was one time

  • I went to the bathroom door which was just past my sister's room

  • My older sister just happened to be awake and caught me just standing in the hallway

  • When she got up and asked what I was doing

  • I just started stroking the doorframe like a genie lamp

  • Continue doing this for a solid minute and then turned around and went back to bed

  • Another time when we used to live in a single-story house I was in the middle of a nap and I needed to go to

  • The bathroom, but instead of waking up and doing so I slept walked to the bathroom

  • But because of the layout of my house

  • I overshot the distance and ended up peeing in the kitchen into a shelf where we kept the bread

  • My mother scream was enough to bring me back into consciousness, but I was still in the middle of my session

  • So I panicked and made an even bigger mess

  • And then another time which was pretty f***ing creepy, I wandered into my sister's room

  • Again, my sister asked if I was okay

  • But I didn't answer and just walked up to the window

  • Started gesturing to something that seemed to be standing outside on the street and repeated "Come back"

  • "Come back" over and over until walking away and going back to bed

  • What the f***?

  • Was... Was my house haunted?

  • Snoring is a big issue for me and proof of that was my most embarrassing moment

  • Which many of you know about

  • I've become very self-conscious about it and tried my best not to disturb others if I ever slept over at their place

  • Or if I had to share a hotel room with someone

  • If there aren't any form of acoustic barriers between us,

  • I'd sometimes wait and make sure everyone is asleep first before I went to sleep or

  • Else the Nasal concert would await them and continue to keep them away for the duration of the night

  • People sometimes wonder if I'm dying because I tend to emulate the kind of sound through my snore

  • But I'm actually perfectly fine after I wake up

  • I should probably get it checked though or maybe I got possessed by spirit for my old house

  • And it hinders my life by messing up my breathing and transforming me into an anthropomorphic vuvuzela

  • It's like being an annoying superhero. "Animator by Day, Vuvuzela by Night"

  • It's Domics, and he's here to interrupt your sleep, but also make you concern for his health and well-being

  • After going through my architecture program in University

  • I truly learned the value of sleep, and how much I'd be willing to go to jail for strangling someone for interrupting a 30-minute nap

  • School gave me a few opportunities to sleep if I wanted to maintain my GPA

  • It came to a point where I'd have to strategize and calculate bursts of sufficient sleep, That would adequately get me through the day

  • "Okay, it's now 2:00 a.m.. And my class is at 8 a.m."

  • It takes me two hours to commute to school in no more than one hour to eat breakfast shower and get dressed

  • Meaning I should wake up at 5:00 a.m. That gives me three hours of sleep

  • Just enough cycles before I go into deep sleep. I should be good

  • Wait...

  • What's that sound?

  • *Sigh*

  • Yo, take notes for me

  • I think my biggest issue with sleep is thinking I've never done enough in the day before doing so

  • Some days pass by so quickly that I can't even recall the events that occurred that day

  • "Oh crap it's 1:00 a.m.. Already, and I've only animated one scene. How did I spend five hours reading creepypasta?"

  • Most of the time, I'm not even aware of how far we are into the week

  • See my philosophy is that tomorrow only comes after I wake up, the postponing sleep is the only way I can extend that today

  • Perhaps because I'm not ready for the tomorrow

  • Or perhaps days are filled with so much bliss that going to bed means submission,

  • And avoiding sleep is my futile attempt at over indulging in something that need not to be kept in the present, and can only survive as

  • a past experience and

  • And then I remember that Final Fantasy 15 keeps getting delayed, so I guess the sooner I sleep, the sooner, it'll release

  • Square-Enix, get your sh** together

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  • Well, not actual food but, but look we got an apron from food wars so you too can wear it and only it and be

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  • Yeah

  • You can have rob inception by eating ramen in a ramen bowl with a picture of ramen at the bottom! And you can read the

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  • 27th at 9 p.m, PST

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  • enjoy

  • Oh wait, this is the end. Okay bye then :D

  • (Subtitles by Faststrawberryboy)

(Dank Music Plays)

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