(laughs)

- This is horrible.

- [Interviewer] What's your name and what do you do for a living?

- My name's Kimmy and I'm a student.

- My name's Carlos, I make custom pet apparel.

- [Interviewer] Are you nervous about today?

- Absolutely, I have no idea what's going on.

I can feel my temperature raising.

(laughs)

- [Interviewer] Do you ever label people?

- I try not to, but I'm sure I probably do it subconsciously.

- Label people?

Yes, sometimes.

- Keep an open mind that way.

You never know what you're going to see on the street.

- [Interviewer] Well today, you're going to be doing some labeling.

- Okay.

- [Interviewer] We're gonna bring individuals out

and you're gonna try and guess their sexual orientation.

- Okay.

- Oh, sh-

(laughs)

- This is actually gonna be interesting.

- [Interviewer] And those are your different options, yes.

- Man.

- [Interviewer] Alright, who's first?

- Ya, good man?

- Yeah.

- Oh, you did the fist bump, okay.

Okay, my brotha.

- So I know he's not a lesbian.

Queer femme, no.

Asexual, he might be.

- You actually might not even be from this country.

(both laugh)

I think I nailed it judging by his expression.

- Why do you keep your phone on your hip?

- It's just my style.

- That's your, hey, that's your style. Okay that helps.

- I feel like the aesthetic is really put together.

Oh man.

- Do you know Cher?

- No, I don't know her.

- Oh you might be straight.

That was a big clue right there.

- You like dancin'?

- Yeah, I like dancin', yeah.

- What do you do at the club?

- I be good, good, good, good, good.

- Okay, I think I have my.

- [Interviewer] What, just from that?

(laughs)

- I think he's a straight male.

- I'll say bi.

- Giving everything, I'm gonna give him bisexual.

This is what I'm gonna label you.

- [Interviewer] Why?

- You're way too clean cut to be straight like,

(laughs) and if you are,

I'm sorry for hurtin' your feelin's.

- Hello. - Hi.

- Pretty chill you know.

(both laugh)

- She looks like she could be somebody's mom.

- Maybe a nice country girl.

- Just homegrown, she probably grew up on a farm.

Did you grow up on a farm?

- No? (both laugh)

- Would you walk and strike a pose please? - Okay.

(laughs)

- Definitely a lesbian.

Most girls if you said strike a pose,

they would've been like, ah, ah, yeah.

- Yeah, I kinda get queer vibes.

Yeah, the queer vibes are extending out.

- Heterosexual.

- She's straight, trust me on this, okay?

She looked me in my eyes, she like dudes.

- I hope I'm not offending these people.

'Cause I couldn't stand there all day and get judged like,

- Let's see.

- Hmm.

- What do you like to do?

- I like to cook, like to hang out with people.

- Okay, her voice kind of sounded lesbian,

if that even is a thing that I can say.

- She is a straight female.

- I wanna go queer.

- [Interviewer] Alright.

- Okay.

- Well how are you?

- I'm good how are you? - That's great! I'm Lance.

- You look terrific.

- She smells really good.

- Where are you from?

- From Thailand.

- How long have you been in the States?

- 16 years.

- Can you sing us your favorite song?

♫ Rah rah ah ah ah

(laughs) ♫ Roma roma ma

- [Interviewer] Can you strut around him?

- Walk around him?

- Uh-huh.

(laughs)

- Woah this turned into a whole new...

(all laugh)

- Do I have transsexual?

No.

- You could be a guy, but I don't think so.

- She screams straight woman, you know.

Just getting glammed up, definitely the way she roared out Lady Gaga.

- Yeah, she's straight. (laughs)

- [Interviewer] Why do you think that?

- Because...

- No matter what you identify as, I'm gonna give you straight.

- Okay. - Are you sure?

(crew laughs)

- Yeah, I'm positive. - Okay.

(laughs)

- Hi.

- The Jordan emblem kinda popped out at me.

- Do you know who Bette Davis is?

- No.

- Do you know who Barbra Streisand is? No?

(crew laughs)

- Do you know who Bette Midler is?

- No.

- Another straight one.

- [Interviewer] Why?

- He's straight.

(all laugh)

- How are you? - Good how are you?

- Good thank you.

- What's your favorite sport?

- Baseball.

- What's your favorite type of car?

- I like Camaros.

- Yeah, me too, see this guy's, talkin' 'bout man.

- Well I don't know too many gay Asians,

so I'll say heterosexual.

- You can just give me that right now.

(laughs) Your hat.

Only straight guys wear hats. (laughs)

- There you go. - [Interviewer] Alright.

- Cool hair, just kinda looks edgy.

Confident stance.

- You, he look like a J. Crew commercial.

(laughs)

- Push me, that way. Okay.

- Jump.

- Do five pushups.

One, two, three.

- This is really difficult.

- I'm gonna just go with asexual.

Doesn't strike me as someone who is very sexual.

- I think he's gay.

- Pansexual, even though I'm not really quite sure.

(both laugh)

- How are ya? - Good.

- Startin' off with the sniff.

Hmm.

- She's not really like girly girly.

She has like this kinda like masculine energy to her.

- Bisexual.

- Bisexual.

- She's straight.

- Well I think you're a straight female.

Out with your girlfriends, get a cocktail, that's a good typical night for you.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Can we do the dancing?

- Yes, go to dance move. - Oh, I don't dance.

(laughs) - Oh see, that's a clue.

- I can't dance either.

- Can I have music at least?

(both laugh)

(upbeat music)

- I say straight.

Most gay people I know dance like mad.