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  • I'd like to stick garden gnomes in this building

  • Yeah, I guess you would

  • Hi, death will find you soon

  • I'm not sure you'll be remembered

  • You're the devil

  • That little boy has like a thousand freckles

  • And everybody's all "ewwwww"

  • Like there's goobers on his bod

  • I'm done listening

  • You know, Ted's always kinda freaky

  • He eats hair

  • Human hair

  • He's the first one to say "Let's go out and eat hair!"

  • It's wonderful now and again

  • See?

  • Mmmm, hair, mmmm

  • If there's one thing our country doesn't need more of

  • It's goose diarrhea!

  • I heard you got orange rugs here

  • That's a lie

  • Hey could you cut me a rug here?

  • A rug?

  • Yeah. An orange one

  • No, we don't make them

  • I know

  • This one's a classic

  • Jordan the centipede taught me a card trick

  • Mmm hmm mmmm

  • Thank you

  • You got happy cheer!

  • Ewwww, look!

  • I went down to the summer camp and took a can of gasoline

  • Don't light the cabins on fire

  • I wish I couldn't, but it's too late

  • Ah, well doesn't that mean you go to jail?

  • No, because I ran away

  • You know what, I just love to twerk

  • holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla

  • I've been testing out some new campaign slogans that are a little less obvious

  • I need a bogel for the glotch

  • Stop Volution

  • Your face isn't my face

  • That old man just took your spork

  • If you want boyfriend time, then you must be a girlfriend

  • I hate pervy records

  • Mhhaaah pfrengh!

  • Hmm, i wanna use that

  • I made a hole and then barfed on the beach

  • I made a hole and then barfed on the beach

  • I made a hole and then barfed on the beach

  • This great nation's like a pork pie

  • Juicy America!

  • Gabe?!

  • Hey, who hates cigarettes?

  • I do!

  • Hooray for you!

  • You know, originally Heidi wanted to marry a different fella

  • She wanted Herbert Spinnecki

  • Yeah, he was into football

  • Herbert was beautiful

  • He was just always very open and sensuous with me, you know?

  • Like on the weekend, he'd bring fruit and lay by the fire with me

  • and tell me I looked like a French model

  • What?!

  • Why'd you even tell them that?

  • Yeah, he's still a really close friend, the Spinnecki

  • I didn't know that

  • Mm-hhhm

  • He's in the kitchen right now

  • Wait, he's here?!

  • Mm-hhhm

  • Is he

  • Mmm-hhmm

  • What does this mean?

  • Yeah, whatever

  • At least I know she's mine

  • I don't wanna ask who the baby daddy

  • I know it's him.

  • Don't make us kiss now

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TED CRUZA Bad Lip Reading

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    lwxkbob posted on 2018/01/23
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