It's me, Peter.

You may be wondering what I'm doing in a library.

Well, I actually drove my car into this rich guy's house,

and he locked me in here until the police come.

Don't believe me?

I don't know.

I just locked him in the library.

Seems like he's on something.

He's got crazy eyes, and keeps screaming, I don't care.

I don't care!

Anyway, I've got some time to kill before this room is filled

with tear gas, so I thought, why not

finally read some of the classics I

never read in high school?

Here's one right here, "The Great

Gatsby," a book by the only respected guy in the world

named Scott.