We don't want to be late for our reservation.

Reservation?

Yeah. I decided we're going someplace nice this time.

Not like last year when we went to the Outback Steakhouse,

but it's "out" as is the gay way

We'll get to the specials, but first, I need to tell you...

I'm gay.

The hell you are!

No waiter of mine is gonna be gay!

Peter, please. He's our waiter.

He's the only waiter we have.

Lois, our waiter is dead to us.

We have to focus all our attention on our hostess now.

He-he just needs a little time.

Scott...

I'm finally ready to hear the specials.