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  • Happy new year to you.

  • And to you.

  • Yes.

  • Do you have resolutions?

  • Are you having--

  • I-- I'm not big on resolutions or keeping them.

  • But our son's coming up on two years.

  • Trying to talk on the phone-- use our phones

  • less in front of him.

  • Because they just absorb so much.

  • He's walking around holding my phone against his ear, talking,

  • and I don't even do that.

  • Like, I use my phone for the internet.

  • I'm trying to figure out where he learned to talk.

  • But he has seven or eight business meetings a day.

  • Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • Wow.

  • He's very busy.

  • That's hilarious.

  • He walks around holding it?

  • He walks around and basically just says

  • names of family members who aren't there.

  • Yeah.

  • Does he talk a lot?

  • He chatters.

  • He chatters.

  • He has words.

  • Blueberries, pizza, those are big ones.

  • Uh-huh.

  • Yeah.

  • If you spend an hour with him, you

  • might hear each of those 100-plus times.

  • Yeah, look at him.

  • Come on, you guys.

  • Come on.

  • He's incredible.

  • Look at him.

  • Where is he?

  • He's on a plane.

  • There, he's on a plane here.

  • This was really exciting, though, as far as talking.

  • We had Hanukkah.

  • We were doing Hanukkah for him.

  • And my wife every night would light the candles

  • and do the Hanukkah prayer.

  • And on, basically, the sixth or seventh

  • night, he did the prayer, but just made one up,

  • which is pretty impressive that he even

  • understood that part of the lighting

  • was the ritual of the candles.

  • Wow, and you have a clip of that?

  • This is a clip of my son mak--

  • I heard about this.

  • --making up a Hanukkah prayer.

  • OK.

  • [BABY CHANTS]

  • Yeah, I didn't really hear any words.

  • No, but if you've ever been to a bar mitzvah,

  • they're about that good.

  • They sound like that.

  • They're about that good.

  • That's adorable.

  • It's very cute.

  • Your birthday was last week.

  • My birthday was last week.

  • And it's very confusing for a child his age

  • because he goes to birthday parties.

  • And of course, every candle at a birthday party, blow it out.

  • And then, all of a sudden, Hanukkah

  • comes, and it's like, no, these candles

  • represent something completely different.

  • These are serious candles.

  • Oh, my god, that must really be confusing.

  • Yeah, because, basically, you want to say to him,

  • look, a birthday candle you blow it out and make a wish.

  • Hanukkah candles, their wish was candles.

  • That's all they wanted was candles.

  • So to blow them out is to defeat the purpose.

  • Uh-huh.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, so he must look around.

  • Well, I guess if it's on a cake, it's pretty obvious.

  • Yes, that's true.

  • If we put the Hanukkah-- if we put the Menorah on a cake,

  • that would have been on us.

  • Yeah.

  • Any confusion would have been our fault.

  • And you are having another baby.

  • Yeah, we're having another one.

  • Congratulations.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Thank you, everyone.

  • Yeah.

  • Now, and he's two.

  • He's going to be two when the baby--

  • That's a lot of work.

  • It's gonna be a lot of babies, yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • And is it a boy or a girl?

  • We have another boy coming.

  • Another boy.

  • Did you care if it was a boy or a girl?

  • I didn't care on the first one, but because I

  • have a younger brother, I cared deeply this time.

  • I really wanted a boy.

  • So that they had a--

  • My brother is my best friend, so I really

  • wanted that for my oldest son.

  • That's really sweet.

  • That's very nice.

  • Yeah.

  • How many people can say that, really?

  • I mean a lot of brothers have rivalries,

  • so that's really sweet that you all are--

  • It's weird because my brother can't even say it.

  • He doesn't care for me at all.

  • It's just you.

  • It's just me.

  • I'm clingy.

  • I'm very clingy.

  • He doesn't-- he's like, I could use a little space.

  • No.

Happy new year to you.

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