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  • - What up, everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman.

  • Today is a monumental moment.

  • Why, why, why you ask?

  • Because I've teamed up with Coke

  • to have one of my fans in this skit

  • for the first time ever and I'm so excited.

  • Let me introduce you to (drumrolling)

  • Caitlyn!

  • - Hi.

  • - And we're gonna make you laugh.

  • High five.

  • Gonna make you laugh so hard,

  • Caitlyn and I.

  • (chatter on tv)

  • - Oh, Paramjeet?

  • - No!

  • No, no, don't talk to me, okay?

  • - What the bloody hell happened?

  • You eat one hurricane?

  • - You so bloody lazy, okay?

  • Can't you see I'm doing everything, huh?

  • You all day tv, newspaper, sleeping.

  • You so bloody useless.

  • - Okay, I help you.

  • Tell me, what do you need help with?

  • - (mocking) Oh, what do you need help with?

  • Entire trip, you don't help me packing.

  • - Then why you no ask for help?

  • - Huh?

  • What you say to me?

  • Why I don't ask?

  • Why I have to ask, huh?

  • You ask me make you dinner?

  • You ask me make you tea?

  • No, I just do because I know.

  • Do I ask please annoy me?

  • Do I ask please be useless?

  • No, you do on your own.

  • - Okay, I'm going to pack, look.

  • Okay, where is suitcase?

  • I'm packing.

  • - Dumb head.

  • You think everything happen by magic, okay?

  • (mocking) Look at me, I want to go trip, okay.

  • I'm going to pack,

  • and then this over here, this pant,

  • going to fly magically.

  • Ohh, I'm flying magic pant and pack for you

  • because you bloody king?

  • - You being very mean right now, okay?

  • - No, no, wait one second, more flying.

  • (cawing)

  • - You scary okay, you very scary.

  • You looking like dinosaur from Jurassic movie, okay?

  • Just like (hisses).

  • Big one (roars).

  • - I don't know why I bloody married you, okay.

  • I wish when my mommy and daddy

  • come to my room telling me they have news,

  • they say "Paramjeet, you have been

  • selected for Hunger Games" .

  • This would have been better news than marrying you.

  • (roaring)

  • Stop it.

  • (roaring)

  • Stop this one.

  • - You so mean, okay.

  • You know every time you speak,

  • one smiley emoji die.

  • - Shut up, okay?

  • - Hey, what'd you say?

  • Oh, smiley emoji die.

  • (imitating stabbing flesh) Ahhh.

  • - Okay, okay.

  • You can't bloody survive without me, okay?

  • What you gonna do?

  • You gonna walk up to stove with one dollar,

  • say "Uh, hello stove, please make me one roti.

  • "Where I put money, huh?"

  • - Okay, that happened one time.

  • - You think you so bloody cool.

  • - Hey, I am cool, I am.

  • Look at my face, I'm looking 25, okay?

  • You looking 85, grandma, okay?

  • I'm in shower, I see all your gray hairs.

  • - My gray hair?

  • You know how many your

  • dirty hair I find in shower, huh?

  • You're so bloody hairy.

  • Your chest looking like Marge Simpson head.

  • - Your mouth so dirty, okay.

  • I'm going to put in washing machine.

  • - Ah, look at him pretending like he know

  • how to use washing machine.

  • What you gonna do?

  • Put the dirty clothes in washer

  • and then instead of soap, you going to put

  • a bloody broom, okay.

  • Okay, clean my clothes, thank you.

  • - You know what, I am very lucky guy.

  • Look at me everyone, I'm lucky guy.

  • I never have to waste money on Netflix, okay,

  • because my entire life, drama.

  • That's right, featuring Manjeet Singh

  • and my wife, Ursula.

  • - Okay, you acting like you're going

  • to buy something, huh?

  • You're so bloody cheap.

  • It's so hot outside.

  • Look, I'm sweating.

  • I'm sweating so hard,

  • I say Manjeet, please,

  • buy one new fan, what do you do?

  • You put a glass of ice beside hair dryer.

  • - But it worked, right?

  • It worked.

  • Listen, I am not cheap, okay?

  • I am smart, I am beating the system.

  • Maybe you won't be so hot if you maybe

  • got rid of this piece of pizza right here, okay?

  • - Oy, pizza delivery man only man

  • delivering me something hot these days, okay?

  • - That's mean, okay?

  • - Mmm.

  • - I am not hot?

  • I am not hot?

  • I am so bloody hot.

  • You know, other day I go doctor,

  • and he say "Oh my God, you have fever."

  • I say "No, no, I was born this way."

  • (doorbell rings)

  • - Get lost, get going to the door!

  • Maybe it's animal control, okay.

  • Going to take you back to zoo.

  • - Okay, maybe it's police coming for you, huh?

  • Because they heard you murdering

  • all the rainbows in the world.

  • Yes, hello.

  • - Hi. (muttering in the distance)

  • - Paramjeet, one second, we have guests!

  • Huh?

  • (muttering) - I was just wondering if you

  • - Why can't you cut the crazy one second, okay?

  • What do you want?

  • - Um. - [Dad] Wrong number, no.

  • (muttering in background) - I'm just wondering if

  • - Huh?

  • Oh my (shushing).

  • - If you wanna donate

  • - donate?

  • (loud muttering in background)

  • You donate to me, huh?

  • - Who was there?

  • - It was one little girl.

  • I told her run really fast

  • there's crazy lady here who eat little girls.

  • - Huh?

  • Your mother here?

  • - Hey, don't talk about my mother, okay?

  • My mother very nice.

  • She very nice to little girls.

  • - Yes, you right, you right.

  • That's why she raised such nice little girl right here.

  • - I am not girl, okay?

  • I am man, look at this muscle.

  • Look at this muscle.

  • - Look at your muscles?

  • Look, you have muscles?

  • You crying during Game of Thrones.

  • - Hey, you don't start this one, okay?

  • He was my favorite character, okay?

  • That's right.

  • He was my brother, I loved him!

  • (weeping mockingly)

  • These are real people!

  • They can't do like this!

  • (bawling mockingly)

  • - Oh my god, what is going on in here?

  • - She mean.

  • - He dumb.