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  • What's the most popular game on Steam?

  • 'PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS'

  • Well it must be a great game then!! ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

  • it's the worst fucking game i've ever fucking play- (`皿´#)

  • so the goal of the game... is out of a 100 people to be the last man standing on this fucking island.

  • alright, here we go.

  • give me a gun

  • oh shit

  • oh shit

  • no shit (giggle)

  • don't shoot! D:

  • don't shoot, i'm innocent (ಥ﹏ಥ)

  • I'M INNOCENT!!

  • I JUST WANNA HUG YOUUUUUUU

  • this fucking time I'm gonna fucking do it.

  • what the fuck is that? ._.

  • *pewds ded*

  • *silence*

  • are you kIDDING M-

  • you guys come here often? ;)

  • no? :\

  • is that MARKIPLIER?!

  • OHMAGERD

  • how do i look?

  • OH MY GOOOOOOOO~!

  • here we go

  • owp

  • shit shIT SHIT

  • Oh come on I was reaching for my cornflakes :( C'mon

  • *laughs*

  • Meme 2017 xD

  • *corn flake package crinkles*

  • HHHHHHHHH

  • what have I DONE?

  • I'm so sorry *chuckles*

  • *another one for Pewds*

  • i got nothing i have nothing

  • don-

  • stop!

  • this is the fucking one.

  • *rapid gunfire*

  • hehe yeah hehe

  • *rapid gunfires again*

  • got 'em!

  • Oh

  • OOOOOOOOOO

  • *hipfire god*

  • I never even got to fucking top 30

  • Alright.

  • Here we go.

  • Easy.

  • This game is easy.

  • Just going to loot these Swedish fucking homes

  • There we go I'll take that shit

  • gimme that. gimme that shit boi

  • *loads shotgun*

  • I saw a bunch of people land over here

  • I'm literally gonna rush him

  • 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,380 Oh *fires shotgun*

  • Oh I killed him?

  • Fucking range on the shotgun, man

  • GOTTEM

  • I'll be taking all your shit, thank you very much (ー_ー )

  • That's right thank you- thank you very much

  • I'm still gonna rush him

  • Oh there's definitely someone in here

  • Oh shit

  • I can hear that fucker

  • Is he upstairs?

  • Yee

  • *initiate Pro Pewds combat system*

  • Fuck

  • Shit. Fuck. Ass.

  • Ass fuck. *shit*

  • What's he doing?

  • I'm just gonna- just gonna check uh- my emails down here don't worry about it

  • Just uh, making sure

  • Everything's fine

  • This is NOT camping

  • This is uh- making sure that staircase is safe *pussy*

  • You never know, lot of people forget to clean out

  • I'm so fucked *scared*

  • *grenade* Σ(O_O)

  • *grenade blasts*

  • Oh shit oh shit

  • He's waiting for me

  • PLEASE DON'T HURT MEE

  • I'M SWEDISH

  • I should prolly just make him wanna kill me

  • I'm not camping, sht the- sht the fck up

  • Just making sure

  • He can jump off the balcony

  • *gasp*

  • YEAAA BOIII HAHAAaaa

  • whatchu gonna do huh

  • roight in the fucking head

  • almost at tittie

  • Alright what do you got on you boi?

  • That's right i'll be taking this and this and this

  • and this and this and- and

  • he got a fucking frying pan? *for pancakes, 'f course*

  • Domo arigato

  • *swaps weapon*

  • kay

  • Scope up.

  • No? Alright well fuck it.

  • Looks like a swedish little village doesn't it?

  • Mkay

  • Let's go out

  • Out into the world

  • *initiate pewds stealth mode*

  • *distant gunfire*

  • Oh shIT. SHIT. DON'T SHOOT

  • DON'T. Well he can't fucking aim. *giggles*

  • Oh shit. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

  • Where is he?

  • There he is. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him

  • I'll scope him out

  • He doesn't know that I saw him

  • There he is. Look at him

  • Fucking kek

  • *rapid gunshots*

  • Okay I got one hit

  • FUCK. Where'd he go?

  • I'm gonna go around

  • Hopefully he doesn't expect it

  • Might be a stupid fucking move where is he?

  • C'mon CUNT

  • 'kay

  • I think he's hiding

  • That's fine

  • I can smell his fear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • It's in my viking blood

  • Oh he's in the building. He's in THE BUILDING

  • I think he knows I'm outside

  • Don't fucking see him tho

  • He must've heard me

  • I don't know what the fuck to do. What do I do?

  • *le gasp*

  • There he is. Okay. Alright

  • Alright. Papa Pewds.. is coming for you boi

  • You better spread your ass for me boi

  • Cause I got a shotGUN

  • I don't wanna die now

  • Kay. Clear

  • He prolly heard me

  • In here?

  • No

  • *gaaasp* *shotgun blast*

  • *another shotgun blast*

  • DIE

  • *lookit his face*

  • DIEE

  • YEAH. GOTTEM

  • HELL yEAH

  • YOU Got FUCKED BY THE POODIEPIE

  • I'll take this

  • Hey you got Redbull

  • THANKY- OH A NEW VEST

  • Alright have that

  • Oooh. Nice pants

  • Not for me tho

  • WHOOOOOOOOO!

  • Moar ammo

  • Fuck I don't know where

  • Anything is

  • I saw someone. I th-

  • I think I did

  • Is he in the building again?

  • Yes someone's definitely in the building

  • Fuck me, man. *gladly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

  • You hear that wooden floor so well

  • Are they fucking upstairs?

  • FUck. The map is getting smaller. I gotta move.

  • But I know he's in there

  • OH *brraapp*

  • Oh SH-

  • OMGOMGOMGOMG

  • I'M OUT. I'm out. I'm done. I'm fucking done

  • I'll pick my battles alright? I'll pick my fucking battles

  • Shut the fuck up

  • Did he see me?

  • Fuck we gotta move