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Thank you for seeing us on such short notice Mayor West.
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No problem gentlemen. May i call you "gentlemen"?
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yeah.
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Now you say the spy is located somewhere in Quahog?
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That's right. We need you to set up some roadblocks to help us contain him.
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Do you have any clues regarding the identity of the spy?
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It's a little tricky, sir. See, the operative is completely unaware that he's been programmed,
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and the only way to activate him and discover his identity is by saying the phrase
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"Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet!"
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(Speaks in russian)
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It's him!
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I haven't been this....
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...Since i
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I don't I don't really know what I'm supposed to be doing,
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ehh but...
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Oh there's track star Wilma Rudolph.
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Obviously, she had something to do with the gag, but I didn't hear the setup, so I don't really know the context
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Hey, I wonder what Peter's up to!
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Okay, so we got to come up with a name for our improv group.
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Anybody got anything? Um...
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How about the "Jokeridge Boys"?
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eh not bad. oh wait how about "Funny Side Up"?
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No, no, no. Guys, guys, we got the name.
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It's Improv-de-Colon- the-Truth-is-Ad Libbed.
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What about "Deliveries in Rear"?
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Oh, yes!
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No, no! No, you can't just jam jokes in for no reason! It has to be organic to the situation!
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What the hell you being so frigging comedy Hitler about?
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I was in three improv groups in college, Peter. I was in Improvidence, I was in the Wackadamia Nuts, and I know I'm dating myself here, but Three Smile Island.
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My point being that I am the only experienced member of this group.
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I can already tell this is not gonna be fun.
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How do we know where to start looking?
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The tracking beacon I shot into Mayor West's ankle will allow us to locate him.
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WOW Those are the Russian people?
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I mean, granted, you do think of bears on unicycles when you think of the Russian people
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but they're all bears on unicycles?
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Bears on unicycles, every one. So what do we do now?
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We're undercover USA agents in a hostile foreign territory.
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We just got to make sure we don't do anything that makes us stick out.
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Hey, they're not bears on unicycles!
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You are under arrest.
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Time to use this costume, (laughs) 'Cause we're in Russia!
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Here are the American spies we captured, Mr. Prime Minister.
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Oh he was "Putin" us on, huh? (laughs) Right?
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What do you think of that? Chevy? Right?
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That would have passed for funny in one of your movies, right?
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Okay, moving on.
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Gentlemen, let me put your minds at ease. I know why you are here, and I mean to help you.
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(laughing)
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terrific.
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The truth is the reactivation of a Cold War sleeper spy would be an embarrassment to my government.
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On the scale of our 1981 failed Czechoslovakian occupation outpost, which was penetrated by Bill Murray,
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Harold Ramis, and their ragtag band of misfit soldiers who didn't even graduate!
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They slept through the graduation ceremony and somehow managed to come out of the manhole wearing clean, pressed suit, as you say.
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So the long and the veiny of it is, you're gonna help us out, right?
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I will provide you with transportation, passports, food, supplies, everything from "A" to backwards "R"
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Wow! Thank you so much for your help, Mr. Putin.
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Would you like to see Russian cutaway gag?
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Yeah sure
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Here is Russian cutaway gag.