I'm lost... Sorry, I'm Anne Hathaway.

And we're here to do the WIRED.

Autocomplete interview.

And between the two of us, we know all the words.

Autocomplete suggests the most common searches on the Internet.

I really need to wake up.

People are watching this on the Internet!

So WIRED asked the cast of Colossal the Internet's burning questions.

Okay, so the first one, "What Anne Hathaway real name?"

Anne Hathaway real name is Annie.

Whenever anybody calls me Anne, I just... I don't know, I feel like they're mad at me.

Alright, I get that.

-Um... "What is Anne Hathaway face shape?" -Wrong.

[Laughs] Wrong, wrong?

-This is just the wrong face shape. -Wrong face shape?

"What does Anne Hathaway eat?"

I'm a mom, I eat what my kid eats.

That's true.

-It's not amazing. It just happens. -"What did Anne Hathaway win an Oscar for?"

-Les Misérables. -You mold in. -I did that for a single tear.

-"What is Anne Hathaway like in real life?" -I'm fine.

-Yeap? -Fine.

Like this with not as bright of lights.

"What is Anne Hathaway poem about?" Is this a Shakespeare reference?

'Cause Anne Hathaway was Shakespeare's wife.

How about that?

Did your folks know that?

They did.

-Okay. -They did.

I wasn't supposed to be Anne Hathaway.

I was going to be Katherine Hathaway which I'm very relieved that I wasn't.

Because Katherine Hathaway just... sounds like I get something stuck.

That's true.

Let's see, and then... Um, "What does Anne Hathaway look like now?" A little tired.

So, I look a little wilted, but also like she has people who do her hair.

Here we go, alright.

-Okay, does... -Oh boy.

-"Does Jason Sudeikis smoke weed?" -Sure.

Sure.

You just turned me down.

I was like "Woo, this is gonna be a funny one."

-But you just... -When it's well, you know, when it's legal, uh... When for medical purposes.

It'd be rude to refuse it when offered in legal circumstances.

"Does Jason Sudeikis have the virus?" The weed smoking virus?

Yeah, that's why I have to smoke it.

"Does Jason Sudeikis play drums?" Yes, but not well.

I'm not a drummer but I own a drum kit.

"What does Jason Sudeikis look like?" Like this.

Occasionally on a beard, but more or less like this.

"What does Jason Sudeikis voice Cleveland Show?" I was a couple voices on there.

Really?

Yeah, yeah.

I didn't know that one.

I play Holt, and then Terry.

Holt was kind of like this, like kind of a little short guy with a real deep voice.

And Terry was like, Terry was southern guy.

Anything that has my voice on it eventually goes this way.

-"Is Anne Hathaway married?" -Yes.

-"Is Anne Hathaway British?" -No.

That's a compliment, though, right?

You pulled it off somewhere.

-"Is Anne Hathaway vegan?" -Not anymore, sorry PETA.

-"Is Anne Hathaway a vampire?" -I mean I look like one.

You would be forgiven for thinking that, but no.

It's 'cause you wore big hats.

-"Is Anne Hathaway an Oscar Winner?" -Yes.

-"Is Anne Hathaway related to Judy Garland?" -I'm not.

I wish I was, but no, not related, just a fan.

Yeap?

-There you go. -Toward to that one.

Okay.

-"What is Jason Sudeikis doing now?" -Well, this, this interview.

-Yeah, we can just hide those. - I'm just gonna like--

"What is Jason Sudeikis's first movie?"

The first movie I ever did was a movie called Alien Avengers II.

It was a Roger Corman production.

Oh, fantastic. That was your first movie?

Yeah. I earn like 3000 bucks, and I spent it all like in the first week.

-This one, this whole thing in this long. -This whole thing. This whole thing, yeah.

"What movie Jason Sudeikis watching in Eastbound & Down?" God, I think it's Top Gun.

I just know we referenced Top Gun a lot.

"What... (hair products does Jason Sudeikis use?)" Only one.

Well I guess two if you count water... But uh, American Crew.

Oh, I know that one, that's really good.

The green... Like the green stuff.

Okay, here we go.

-Look at this. Watch this, ready! -Okay!

"Did Anne Hathaway date Ellen Degeneres?"

I wish. No, sadly.

-She's too good for me. -"Does Anne Hathaway know Bruce Wayne is Batman?"

Now I do. Thanks, thanks Internet.

Just spoiler alert.

"Did Anne Hathaway wear a wig in Princess Diaries?"

Yes, is... when the, when her hair's straight, it was my hair.

But the beginning part where her hair was lovely, and it was not my hair 'cause my hair doesn't do that.

-"Did Anne Hathaway have braces?" -I did.

Yeah, nice. I have braces the first four teeth.

-"Did Anne Hathaway really fall in Princess Diaries?" -Yes, I did. I really fall.

It had just rained and I know what you're talking about, there's a really big fall, and I really did.

Um, I fell and I just, I laughed, and kept shooting.

-"Did Anne Hathaway really sing in Les Mis?" -I did really sing in Les Mis.

That was me.

That was me.

Here we go.

Okay, on to yours.

"Did Jason Sudeikis go to KU?"

No, I wore the shorts, I'm from Kansas, I support the baseball team.

I'm jockeying for a honorary like... degree.

"Did Jason Sudeikis do an Applebee's commercial?" Yes, I did for a while.

I was the voice of Applebee's.

*See you tomorrow!*

-That's such a good gig. -Yeah, that was fun.

That was fun.

I think it's awesome that you're the voice of Applebee's.

Not anymore. I did, too.

This is here. This is the Kansas.

("Where did Jason Sudeikis go to high school?") That really is where... I went to two.

I went to Rockhurst High School in Kansas, Missouri,

and then I moved on to Shawnee Mission West,

a public school on the Kansas side which I graduated from eventually.

In the summer, I failed English.

"Does Jason Sudeikis have a brother?" I do not.

I have two younger sisters.

Though I always wanted an older brother.

-"What did Jason Sudeikis play in?" -What did you play in?

I played in Kevin Durant V EYBL in the NBA celebrity all-star game two years ago.

That's a good one.

That was a good sneaker.

A deep cut for the gentleman behind the camera.

Alright, here we go.

-"Where is Anne Hathaway cottage?" -Stratford-upon-avon, England.

Oh, nailed it.

-"Where is Anne Hathaway now?" -Here, right here on your computer.

Or tablet.

"Where did Anne Hathaway get her start?"

-I would say the Paper Mill Playhouse in Millburn, New Jersey. -Nice.

And I made 50 dollars for, I think, it was like 13 weeks of work. Loved it.

"Where is Anne Hathaway at the end of Interstellar?"

Well, that's a spoiler alert, but um, she's at the end of her rope.

-The person who google that should just finished the movie. -I know.

"Where was Anne Hathaway at the 2015 Oscars?"

I was in New York doing a play, doing a production at The Public Theater of play Grounded.

-Oh... -" Is Jason Sudeikis a republican?" -No.

-"Is Jason Sudeikis in the Hangover?" -No, you're thinking of Bradley Cooper.

You dude would be forgiven.

"Is Jason Sudeikis from Detroit?"

No, I'm from Kansas City, but I helped produced a show called Detroiters by a couple guys from Detroit.

-"Is Jason Sudeikis a sneakerhead?" -Yes.

I would say yes.

I've known this guy for a long time. He's... he's... he qualifies.

-Serious? -You look good.

You look good.

"Is Jason Sudeikis Lithuanian?"

Yes, my last name is Lithuanian, but I don't know much about the culture, unfortunately.

"Is Jason Sudeikis in Mumford and Sons?" No, but I was in the video.

I was in the video for Hopeless Wanderer.

-Me and Ed Helms and... -What haven't you done?

You're the voice of Applebee's, you're Holt... I really thought that I knew you better than I apparently do.

This is why the Internet is a good thing.

This is maybe one of the only reason.