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  • Oh, it's hard to believe, but our 2,500th show is tomorrow.

  • If there's one thing I've learned from doing 2,499 shows,

  • it's that things don't always go as planned.

  • And that is OK.

  • Watch.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • (SINGING) You're such a motivator.

  • I gotta you there to set the scene.

  • Yes, sir, yes, sir.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • [SHOUTS]

  • Backwards from this deck.

  • Whoa!

  • Where'd it go?

  • Hold on.

  • I got it.

  • Whoa.

  • I got it.

  • I got it.

  • You got it?

  • All right.

  • Oh, oh.

  • Oh, nice to meet you.

  • Yeah.

  • Yell out, I need a hug.

  • Just yell that out real loud.

  • I need a hug.

  • I need a ho.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • No.

  • No.

  • No, no, it's not a ho.

  • Not a ho, a hug.

  • Pickle Boy, please bring me my joke.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Which one is it?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Stop.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right.

  • [SIGHS]

  • That's lovely.

  • I get this really good feeling.

  • And getting a deep breath, that's

  • the most important thing too.

  • Especially when you have bronchitis like me right now.

  • Do you have bronchitis right now?

  • I do.

  • I do.

  • Oh!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [CROWD CHEERS]

  • [CROWD GASPS]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • And one of you's getting this.

  • [VIDEO PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • What?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Would those really work to keep your manicure perfect?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Look at these.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You can catch our first guest every week

  • on the hit NBC show, The Office.

  • Take a look.

  • My boss is sending me abroad to do a presentation

  • to an international client.

  • Please welcome--

  • I love you, Ellen!

  • Oh, my god!

  • [CROWD CHEERS]

  • Got her!

  • [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I'm looking into the camera.

  • Look at what you did now.

  • What the [BLEEP] did she do?

  • I hurt you.

  • Am I-- am I OK?

  • No.

  • It's OK?

  • No.

  • It's OK.

  • Let's do it.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [MUSIC - "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" BY TAYLOR SWIFT]

  • (SINGING) Look what you made me do.

  • Look what you you made me do.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • You're a doll.

  • Exactly.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You have 30 seconds to make Kim go outside.

  • She fell down.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [SCREAMS]

  • All right.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • We even made a game for your backyard.

  • What's it called, William?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • What's it called?

  • Cornhole.

  • Excuse me?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • It's called cornhole.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Why is that funny?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • (SINGING) I check it once.

  • Then I check it twice.

  • Ah!

  • [POPPING]

  • That's OK.

  • [CROWD SCREAMS]

  • [CROWD CHEERS]

  • Andy?

  • I'm OK.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [ELLEN LAUGHS]

  • [CROWD CHEERS]

  • (SINGING) --what you just made me

  • do, what you just made me do, what you made me do,

  • what you just made me do.

  • This one is called the face [INAUDIBLE]..

  • Claudia, will you put this on?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • OK.

  • We got it.

  • Yeah, it goes over here.

  • No, don't pull your hair out.

  • [LAUGHTER]

Oh, it's hard to believe, but our 2,500th show is tomorrow.

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