It was... we were really... Thank you.

We were really good at keeping our family together.

We...we...we don't work at the same time.

We specifically weren't together on Father's day.

It's the first day that we've missed together.

So I was on the plane with my baby, James

and it's like... it's kind of torture these days

because I'm on the plane and everywhere I look

every screen is my husband uh... and... uh...

sex montage throughout the holidays with another woman

because everybody wants to watch Deadpool on the plane, everyone!

-But like for 14 hours having your husband having like mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole. -That's a little awkward.

'Cause that's... that's in... that's in the film.

It's very... It's...It's...It's... It's lovely

it's... it's... it's a cruel and unusual form of torture

-and then my daughter goes, "Da da!" -Yeah, that's...

-and then she's like hugging and kissing the screen and waving at him, -Lady James.

and he's not waving back and she doesn't understand why he's not waving back her

-cause she thinks it's like FaceTime. -No, sure, of course.

-And it's daddy, you know, getting it -No, no ...

-the mashed potatoes -No, no, of course mashed potatoes scene.

Yeah, I have it as my screen saver.

Yeah, I'm sure you do. I'm sure everybody here is gonna be torturing me by having that plan.