Name: To Survive College Orientation Camp
Uploaded: 2017-11-30T10:01:25.000Z
Duration: 6 min 4 s
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School has started and that means a lot of  orientation events are coming your way.

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And soon enough your seniors are going to be asking you the big question.

Do you want to go to  the department orientation camp?

When I say “ask,”  I actually mean they just want you to go.

You don’t have to go if you don’t want to.

But you know, they’ve probably put in a lot of effort and spent a lot of money on it

Now that’s right, syue di! Welcome to college!

The pros of going you get to see your classmates and seniors much faster

and it might be helpful in the coming years.

Cons are.. it’s usually not that cheap and you might have to take off your pants.

and actually did happen this year cases.  Which happened to have made the news.

I have a friend and who was a fraternity leader at MIT.

College in the States have  all these cool fraternity names like

Sigma Pi, Omega Alpha, Delta, Gamma, Beta, Kappa, Delta Gamma Beta Kappa [Σ π, Ω α, Δ, Γ, β, Κ, Δ Γ β Κ]

They have all these mysterious symbols on their fraternity buildings

and you can only know the meaning of it  when you’re in the fraternity.

My friend, in fact, told me that he would have to kill me if he told me what it meant.

So their fraternity had all these tasks that  their freshmen had to pass to qualify for the fraternity.

One of them was to require the freshmen to run to  Harvard University nearby

pee on the Harvard statue and come back without getting caught.

No, on second thought, that actually sounds like something that I would do.

A college freshman actually died this year in the U.S. during an orientation event.

So if you’ve just entered college and people ask you to do dumb things

No one can force you to do anything you don’t feel like doing or anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.

People here recently have been talking about some orientation camps that went too far.

Saying provocative stuff, implying sexual matters..

I can be all.. talking dirty stuff like that..  you know.. like..

You Lil’ sexy thing.. with your Lil'.. boo..

Some require freshmen to take off their clothes and  go half-naked during some outdoor events.

But honestly, talking about orientation camps. What happened to the good old “First Dance?”

And the meat to scare-the-poop-out-of-you but doesn’t really scare-the-poop-out-of-you midnight trips.

Like man! Back in the days, we really kept it simple.

Orientation camps these days have  really stepped up their games!

So if you’ve been watching the news lately I bet that’s just the tip of an iceberg.

But as I said, you don’t have to do whatever your seniors ask you to do.

and you don’t even listen to your mom and dad.

So you’re not obliged to do anything that you’re told to.

Especially when it comes to the things that make you feel uncomfortable.

Especially like when people tell you to  take off your pants.

Why am I laughing? It’s not supposed to be funny.

So to help you out, we came up with three ways

Three ways on “How to keep your pants on during orientation camp?”

Hey, freshman! Take off your pants  if you wanna pass this stage!

My mama told me I should keep my pants on  so that I don’t catch a cold.

This is college!  Mommy’s like ten thousand miles away..

My mama also told me not to take to strangers.

Yo! Freshman! I don’t think you get the picture here.

Mom~ there’s this stranger that keeps talking to me.

Hey yo, syue di! Come over here! Come over here!

‘Cos I can give you bonus points, that’s why!

Okay, so you have fun and take off your pants  right here. I’ll see you on the bus.

Okay, syue di. To pass this stage,  you need to take off your pants.

What? Why don’t you take off your pants?

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