You can find hundreds of variations of it online...

...just like your significant other.

[intro music]

So take a half [of a] cup of flour

and add a touch of love,

a cup of sugar,

and add in a drop of furiousness.

Take a third [of a] cup of cocoa powder,

and add a spritz of regret.

Take two eggs

and a sliver of ambivalence

and half a cup of melted bitter -- I mean, butter.

Wangjangle the dry stuff together.

Mix the wet stuff together.

Then add the wet stuff to the dry stuff

until it's just combined

so you get this gooey perfection.

Then take a greasy pan

and pour it in.

You can spread it out with a spatula.

Ondies [as in onion] on 350°.

And in they go.

*whispers* I love you

After around 25 minutes, you can take them out.

If nothing sticks to the toothpick, you're probably good.

Then let them set.

So the easy part's done.

Now it's time for the hard part.

Put the brownies on a plate,

then serve with your annual Relationship Flashcard Test.

[words on all cards are read out loud]

Good, I love you, too.

Oh good. I'm attracted to you, too.

No, I didn't think you would.

I was just wondering.

Oh good, I don't get that inkling, either.

No, it's just you sort of laugh at his jokes a lot.

Whatever, Chad's funny, Chad can be funny.

Doesn't bother me.

Next question.

Aw, thanks, Babe!

I don't remember that, either.

No? I also don't think that would be cool.

So you passed the test.

You can now have some brownies.

Also, I got you some fresh-baked roses.

Oh, and by the way,

Chad's afraid of spiders, so.

[outro music]

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