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Honestly you're out of ideas, just play ROBLOX!
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It's obvious pewds hasn't tried roblox
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YOU SHOULD PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS,
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THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD GAME
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PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS
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IT'S THE GAME YOU'RE LOOKING FOOORRRR
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pewdehpie pLAY ROBLOX
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PLAY ROBLOX PLAY ROBLOX
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PEWDS PLAY ROBLOX
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ROBLOX BOI, PLAY ROBLOX
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YOU FORGOT ROBLOX YOU PIECE OF CRAPPY--
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NO!
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No, I swore!
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NEVER!
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Never I will play that game...
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Never in a million goddamn years... *Pewds Puberty Voice*
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(distant) "Pewds if you play roblox I will donate you a hundred dollars" ?
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Well, why don't you fucking say so? Hell yeah, we're playing-
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We're playing Ro-
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We're playing Roblox everyone! you could have started with that comment! Psch
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Let's begin.
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Our journey,
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Through Roblox.
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[INTENSE LIPS] autism simmilater
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[LIPS INTENSIFY] 2017
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I might not make it out alive,
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My levels are still pretty high,
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I could be overdosing.
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I asked you guys on Twitter which ones I should play,
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"[FIDGET SPINNERS] Adopt A Cute Family"
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Upgrading Roblox...-
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But how can you upgrade what is already perfection?
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Is that-
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Is that motherfucker wearing a Chanel sh- T-Shirt?
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Peh- Hahaha!
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While doing a fidget spinner?
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Hell yeah.
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HELL YEAH.
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This is my game.
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"Choose your job."
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well, they don't have youtubers,
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So I'm gonna have to go with the...
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The second closest one...
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Wow.
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INCREDIBLE.
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*snicker and silent laugh*
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haha.. Ahaha...
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What is this fucking shit...
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How do I go back up??
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'Scuse me!
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'Scuse me, can I get some- help?
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Woah I'm back.
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I'm back.
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WHOA! She's got a fidget spinner!
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Oh Mah
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GOD!!!!
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WHOA!
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She's showing it off to me!
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Can you fidget my spinner?
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Aw come on.
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god the screen is so fucking cluttered.
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*OOF*
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Did I just kill her with my-
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WITH MY FIDGET SPINNER?
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With great power...
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Comes great...
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fidget spinners
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HELL YEAH!
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This really seems like a really good game.
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Oh wow.
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Just a-
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Good old Sunday drive.
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Well, this is my car now.
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"Stop in the name of the law"
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*snickers* This is...
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DEJA VU
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WHOA Jesus Christ...
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I think my car became a fidget spinner.
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Oh my god,
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I just killed a police officer.
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But I'm just a fellow MC DONALDS worker
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I'm sorry
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry...
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THOT's get killed
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*IS THE NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE-*
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All right,
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well...
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THATS COOL.
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I think it's time to move on...
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"Counter Blox Roblox Offensive"
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what-
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what?
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Whoa, holy sHIT!
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This is just like Battlefield 2!
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Oh my god is just like Battlefield!
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what the fuck...
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GOOOTTEM!
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That's pretty fucking cool actually.
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"DO NOT PLAY! WARNING SCARY"
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Apparently the gamemodes are YouTube clickbait titles.
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Wow!
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INCREDIBLE
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[what is this...]
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Why the fucking syste-
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I can't do anything!
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Shut up!
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JUST SHUT UP!
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oh shit, I'm so scared guys
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I'm so fucking scared.
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oh god, I hope nothing comes down and kills me...
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oh my god, I'm shitting myself
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aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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MAAHHH
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THE WALLS GOT ME
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I'm fine.
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I'm fine...
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WHOOF
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I'm fine...
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Is that...?
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What is that?
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IS THAT AN AK-47?
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I'm saved.
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Slender
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Is about to get a taste of his own medicine.
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I'm joined by my army of bullets.
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Just stay still I got 'em.
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I'll get him for ya'
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oh my...
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THE BULLETS DON'T WORK
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THEY DON'T WORK
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aAHHH!
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AAHHH
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OHMYGODD
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d'aahh!
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What is this shit...
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fidget spinners
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Ro- bloxian
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HIGHSCHOOL
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Hey everyone,
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It's PEWDIEPIE here!
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with my-
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Fidget spinner
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Dananananana
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Dananananana
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Dananana nuh neh nah neh nuh
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♪ Pewds serenading us ♪
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This has to be the saddest point in my life.
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This is actually more sad,
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when I was in high school.
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I managed to top myself.
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I'm sitting alone in a cafeteria,
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In Roblox,
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WITH A GODDAMN FIDGET SPINNER
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AND THERE'S NO ONE HERE
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Best game ever.
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10/10.
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So no-
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*GAAASSSPPP*
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YES- ES-
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A H O T CHEERLEADER GIRL
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W U T S U P
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She's looking at my fidget spinner.
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She just jUMPED OVER IT
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Well, It's still just like High School.
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ooh...
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Hello baby
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Oh HELL- O BABY
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WHERE YOU GOING BA-
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I'm stu-
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I'm fucking stuck
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my fu-
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god
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Uh- Where're you...?
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Come back, babe.
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You want to fidget my spinner?
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STOP JUMPING OVER IT YOU BITCH
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Come back here!
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you WILL,
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fidget my spinner
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bitch
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*fast forward* Wait you can play as-
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Vietnam in Roblox?
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Hell yeah.
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this is how the pros play it.
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aaAAHHHHHHHH!
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*battlecry intensifies*
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*Laughs sadistically*
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What up, dog? What up ah--shit?
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Surprise motherfucka! AH SHIT. Well I'm back playing my favorite server, or you can abduct little kids, one moment.
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I just need to figure some things out.
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I think my arm is broken and shoulder is dis- Okay.We're flying now
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okay, here we go
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Get in
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How do I drown him? Fuck I'm drowning.
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[Evil laughter]
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hahahahahaha no
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Why is this so funny. [Robot voice] time for a rap battle. I'm not gonna Lie
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this game makes me want makes me cry, but so just your mom when I
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When I come in her eye ah what the fuck are you saying [hahaha]?
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Rick
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You're blue like a fish off shop. Fuck. [I] make you dish and
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put you on my
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Wife's playing Roblox is gay
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Which it's okay, just kidding Roblox is gay drops mic
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Fuck. I had more. I had more in me
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What does fuck is this piece of shit game? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Roblox isn't gay. Oh you fucking bitch. She voted me out [be] [cut] off you fucking bitch. Oh, it's like slither io
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great
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Get fucked bitch get Fucked bitch EVERYONE GET FUUUUCKED GET FUUUCKED
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ROBLOOOX
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ROOOBL I`m SHOOTING FIRE
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~Tryharding intesifies~
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Get Fuuucked, ha ha ha ha ha ha I dropped some new Merch
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It's selling like a
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[Jake Paul Voice] GOD CHURGE it's every day bro it's every day bro it's every day bro I said IT'S EVERY DAY BROOOOO //Pls stop this Jake is cancer
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Jesus fucking Christ