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  • Honestly you're out of ideas, just play ROBLOX!

  • It's obvious pewds hasn't tried roblox

  • YOU SHOULD PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS,

  • THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD GAME

  • PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS

  • IT'S THE GAME YOU'RE LOOKING FOOORRRR

  • pewdehpie pLAY ROBLOX

  • PLAY ROBLOX PLAY ROBLOX

  • PEWDS PLAY ROBLOX

  • ROBLOX BOI, PLAY ROBLOX

  • YOU FORGOT ROBLOX YOU PIECE OF CRAPPY--

  • NO!

  • No, I swore!

  • NEVER!

  • Never I will play that game...

  • Never in a million goddamn years... *Pewds Puberty Voice*

  • (distant) "Pewds if you play roblox I will donate you a hundred dollars" ?

  • Well, why don't you fucking say so? Hell yeah, we're playing-

  • We're playing Ro-

  • We're playing Roblox everyone! you could have started with that comment! Psch

  • Let's begin.

  • Our journey,

  • Through Roblox.

  • [INTENSE LIPS] autism simmilater

  • [LIPS INTENSIFY] 2017

  • I might not make it out alive,

  • My levels are still pretty high,

  • I could be overdosing.

  • I asked you guys on Twitter which ones I should play,

  • "[FIDGET SPINNERS] Adopt A Cute Family"

  • Upgrading Roblox...-

  • But how can you upgrade what is already perfection?

  • Is that-

  • Is that motherfucker wearing a Chanel sh- T-Shirt?

  • Peh- Hahaha!

  • While doing a fidget spinner?

  • Hell yeah.

  • HELL YEAH.

  • This is my game.

  • "Choose your job."

  • well, they don't have youtubers,

  • So I'm gonna have to go with the...

  • The second closest one...

  • Wow.

  • INCREDIBLE.

  • *snicker and silent laugh*

  • haha.. Ahaha...

  • What is this fucking shit...

  • How do I go back up??

  • 'Scuse me!

  • 'Scuse me, can I get some- help?

  • Woah I'm back.

  • I'm back.

  • WHOA! She's got a fidget spinner!

  • Oh Mah

  • GOD!!!!

  • WHOA!

  • She's showing it off to me!

  • Can you fidget my spinner?

  • Aw come on.

  • god the screen is so fucking cluttered.

  • *OOF*

  • Did I just kill her with my-

  • WITH MY FIDGET SPINNER?

  • With great power...

  • Comes great...

  • fidget spinners

  • HELL YEAH!

  • This really seems like a really good game.

  • Oh wow.

  • Just a-

  • Good old Sunday drive.

  • Well, this is my car now.

  • "Stop in the name of the law"

  • *snickers* This is...

  • DEJA VU

  • WHOA Jesus Christ...

  • I think my car became a fidget spinner.

  • Oh my god,

  • I just killed a police officer.

  • But I'm just a fellow MC DONALDS worker

  • I'm sorry

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry...

  • THOT's get killed

  • *IS THE NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE-*

  • All right,

  • well...

  • THATS COOL.

  • I think it's time to move on...

  • "Counter Blox Roblox Offensive"

  • what-

  • what?

  • Whoa, holy sHIT!

  • This is just like Battlefield 2!

  • Oh my god is just like Battlefield!

  • what the fuck...

  • GOOOTTEM!

  • That's pretty fucking cool actually.

  • "DO NOT PLAY! WARNING SCARY"

  • Apparently the gamemodes are YouTube clickbait titles.

  • Wow!

  • INCREDIBLE

  • [what is this...]

  • Why the fucking syste-

  • I can't do anything!

  • Shut up!

  • JUST SHUT UP!

  • oh shit, I'm so scared guys

  • I'm so fucking scared.

  • oh god, I hope nothing comes down and kills me...

  • oh my god, I'm shitting myself

  • aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • MAAHHH

  • THE WALLS GOT ME

  • I'm fine.

  • I'm fine...

  • WHOOF

  • I'm fine...

  • Is that...?

  • What is that?

  • IS THAT AN AK-47?

  • I'm saved.

  • Slender

  • Is about to get a taste of his own medicine.

  • I'm joined by my army of bullets.

  • Just stay still I got 'em.

  • I'll get him for ya'

  • oh my...

  • THE BULLETS DON'T WORK

  • THEY DON'T WORK

  • aAHHH!

  • AAHHH

  • OHMYGODD

  • d'aahh!

  • What is this shit...

  • fidget spinners

  • Ro- bloxian

  • HIGHSCHOOL

  • Hey everyone,

  • It's PEWDIEPIE here!

  • with my-

  • Fidget spinner

  • Dananananana

  • Dananananana

  • Dananana nuh neh nah neh nuh

  • Pewds serenading us

  • This has to be the saddest point in my life.

  • This is actually more sad,

  • when I was in high school.

  • I managed to top myself.

  • I'm sitting alone in a cafeteria,

  • In Roblox,

  • WITH A GODDAMN FIDGET SPINNER

  • AND THERE'S NO ONE HERE

  • Best game ever.

  • 10/10.

  • So no-

  • *GAAASSSPPP*

  • YES- ES-

  • A H O T CHEERLEADER GIRL

  • W U T S U P

  • She's looking at my fidget spinner.

  • She just jUMPED OVER IT

  • Well, It's still just like High School.

  • ooh...

  • Hello baby

  • Oh HELL- O BABY

  • WHERE YOU GOING BA-

  • I'm stu-

  • I'm fucking stuck

  • my fu-

  • god

  • Uh- Where're you...?

  • Come back, babe.

  • You want to fidget my spinner?

  • STOP JUMPING OVER IT YOU BITCH

  • Come back here!

  • you WILL,

  • fidget my spinner

  • bitch

  • *fast forward* Wait you can play as-

  • Vietnam in Roblox?

  • Hell yeah.

  • this is how the pros play it.