Yeah.

I mean, there are so many.

Be vulnerable.

There was this one time my son was crying so hard

and I didn't know what was the matter--

I didn't know what was the problem.

I was looking at all of his digits.

And I had no idea.

I was like, is he fed.

Is he like-- you know, what's happening?

And I opened up his diaper and one of my hairs

has wound itself around his situation.

[APPLAUSE]

Almost castrated the son.

Anyway, that was good times.

That felt good.

Hopefully he doesn't see this.

Happy birthday, Leonard.

Happy birthday, Leonard.

11 years old.

There was another time I want to do like a spa--

have like a spa time with him in the tub.

I think I told you guys this.

It was like, oh, we're gonna-- this is gonna be a coziest,

like, bed time ever.

I'm gonna dim the lights, have candles.

It's gonna be a lavender bath--

Such high expectations.

It was like just high expectations, exactly.

Didn't know that you shouldn't use like a straight lavender

oil, like that it should be diffused.

Oh, so you did know.

Well, because it burns.

Well, they sat in-- yes.

Yes.

Literally, they like that in it.

It was so relaxing for two seconds.

Then, all of a sudden, it was like, bloody murder.

Yeah.

Literally grabbing frozen washcloths and putting-- anyway

that was a fun night too.