Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles So, are Frodo and Sam having sex or not? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whao Having sex? What, what? What happened to friends? What happened to just caring about your buds? I'm Liam and I'm team Game of Thrones I'm Jonathan and I'm with Lord of the Rings The 3 things that I don't like about Lord of the Rings are... The character development The lack of anything really visceral that goes on, and just the setting of Middle Earth itself. The 3 things I don't like about Game of Thrones, is it's morally bankrupt, like just great morals to teach kids, and each episode ends on this cliffhanger, who's gonna die next, it's like a soap opera. Thirdly, it's just not as fun. Bite your tongue! Tyrion drinks, he whores, he does whatever he wants. Literally, YOLO 24-7 Walk me through how Bran Stark got paralized Brand Stark. Bran, like Bran Flakes. Bran Flakes, oh, ok. Bran Stark, he was on a horse, and he got thrown off it, and then his dad takes him to the doctor and he's like, "Bran, as healthy as your name may sound, you are not gonna be healthy for the rest of your life. You are paralyzed." A for effort. What actually happened, is that he got pushed out of a window. One day, he's climbing in a tower. He looks in the window and there is Cersei and Jamie Lannister going at it. It's only natural. They're married right? No! Jamie and Cersei Lannister are twins. Oh! Jamie Lannister jumps up and he just grabs him and pulls him in and he's like, "The things I do for love." And he just pushes him right out the window. I was right about him falling. Yes Was there a doctor? There was a maester. Maester-bates How about that? Sam, he's a good cook. He knows vegetables. and he ESPECIALLY knows potatoes. This Sam could cook potatoes. So can this Sam He cooked potatoes for everybody. So would this Sam! How would he help you in a situation like, you went to a bar with him and you needed a wingman? Here's what I think Boromir's pickup line would be, "Hey, wanna see my horn?" The horn of Gondor? Yeah. And I guarantee you that Stark over here, he would just talk about the weather, and we all know that the weather is the most boring topic of conversation you can bring up. Hmm... I disagree. Winter is coming. And so will you. If you google Hodor, the internet spits back at you, Hodor is not just a person, it's a word that means everything. Ask me a question, any question. What is your basic religious philosophy? Hodor, hodor, hodor. I would die, fairly quickly in Middle Earth, of something very boring. Coming from the future you'd have a lot of diseases you'd have built up immunities to just sitting in your body. Right. Perpeciphilades Middle Earth edition. Right. While everybody is out, at Helm's deep, at the battle of their lives, I'm at home, dying of ork flu. If I was living in Westeros, I give it a month before I die some horrible death. I'd probably either join a mercenary group, or join a mummers troupe. I'd probably tour the Seven Kingdoms, in either capacity, probably wouldn't be that long before I ran afoul of some very ornery soliders, who decided they didn't like my face for whaever reason and stabbed me to death. The most sexual thing that happens in the books, Faramir kisses Eowyn's forehead. Meanwhile, in Westeros, you have Tyrion Lannister having sex with three women at the same time. Why wasn't there any nudity in the movies? I think that Peter Jackson, he's a sweaty looking guy, We all sweat! You sweat a disgusting amount and with sweat comes stink. And with sweat did J.R.R. Tolkein make those books? They don't need to be talking about the birds and the bees, and the boobs and he still wrote one of the greatest pieces of literature. With no boobs. Boobs are awesome. Specifically just my girlfriend's though. That's it. That's the only one. She's gonna see this, she's gonna kill me! Everybody's kind of a nerd these days as a result of Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings, or both! Nerds have taken over the world! Girlfriends! Boyfriends! coworkers jocks husbands Grandparents My mom's a nerd The term has lot it's meaning Has it? I think it's just gained a new meaning.
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