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- Oh, I got it, I got it!
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(laughter)
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- My beard!
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Oh, there's a long one!
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- [Woman, Off-Screen] Make a wish! Make a wish!
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(laughs)
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- Bonjour!
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(laughter)
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Hi everyone!
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It's Tyler, and who am I here with today?
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- I'm Alex Wassabi!
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- I'm here with Alex Wassabi,
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who is my best friend of all time.
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- Our parents were close friends.
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- Our parents were in a group love affair.
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So we're brothers.
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- I was not aware.
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So we could never date then if we're brothers.
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- I take it all back!
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I've made a huge mistake!
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(laughter)
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So next month, Alex is coming to a
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very special event with me.
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- Mhmm. - What are we doing?
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- We're going to camp.
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- My favorite part of camp last year was when,
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every day during lunch I would serve the people
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tater tots, and mac n cheese and things.
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This is me serving. (laughs)
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And I thought, well, when we're at camp,
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we should have a day where we serve lunch together.
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- Okay, what should we serve, Tyler?
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(both laugh)
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- We should make sloppy Joe's--
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- (gasps) My favorite.
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- But, the thing about camp is, I feel like the
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friendships you form are so close.
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Closer than close.
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And so to kind of experience that firsthand,
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maybe we should get so close.
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So Alex, I think we should become so close
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that we become one person.
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I say we duct tape ourselves together.
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I'll use one arm and you use one arm.
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- Easy.
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- And then the rest of our body will be fused.
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But I think we need help to become one.
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- Okay.
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- So special guest, pop on in!
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- Hello, I'm LaurDIY.
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- You got a boyfriend?
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- No.
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- Good answer.
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- Just this one.
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- (laughter and screaming)
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- Okay, so you're ticklish. Got it.
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(audio fast-forwarding)
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- Yes! We're done!
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- So like I said, the friendships you form at camp
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are closer than any friendship you'll ever make in life.
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Almost as close as this.
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(ding)
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- First, we need half an onion.
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- So I'm only allowed to use this arm.
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- I'm only allowed to use this arm.
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- So maybe you should hold it and I'll just whack it?
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- Okay, go.
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- No!
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- Hard, hard.
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- Oh, wow! (screams and laughs)
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Okay, so that's half of that.
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Now you get this green pepper.
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Give me half.
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- Okay.
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- Oh my God.
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- Hiyah!
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- Wow. Okay, so now chop it.
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- (makes clinking sound)
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Sure, yes, yes, yes, bitch!
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- This is gonna be the sloppiest Joe I've ever made.
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- I've made a sloppier Joe.
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(laughs)
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- Okay, good.
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- Like this?
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- Yeah, bam!
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You hold it--
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You think this is gonna work?
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Oh, oh my god. Actually yes.
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(exclaiming)
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Yes, honey, yes.
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Are you my hype girl right now?
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- You're so good!
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- Do you think that's chopped enough?
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You suck.
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(laughter)
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- We got our bowl of--
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- You just screamed in Daddy's ear.
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(laughter)
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- We got a bowl of onions and peppers.
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Yes, now what's the next step?
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- Meat!
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- I feel like we're kind of like--
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bring it around town!
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- Bring it around town!
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- Okay, so now we've chopped our veggies,
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which is step one, but step two is--
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what is that?
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- [Both] Garlic powder.
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Ketchup.
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- And mustard.
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- And one more.
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- And brown sugar!
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Mmm. You wanna try?
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It's good!
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- So you need 3 teaspoons-- is that a teaspoon?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh yes, slam it in.
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Give the people the sugar!
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- Oh, that was close.
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Now some of this garlic powder.
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Half a teaspoon.
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There we go, that seems right.
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(laughter)
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Bam!
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And now what, ketchup and mustard.
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One teaspoon of mustard.
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- And we need three quarters of a cup of ketchup.
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(laughter)
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- Okay I got it.
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- Careful with those beautiful teeth.
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Oh wow.
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- (singing)♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫
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- [Both] ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫
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(beat boxing and singing)
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- ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫
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♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫
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- Oh shit, okay now mix it.
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(laughing) Get me out of here!
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Wait, do we have a whisk?
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Come with me.
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This is whisky business, y'all.
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(laughing)
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- Why are you jiggling?
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- Oh I forgot.
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I thought it was supposed to be like a Kitchen-Aid.
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It's meat time.
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- Release the meat!
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- Oh my god, you're really taking it.
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Scurry on over to the stove.
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So, now that we've made all of our ingredients--
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- We place the meat in the pan.
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- I don't think that's what we do.
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Grab this and now--
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- Put that in there.
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(screaming and exclaiming)
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- Now it's time for the meat, Alex's favorite part.
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Now be so gentle.
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Oh my god, not gentle at all.
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Don't move a muscle.
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What'd I tell you?
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- Let me flip it!
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- No, don't flip it.
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- I 'm a flipper.
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- Oh my god, just absolutely not.
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Now, what I'm giving you today is
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metallic duct tape realness.
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Category is: cinched!
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- [LaurDIY, o.s] What's happening over there
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with those two hands?
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- These old things?
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- [Laur] Look at Alex! - Bitch!
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(laughter)
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Wow, I gotta say, this looks like a natural delicacy.
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So, what's cookin' good lookin'?
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- We got the sloppy Joe, all we need to add is the sauce.
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- My arm is not strong enough for that slowness.
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Hurry up!
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There it is!
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There you have it, a sloppy Joe!
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(laughing, screaming)
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Ow, yowzer!
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I can't wait to make this at summer camp.
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(laughter)
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The two of us are about to waltz out at camp duct-taped.
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This is actually how we were born.
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- Is it?
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- Yeah, don't you remember? Us in the womb?
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Okay, grab it.
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Okay, so I think we did it. (laughs)
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- Yes!
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- It looks so, not wet enough.
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All you need to do now is you put a little bit on there,
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so what you're gonna--
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(gasps) what are you doing!
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I'm gonna kill you!
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(laughs)
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- This is a collaboration.
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- Dinner is served.
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- Bon appetit.
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- Be so gentle.
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Look how gentle I was, now you have to replicate.
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Is that good?
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Is it kinda good?
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- It's good.
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- Gimme that.
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- Wait, Pac-Man, go.
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- Slow down, I got too nervous!
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(coughing)
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Oh my god, that's actually really good.
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That was delicious.
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Oh, so she loves it.
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She's a meat fiend.
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I read that about you.
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If you liked this video, be sure to give it a thumbs up.
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And we made a video on your channel, what do we do?
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- We did a gummy versus real food challenge.
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- Wow, how fun.
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So go over there, the link will be below.
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Give it some love.
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If you're one of my people go subscribe to Alex
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'cause he's the best.
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If you wanna come to camp, you can still sign up.
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The link will be below.
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You get to see this beautiful hunk of meat
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eat that beautiful hunk of meat.
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That's all, we'll see you guys at camp.
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Can't wait to serve you a sloppy Joe.
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Bye, friends.
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- Bye.