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  • - (boy) People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

  • - (Tyler) Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

  • - (muffled) Let... me... go!

  • (boy) With a bar of soap in your mouth, you can only speak in vowels.

  • Most soap will kill 99.9% of germs.

  • I know this because Tyler knows this.

  • And I realize that all of this has got something to do

  • with an eight-year-old girl named Marla Singer.

  • ♪ (rock music) ♪

  • (boy) No, wait. Back up.

  • - Okay, hugging time, everyone!

  • (Bobby sobs)

  • - My name is Bobby. I have cooties!

  • - (boy) I was in support group for cooties, which I didn't have.

  • But I was new to town and this school club

  • helped me make friends.

  • And SHE ruined everything.

  • (smacking lips)

  • - This for cooties, right?

  • - Marla! I'm onto you.

  • Girls only give cooties. You don't have cooties.

  • - Neither do you, so I guess we're both liars.

  • (car engine hums)

  • ♪ (dramatic music) ♪

  • (brakes screech)

  • - (boy) I wanted the tiny life; a single serving of Capri Sun,

  • a single serving of Lunchables.

  • This is your childhood, and it's ending one summer at a time.

  • Hey, new kid. What do you do?

  • - (chuckles) You almost said "too-doo".

  • - We have the exact same lunch box.

  • (boy) And this is how I met... Tyler Durden.

  • (school bell rings)

  • (grunts)

  • - All the kids are so serious.

  • I wish there was a way to get people to lighten up.

  • - Do me a favor, will you?

  • I want you to tickle me. As hard as you can.

  • - What?

  • - I want you to tickle me as hard as you can.

  • Surprise me.

  • (Tyler laughs)

  • I peed a little bit.

  • - Oh gosh! I'm sorry.

  • - No, that was perfect.

  • (both giggle)

  • - (boy) Tickle fights made us laugh.

  • It was like we were kids again

  • because, literally, we were kids.

  • - The first rule of Tickle Fight Club

  • is do not talk about Tickle Fight Club.

  • The second rule is... um...

  • (Tyler) Okay, I forgot what the second rule is,

  • so let's just say the second rule is also don't talk

  • about Tickle Fight Club.

  • (boys giggle)

  • - (boy) Tickle Fight Club started Project Giggle.

  • We wanted to make people laugh, no matter the cost.

  • ♪ (dark music) ♪

  • - (educational video) Five fingers that point the way to health.

  • (projector clicks)

  • (farting noises)

  • (children laugh loudly)

  • (farting noise)

  • - (teacher) You're suspended!

  • - If you suspend me, I'll tell the school board

  • you gave me a wedgie!

  • - Hall monitors!

  • (squelching sound) - Oh no! A wet willie!

  • - Huh?

  • (groans)

  • (clatter)

  • (strangled gasp)

  • - (boy) Thank God!

  • He was going to give me a purple nurple next!

  • (boy) And then things went too far.

  • (explosions)

  • ♪ (intense music) ♪

  • - Stink bombs aren't funny. We could get in trouble.

  • Remember Bobby Polsen? He's grounded!

  • - Is this a test, sir? You told us to do this.

  • - I did not! Who do you think I am?

  • - You're... Tyler Durden.

  • ♪ (foreboding music) ♪

  • (gasps)

  • - Hey, new kid! What do you do?

  • (giggling)

  • The first rule of Tickle Fight Club is...

  • (boy) I think this is about where we came in.

  • You're not real!

  • You're just my imaginary friend.

  • - Hey, you created me. Take some responsibility.

  • - Fine. I will.

  • My mouth is open, Tyler, and it needs to be washed out with soap.

  • ♪ (dark music) ♪

  • (slow-mo groan)

  • (yelling in slow motion)

  • (loud pop)

  • (loud pop)

  • - Are you okay?

  • You have soap in your mouth.

  • Gross!

  • - Everything's going to be fine.

  • You met me at a very strange time in my life, the fourth grade.

  • Where is my mom? ♪

  • Where is my mom? ♪

  • ♪ I want dinner

  • (farting noises and loud explosions)

  • ♪ (single piercing note) ♪

  • ♪ (rock music) ♪

- (boy) People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

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    Steven posted on 2017/10/14
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