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  • Sir, my spies have informed

  • me of a secret alliance

  • Between the Tullies and the Butwells.

  • We must discuss at once

  • Right, to the whore house!

  • But sir!

  • Time is of the essence!

  • I said to the whore house!

  • We need to go somewhere with lots of boobs to distract people from this boring ass plot!

  • You have a point

  • Lets go

  • [Sword clashing]

  • You're coming with me!

  • Never!

  • It is I

  • It's you

  • [Sigh in unison]

  • lord uhh...

  • [murmuring]

  • Lord Steve?

  • Lord Stanus

  • I'm the fat dead king's brother

  • Oh, the gay one

  • Son, I think it's finally time we had "the talk"

  • [sighs]

  • Dad, I already know about sex

  • Explain it to me then

  • [Sighs]

  • Sex is when a brother and a sister really like each other

  • Then when the son born of incest dies, then the brother has sex with the sister next to the dead sons corpse

  • You've grown up so fast!

  • You're mother/ you're sister would be so proud

  • No, no Renly's the one with the spear

  • No, that's Obrum

  • No, Renly was definetly the gay one

  • Come on!

  • I'm Stanus

  • The angry older brother

  • Lives on dragon's stone

  • Nooope,

  • You're dragons are becoming a real problem Clasey,

  • They're growing out of control

  • I see no evidence of that

  • [Screams]

  • Welcome to the knight's watch recruits,

  • It's cold all the time, everyone's an asshole, ice zombies are coming to kill you, Wild things are trying to eat you, we're almost out of food, no one's getting paid, you always have to wear black, aaand most of you will die.

  • Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait,

  • One tiny little detail, you can never ever have sex

  • No thank you

  • Wait, guys, come back

  • Crows before hooooooes

  • Lord Stanus

  • I worship the god of fire!

  • Look, we're sorry we just, we just don't know who you are

  • It's just not ringing a bell

  • Maybe these will jog their memories

  • OK, umm

  • Everybody shows their boobs here

  • How is that supposed to help?

  • Sorry

  • Sir, the Lanisters are on the run. Our victory is close at hand

  • Shit!

  • What's wrong, our fight for justice will soon be over

  • Have you not been paying any attention?

  • As soon as it looks like the good guys are going to win they die!

  • But, sir

  • [Screams]

  • Right, uh

  • I'm just gonna go, then

  • [Gurgling sounds]

  • Ok, and the general dies soon?

  • Yep,

  • See, I don't know, it just seems like a boring plot

  • How's this for boring plot?

  • [Claps]

  • Oooooooooooooooh!

  • I love this show!

  • You get 3 more seasons

  • [Sings Game of Thrones theme song]

  • I wrote that song

  • [Sings Game of Thrones theme song]

  • Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiken,

  • Mashed potaaaaaaaaatoes

  • Broccoli!

  • Broca-broca broccoli broca-broca broccoli broca-broca broccoli

  • Broca-broca chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiken

  • Mashed potaaaaaaaaatoes

  • Broccoliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • Game of food

  • Hey guys, George told me if you don't click the subscribe button he's gonna kill my favorite character

  • I'll do it

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Sir, my spies have informed

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