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  • (Anthony) Hey, let's bring our kids to a rated R movie

  • so they can cry and scream the whole time.

  • (Ian) SHUT UP!

  • (TV) I wish I could quit you.

  • Dude, this movie is so unrealistic.

  • No super manly cowboys would ever have a secret relationship together.

  • Dude, how many times do I have to tell you,

  • It would be stupid if movies were actually realistic.

  • Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred.

  • Here you are, Monsieur.

  • This tastes like ass!

  • Dude, check it out! If we extract this DNA,

  • we can make real live dinosaurs!

  • Wait, hold on. If we aren't careful, then these dinosaurs

  • could get loose and then kill everyone.

  • Oh my god! But raptor babies would be sooo cute!

  • (raptor babies roar)

  • Okay, I'm just gonna keep that rolling and then we can catch some ghosts!

  • You just want to record us having sex, don't you?

  • Sh*t!

  • Sir, I'm unable to see with all these lens flares.

  • Whoa! Even my body has lens flares!

  • (screams)

  • That sucks.

  • Well...at least they look pretty cool.

  • (screams)

  • -Hey, are you Bill? -Yeah.

  • (groans in pain)

  • That was easy.

  • Look, Toto! A tornado!

  • Maybe it'll whisk me away to a better place where I'll

  • learn the value of family and become a better person!

  • Take me to a better place!

  • Wheeeee!

  • -(bell tolls) -She never was very bright.

  • -You wanna race, bro? -I only race for pigs, bro!

  • -I'm not your bro, bro! -Cool, let's race, bro!

  • Three, two, one, BROOOOO!

  • (mimics engine revving)

  • Frickin' bath salts!

  • So you're telling me that if I put this ring on, I'll become invisible?

  • Yup!

  • Hmmm...

  • That's right. Keep scrubbing! Yeah--

  • What are you doing in here?!

  • This ring isn't making me invisible?!

  • That's from a Cracker Jack box.

  • Awww...damn it, Gandolf!

  • Alright, ladies! There's nothing standing between the monsters

  • and humanity's destruction, except for our robots!

  • Now are you ready to kick some monster ass with our robots or what?!

  • (together) Sir, yes sir!

  • -To battle! -YEAAAAAAH!

  • Well...we're f*cked.

  • See, I told you there'd be blood!

  • Whoa! This ability is gonna change our lives!

  • Hell, with this power, we could change the world!

  • Yeah! What should we do first?

  • Hmmm...

  • (gasps) You guys too?

  • Heh heh heh.

  • Yeah, I do reckon that would be quite preposterous.

  • Darn tootin'!

  • Well, I'd better go tend to the cattle.

  • Hold up now, partner. I reckon maybe we should try that one thing...

  • you know that one thing we've always wanted to try?

  • -You mean...that thing? -Yeah.

  • -Get the lights. -Okay.

  • (slurping and moaning noises)

  • So good.

  • Eatin' mac and cheese in the dark is even better than I thought!

  • I know!

  • To see bloopers and deleted scenes from Warm Bodies...

  • I think I love you.

  • Click the video right here!

  • -You just [bleep]ed in my face! -I don't believe it!

  • Thanks for doin' that little subscription thingamajiggie.

  • If you don't mind me, I'm gonna go eat some more mac and cheese! Yee-haw!

(Anthony) Hey, let's bring our kids to a rated R movie

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