Name: If Movies Were Real
Uploaded: 2017-10-13T10:23:36.000Z
Duration: 3 min 13 s
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(man) No, no, don't go in that door! There's a monster in there--

No girl that hot would know this much about cars.

I know, but it just bothers me, because the only way that a girl would know that much about cars,

is if she was ugly, had bad BO or was a lesbian.

Yeah, but just imagine how stupid movies would be if they were all realistic.

*In Distress* Why did it have to rain pineapples?!

I know what you are. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. You don't go out in the sunlight.

No, I just play a lot of World of Warcraft!

Mama always told me there's an awful lot you can tell about someone just by looking at their shoes.

(Wet Bandits) Lemme make a deal with you. You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you.

(Ian) Yeah, I guess those movies would suck.

(Ian) *sighs* God. Well I gotta go to work.

(Anthony) *almost sarcastically* Selling Miley Cyrus' used tissues on eBay is NOT work.

(Ian) *insulted, childish manner* Yes, it is!

(Sexy woman) A USDMTJO5 with a TDF turbo? That's pretty impressive! I see what's wrong here. Your, uh, distributor cap's a little loose.

(Ian) *acting Cassanova-ish* Hey, do you think maybe you and me could-

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If Movies Were Real

awkward

impressive

awful

imagine