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  • I'm not racist but you look great today

  • what?

  • but.. that.. what? but that wasn't racist

  • but I said I wasn't racist

  • You damn Mexicans never listen

  • stupid Mexicans should have not said anything

  • Poland what are you doing?

  • Do you think there is alternative universe?

  • Where I'm big and strong and you are small and weak

  • ha ha ha ha don't be silly

  • now go back to work

  • UK what are you doing?

  • Do you? Do you think there is alternative universe?

  • Where I am big and strong and you are small and weak?

  • He he don't be silly

  • now go back to work

  • UK what are you doing here?

  • shhh I'm catching France

  • what?

  • I'm catching France

  • Do you know how to catch France?

  • Place a trap, put inside a glass of wine, bread and frog legs

  • What?

  • No that is just stupid

  • that would never work you stereotypical prick

  • Oh yeah? see for yourself

  • So what are you having guys today?

  • one tea please

  • one tea coming up

  • what about you Turkey?

  • Do you have Ayran?

  • one Ayran on the way

  • What about USA?

  • Coke

  • Someone is feeling a little grumpy hopefully this will cheer you up

  • and what about my old buddy Russia?

  • Russia?

  • Russia?

  • Russia?

  • What will you take Russia?

  • I will take Berlin

  • What?

  • I mean... I mean... I mean one vodka please

  • We need to talk

  • Okay but hurry up I don't have all day

  • time is money

  • Okay look the reports say that you are the most

  • corrupt country in the Europe

  • and I'm here to inspect you

  • because we don't want this

  • o no no no no what is the problem?

  • no no what is the problem?

  • okay look you never heard of them,

  • forget the reports

  • sir that is freaking corruption and you are doing it again

  • o no no no no I see you are not a money guy

  • what do you want?

  • girl?

  • car?

  • villa?

  • what do you want?

  • see you in court

  • em.. Italy?

  • Europe sent me to talk to you about the reports

  • o no no no no what do you want?

  • what the?

  • next Germany

  • thank you, thank you, thank you very much

  • okay.. okay.. what do you call a Jew with diamonds?

  • Jewelry ha ha ha ha

  • get off my stage

  • next is Russia

  • What do you call Uranium mixed with Communism

  • ughh what?

  • Stalinium ha ha ha ha

  • get off my freaking stage

  • last one Sweden

  • do not disappoint me like the others

  • BORK

  • ha ha ha ha you are hilarious

I'm not racist but you look great today

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