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  • I wanna talk about a friend of mine if you don't mind.

  • Uh, for a minute, uh, her name is Taylor Swift and, um, good.

  • I didn't know if you'd heard of her.

  • She's a friend of mine.

  • And, uh, so te te uh, uh, her new album, Tete album comes out in November.

  • Uh, listen to this, her music video for, look, what you made me do has been viewed over 425 million times.

  • $125 million.

  • Ok.

  • So this gave me an idea, think about that 425 million times.

  • If you've seen Taylor's music video, put $1 in an envelope and send it to hand in hand, hurricane relief.

  • That's just all you have to do anyway.

  • It's a great video.

  • Have you seen the video?

  • I thought it was, ok.

  • I thought it was good.

  • It was, um, it could have been better.

  • The original, I was in the original and, um, because I'm part of her squad and apparently she cut me out.

  • I don't know, she's threatened by me sometimes and, uh, nice try ta ta because I got my hands on the real video.

  • And so I'm gonna share it with all of you for the first time.

  • Bye.

  • Like your when so cool.

  • You hello?

  • Hey KK, I got a little question for you.

  • The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now.

  • Why not?

  • Because she's dead.

  • Well, then, who am I playing footsies with?

  • Somebody's got a little attitude today, huh?

  • What's up Taylor?

  • I thought you were dead.

  • I brought my girls too.

  • What's up ladies?

  • Yep.

  • My girls not talking about these.

  • You are so fake.

  • Uh huh.

  • Yep.

  • That's my girl tipsy.

  • And, uh, it's Carla Kardashian.

  • She is a hot mess.

  • I'll tell you that.

  • And then we got, uh, Trixie Ellen and we got cowboy Ellen.

  • Glamorous Ellen.

  • We got Magic Michelle Ellen.

  • Let's talk that chick.

  • Well, that's just, uh, twerking Ellen got a great, but one of my favorites.

  • Well, I mean, they're all my favorites.

  • We out.

  • Thank you.

  • I wanna get as many views as Taylor.

  • So we're gonna sit here and watch that 425 million roll it.

I wanna talk about a friend of mine if you don't mind.

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