Wait I'm trying to figure out

if this glass if half empty of half full

we have a bigger problems than a glass of water right now

I think I got it... just... just give me a minute

your cities are flooding

Wait I'm almost there

yeah, definitely half full

ahhh shit

hehe, well there is at least two things that are half full right now

yeahhh....

Hey, do you remember the old days?

They were good days

we totally kicked your ass in the war of independence

and you totally were the best swimmer

well.. okay yeah...

at least our leader didn't f*ck goats

what did you just say?

I said at least our leader didn't f*ck goats

what happened to Greece?

I happened