- Yeah, I'm ready! -Let's go get some animals!

Grandma goes to the pet store.

(Lion King theme song)

-Ouch! He's bitten me! - Oh! What did you do?

Take 2

(Lion King theme song)

The bird section

Grandma, those aren't turkeys.

Grandma, that's not a turkey. - I know.

-What if he just start flying away and you go with him? - Oh, god.

- Is he biting you?

It looks like a banana. - Yeah!

- Polly, do you want the cracker?

- Hell no, lady I want no cracker.

Do you get little bird call back?

You guys could go hang out!

- Are we gonna hang out, buddy? - Yeah.

- Pat them - You scared me, buddy.

- You scared me too. - Did you scare me? Don't scare granny!

It's granny!

- I guess he didn't understand.

You got a little friend there, don't you granny?

- Wow, you're pretty!

- You guys gonna hang out? - I know! The colors!

- Grandma, that's not a turkey. I don't think that's a turkey.

But hey, that's okay!

The dog section

Hey grandma, you know why they call these “wiener dog”？

- I haven't known.

- 'Cause it looks like a wiener. - Ah-Ha.

- Grandma, those are the dogs they looks like your hair.

- I know honey. -You know what they called those?

They call them“Cocaine Fro's”

- Cocaine Fro's.

- Yeah, I'm buying you one today! -Nooo.

- Yeah! -No. No, that's a nono.

- You need a guard dog! You live in the hood now!

- It's okay, I love the hood.

- Wouldn't it be nice to have a little guard dog to protect you?

- No, I don't need any protection.

- You guys can go get haircuts together!

Or cocaine fro cuts.

The reptile section

Granny, you like the snake? What?

Come here grandma, it's nice!

- What?

- You gonna hold it? - NO. - Come here!

- Come on, it's not dangerous! - No, I'm not going to.

- How do we know grandma do fear this?

You wanna hold a lizard? - I'm a loser?

-No, not a loser, are you gonna hold a lizard?

- What? - You wanna hold a lizard?

- Where is a lizard? -There's one on up here!

- I thought so. I like those guys on television. I do!

- What lizard on television?

- Lizards on television in green and They walk.

- Are you losing your mind? Oh, the Geico commercial!

- Yeah! I like that! - You like that?

- I like that, it get's to its car... - Do the lizard dance!

The dog section again

- We're pals! We like to sleep and rest.

- And do granny things? -Yeah, and do granny things!

- What would you name him?

- I would like to call him "Spotty"! - Spotty?

- Spotty, are you Spotty? - That's a good name!

- I think Spotty is a good name.

That is Spotty! You got the spot! Look at that!

- He does have the spots. - You got it here, and here, you got it there.

- Give him a little bark! - I forget how to bark.

- Wooof! Woof! - I don't think he's...

- Are you sleepy buddy?

- No, I don't he's responding to you, grandma.

- He's not paying attention.

- Brah.

- You guys want to take a nap together later?

- I think you're taking your nap now. - Are you want to take it with him?

The - I'm not really sure section

- They are cute? - NO.

- No? Why not? -To me, they look scary.

- Oh, poor guys.

You know what these animals remind me of? - What honey?

- You. Because they just sleep all day like you.

Who let the dogs out?