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  • - I'm going to read you a bedtime story.

  • It's called Goodnight Internet.

  • (harp music)

  • - In a small pink bedroom there was an iPhone.

  • - And a text saying LOL.

  • And a phone case with Harry Styles

  • bought at the mall.

  • - And there were Pinterest boards

  • with lyrics from Lorde and fun makeup tips

  • for cherry red lips.

  • - Pictures of the fam, triple filtered on Instagram.

  • - Lulu Lemon pants and a cup of tea.

  • - And a bowl of pasta, that's also gluten free.

  • - A French Bulldog with his own Tumblr blog.

  • - A Frozen DVD and a super hot selfie.

  • - A set of gel nails and a sweater

  • from an Urban Outfitter sale.

  • - Goodnight crop top, good night Shop Bop.

  • - Goodnight Starbucks, Vanilla Cake Pop.

  • - Goodnight Netflix.

  • Goodnight selfie sticks.

  • - Goodnight creepy Tinder match.

  • Goodnight Benedict Cumberbatch.

  • (whip sound)

  • - Goodnight Taylor Swift.

  • Goodnight Beyonce gif.

  • - Goodnight Ariana Grande, goodnight pumpkin spice latte.

  • - Goodnight Snapchat.

  • Goodnight Grumpy Cat.

  • - Goodnight Candy Crush and goodnight Sephora makeup brush.

  • - Goodnight to my bae and goodnight Lana Del Rey.

  • - Goodnight Olivia Pope.

  • Goodnight Leslie Knope.

  • - Goodnight followers, goodnight friends.

  • - Goodnight all my favorite internet trends.

  • - Goodnight laptop powered down with care.

  • Goodnight internet users everywhere.

  • (harp music)

  • - What are you doing with my harp?

- I'm going to read you a bedtime story.

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