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>> [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

>> It's the guitar,

they had to do that at the end.

Okay, here's the first one.

When I go to Target without my kids.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> [LAUGH]

>> [APPLAUSE] >> Yeah.

Here's the next one.

When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's another one.

I don't know who gave my child a whistle, but I will find you and I will kill you.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's the next one.

When it says 4 to 7 business days to ship and you hoped it was 4, but

it looks like it's gonna be 7.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> [LAUGH] Here's another one.

>> The ball was in his hand the whole time.

He never even threw it.

Frankly, Steven, I was shocked.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> [SOUND] [LAUGH] And here's one more.

When Mother Nature drinks three Red Bulls.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> And, finally,

when you take a selfie to get a pic of the hottie behind you.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE].

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