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  • It's time for our segment Me Me Monday.

  • [MUSIC]


  • >> It's the guitar,

  • they had to do that at the end.

  • Okay, here's the first one.

  • When I go to Target without my kids.


  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> Yeah.

  • Here's the next one.

  • When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it.

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's another one.

  • I don't know who gave my child a whistle, but I will find you and I will kill you.

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's the next one.

  • When it says 4 to 7 business days to ship and you hoped it was 4, but

  • it looks like it's gonna be 7.


  • >> [LAUGH] Here's another one.

  • >> The ball was in his hand the whole time.

  • He never even threw it.

  • Frankly, Steven, I was shocked.


  • >> [SOUND] [LAUGH] And here's one more.

  • When Mother Nature drinks three Red Bulls.

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> And, finally,

  • when you take a selfie to get a pic of the hottie behind you.

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE].

  • >> If you see a meme you think I should see, please send it to me,

It's time for our segment Me Me Monday.

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