Name: "New Car / Volkswagen Beetle" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
Uploaded: 2017-08-23T06:19:51.000Z
Duration: 3 min 41 s
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The subjunctive

I come up here and I tell you the things that I heard people say

See, I can't even tell you guys a story... Already

I bought the car cause it was affordable, economical

Brand new freaking beetle for like 17 grand

I go to show it off at my friend Martin's house

Across the street there are these gang members

They don't really get into... ya know, like   shooting people stuff like that

They just hang out on the porch and talk a lot of smack

So I'm there in a beetle and across the street I hear this right?

Two months later, I go back to pick him up...

Now I've had some time to work on the car, right?

I put a chip in the motor so it goes faster

This car freaking sucked on mileage though, man

Oh you cannot be badass in a car that kills gas

Trying to intimidate other cars, ya know?

And Onstar which was really cool, ya know?

I'm driving and all of a sudden this girl's talking to me

In three-quarter tenths of a mile... Left turn

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"New Car / Volkswagen Beetle" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)

stuff

realize

intimidate

rid