Name: GYM WILDLIFE
Uploaded: 2017-08-22T09:22:53.000Z
Duration: 6 min 20 s
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The gym, millions of Homo sapiens across the globe frequent this urban wilderness.

Today, we will take a look into these strange places,

and show you the gym like you've never seen it before.

Her emergence marks the beginning of the new year's resolutioners.

wearing the same yoga pants littered with cat hairs and dairy stains,

along with her soui soui je la peu te pursé,

cellular device, key chain and sunglasses onto the bench beside her,

to unenthusiastically begin her first set.

she's just interrupted the exercise cycle of a fully developed human male.

Observing from a distance is a sexually aroused male

the rare females who have dared to step off the safety of the treadmills,

and set foot in this harsh free weight terrain.

The human males like the peacocks and other exotic birds of the wild,

spread their arms wide and prance around in hopes of intimidating other males,

and in the process, attracting a suitable mate.

In a twist of fate, the opposite often occurs,

as they drive away the brave free weight females,

On the opposite side of the mating spectrum,

will flaunt their sexually developed bodies,

in order to attract the attention of a mate.

But in a cruel twist of fate, they have no desire of reproducing,

in order to reject it, in a show of public humiliation.

Aloof in observing this bizarre ritual are the small herds of male teenagers,

who group together and lay claim to single exercise machines for up to hours at a time.

and flails his fists in an act of primal dominance.

With no intention of mating, or engaging in conflict with another male,

We also have the more vocal group, who yell and grunt

in order to seek attention from all surrounding Homo sapiens.

Sadly, the loud noises are their best show of dominance,

as their actual performance is severely lacking.

who take part in time consuming practices

to fully represent their sexual maturity,

These herds of males have given up attracting a mate long ago,

and instead, find pleasure in walking around the waterhole naked.

Although the younger male peers may find it disturbing,

the elders take pride in their lack of discretion

while cleansing themselves and engaging in primitive conversations.

With the moon at its peak, the daily ritual in the gymnasium is complete.

The humans begin heading back to their respective caves of dwelling,

exhausted from their physical exertion and ready to rest up

Unlike other species, such as the felines who clean up after themselves,

these humans have left the gymnasium a wasteland of unracked weights,

Thankfully, the human cleaners, much like the pilot fish to the shark species,

dutifully doing their job to keep the gym clean with a positive and upbeat attitude.

Hey dudes and girls, hope you enjoy gym wildlife.

and we couldn't have done it without the awesome crew at Gearmark.

Please give their channel a view by clicking on the link,

and also if you wanna watch the behind the scenes, please click that as well.

It was a lot of fun and we had a lot of great people involved.

Enjoy the video, and until next time, stay buff.

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