What's it gonna take to deactivate this bomb?

Arnold?

(gibberish)

What? What are you talking about?

Stallone?

(gibberish)

Those are not words!

Can someone please help me deactivate this bomb!?

Jason Statham!

(gibberish)

Dammit, we're running out of time!

I'm calling Sean Connery.

Hello, Sean?

(gibberish)

DAMMIT!

(Gibberish, I think something involving the bomb?)

(explosion)

...all die.

A new hero, who you've already seen in four other movies must answer the call.

The agency needs you ,Rocko!

...again.

I'm done with the agency.

I told you, I'm retired... again.

They killed your wife!

Boring.

They took your daughter!

Seen it.

There's a bomb in downtown, Rocko!

That's place f**king sucks.

Nothing you say to me is gonna change my mind... this time.

They killed your dog.

That's only been done once before, right?

Yeah, I think so.

Fresh enough.

He'll have to fight a whole new group of bad guys; each with its own individual gimmick.

Gina Carano!

Woah woah woah! You know the rules. Two at a time, max.

Alright, I'll take uh... Science Asshole and Quiet Russian first.

The body count is massive.

Oh god! Why did you do this!?

They killed my dog.

Seriously? There's like fifty dead people there! You really think your dog's life is worth fifty human lives?

I loved my dog.

Okay, well they could've owned dogs too! What about their dogs!?

Oh no, I-I didn't think about that.

No!

Live! Live! Live, damn you!

Live for your doggos!

The tension is intense.

Can we stop flipping off the light switch and hitting that one piano key?

Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought it'd be kind of cool.

Nope? Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

The love is sexual.

Whoa! What are you doing?

I'm gonna kiss you.

I am not in the mood! I literally just watched you nearly burn to death and it smells like burning flesh in here!

This is how I cope.

I am traumatized! There's a dead guy right there!

I think I have PTSD.

Don't worry.

I brought a condom.

This summer...

Every Action Movie Ever!

This movie will probably fail in the U.S., but will totally make it up overseas.

Thank you, China

Wow, that was a great movie!

If you want to watch Every Pool Party Ever go to that box on the left and if you want to watch Every Recess Ever hit that box on the right.

They're very good videos. I promise you