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  • Oh.

  • Did she just say, "Oh"?

  • Oh.

  • Oh my God. She said it again.

  • I'm gonna be sick.

  • Oh...

  • [half speed] Oh...

  • [slow motion] Oh...

  • [gag reflex]

  • Okay so, I swear there's a very good reason as to why

  • this simple word is having such a strong effect on my gag reflex.

  • I guess it all started about six months ago with... this picture.

  • [shutter]

  • Let me see?

  • Perfect. Yeah, send that to me.

  • That's definitely going out on all the campus social media.

  • Oh, no. I look so weird.

  • My smile is so derpy.

  • I think you have a great smile.

  • I'm gonna be over there...

  • -Derek. -Audrey.

  • I'm guessing you're not going to want this photo then?

  • [chuckle] If you want, you can tag me as a photographer

  • and I'll take the blame for your derpy smile. [laughs]

  • Actually...

  • it started four years before... with this picture.

  • [shutter]

  • Whoa!

  • That's so cool!

  • That's Jocelyn.

  • I had the biggest crush on her since eighth grade.

  • [giggles]

  • [Kristen] You're doing a photoshoot over here?

  • Oh, let's take one with Kristen.

  • I didn't like Kristen.

  • Yeah, sure. [nervous chuckle]

  • Aw, you guys are so cute, you look like a couple.

  • Don't say that. That'd be like dating my brother.

  • [shutter]

  • I'll never forget that moment.

  • And not because I literally have it frozen in time on a Polaroid but

  • because you never forget when you realize exactly who you are

  • and where you are to the person you like.

  • [laughs] In case you missed that, she just put you in the friend zone.

  • I'm sorry, Derek.

  • I mean, you're really cool but you're... just a nice guy.

  • That's where it all clicked. I knew I heard that line from somewhere.

  • [typing keyboard]

  • [laughs] That's gross.

  • -It's like dating my brother. -What!

  • I remember watching that video years before

  • and not really thinking much about it.

  • Seemed like being a nice guy was this terrible label no one wanted.

  • I mean, they've even made songs about it.

  • Nice guys finish last, that's... ♪

  • But now because of Jocelyn, all those stories and songs made sense.

  • I was just another...

  • Nice Guy.

  • And going to college only solidified who I was.

  • I liked helping out friends.

  • Thank you so much, Derek, for helping me post flyers.

  • Yeah, no problem.

  • I enjoyed listening to problems.

  • [crying] I just don't know why it'd say something like that, you know?

  • That's terrible!

  • I enjoyed jump-starting cars,

  • and sharing last semesters' notes,

  • and hanging out in big groups.

  • Nacho cheese. [laughter]

  • But I firmly believed that,

  • just because I was a nice guy that didn't mean I had to finish last.

  • Right?

  • I mean all those videos and songs,

  • they all ultimately said guys like me could still have a happy ending,

  • and get the girl as long as I played my cards right.

  • So when I met Audrey,

  • I made sure that I didn't fall into a standard nice guy traps.

  • I didn't talk about other girls around her.

  • Hey Derek, I need a picture over here with these guys.

  • Oh I think Julia is calling for you.

  • Who's Julia?

  • [Julia] Derek!

  • I made sure we hung out one-on-one.

  • Oh! Hey, do you think I could invite my cousin, Sandra, to the movies?

  • She's always asking me to take her out.

  • Ooh, uh, it's sold out. Uh, we got the last two tickets.

  • Oh okay. I can just tell her to meet us to eat yogurt after.

  • Ooh, that's sold out, too. We're getting the last two cups.

  • -How is that even possible? -Seat belts!

  • I gave her spaces so that she would look forward to seeing me.

  • So, how's your new job at that store?

  • I feel like we haven't caught up in a while.

  • Really? Has it been that long? (5 days, 13 hours, 48 minutes)

  • It's great, I can't complain. How are you doing?

  • I avoided that friend ladder at all costs.

  • Uh-- Can you help me get this in the car? My cousin, Sandra, needs to borrow it.

  • I generally avoided all ladders around her.

  • Nah, I'm good!

  • What?

  • And from what I gathered, it seemed like it was working.

  • We were getting closer, we had great chemistry,

  • and it felt like... she was feeling something, too.

  • Which brings us back to my gag reflex which is currently in overdrive.

  • You see, tonight was my defining moment as a nice guy.

  • I finally worked up the courage to tell Audrey,

  • my friend, a girl of my dreams, that I had feelings for her.

  • A lot of us out there know what it's like to be in this position.

  • To put it all on the line.

  • And we all hope that it'll go something like this:

  • I just had to tell you, I like you.

  • More than a friend.

  • Wow. I'm so glad you said something, Derek.

  • I feel the same way. Let's make out.

  • And if that's too optimistic, at least:

  • I just had to tell you, I like you.

  • More than a friend.

  • Gosh. What a surprise.

  • You know, I'm not really ready to process this right now,

  • but I definitely am open

  • to exploring the possibility of us being in a romantic relationship.

  • Let's hug tenderly.

  • I mean, was that too much to ask?

  • But instead, after burying my soul and revealing my deepest emotions,

  • I get the one word that everyone dreads to hear in this defining moment.

  • Oh.

  • It's amazing how much can be said with just these two letters.

  • She started saying a bunch of other stuff

  • that I'm sure it was very kind and sugar-coated,

  • but all I heard was, "Oh",

  • which basically meant:

  • This is awkward.

  • How could you misread my intentions?

  • Why would you ruin our friendship?

  • Thanks, but no thanks.

  • You are and forever will be, a nice guy, Derek.

  • I'm not into you that way, and there's nothing you can do about it.

  • Derek?

  • Say something.

  • Did you hear what I said?

  • Yeah, uh, I heard everything.

  • So... we can still be friends?

  • Yeah, of course.

  • You know I... care about you a lot.

  • I should take you home now.

  • This was the worst car ride of my life.

  • And I've been in two accidents,

  • but at least in those cases it was just my car being destroyed and not my heart.

  • Complete silence. The whole way.

  • We were only three feet apart but it felt like three miles.

  • Every inch of me wanted to scream out how much this sucked.

  • To ask her, why?

  • Why she didn't see me that way.

  • Why she couldn't give me a chance.

  • I did everything right, but was it all a lie?

  • All the videos, all the advice,

  • all the fluffy BS that said being nice pays off.

  • It was all boiling inside of me,

  • but I kept it in and sat there in silence.

  • And then I realize that's what a nice guy would do.

  • [tire screeches]

  • Oh my God! What are you doing?

  • Were you using me?

  • What?

  • Were you using me-- my niceness, just to get what you wanted?

  • Are you serious?

  • That's what all you girls do.

  • You see a nice guy like me and you take advantage of it.

  • Using us to confide in, to help with errands,

  • be a good friend but... never anything more.

  • So, are you saying you were just being nice to get me to like you?

  • What's wrong with that?

  • Because you weren't being genuine.

  • I genuinely liked you.

  • So, now because I don't feel the same way you're not gonna be nice to me anymore?

  • You're not gonna to be my friend?

  • I don't know. What's the point?

  • I can't believe you think that just because you were nice to me, I owe you...

  • a relationship.

  • At least a chance.

  • Wow.

  • You know, if you were upset that I turned you down

  • because you were just a nice guy, trust me, that's not the case.

  • You're so far from that.

  • Where are you going? We're still so far from your place.

  • I'd rather walk.

  • Audrey.

  • Audrey. Audrey!

  • [sighs] Okay.

  • Now, it's the worst car ride of my life.

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