B2 High-Intermediate UK 190 Folder Collection
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Right Jack next question
Turn it off! Oh yeh, sorry sorry
*screams*
Sorry
I forgot, I forgot
Nee naw, nee naw, nee naw, nee naw
Look me in the eyes, shine a torch
You okay?
No I'm scared, my heart's beating
Let me check your temperature
That's not how you check temperature
Oh sorry
Hello everyone
Welcome back to Suggy Surgery
Now today, my third and potentially final patient, who knows?
Your kidding me, now after me it's the end
Well the thing is I'm worried someone might actually die, during this series
I'm joined with Mr Jack Maynard
How are you feeling?
I'm so scared, I hate pain
You're meant to say pregnant
I'm feeling pregnant
Oh! Well I've been feeling a few kicks in me tummy
I'm not sure if it's a dodgy nandos or if I'm pregnant
So Jack is the third patient in the series
How we do it
Is basically, I'm gonna strap you up to the "contraction machine"
Which apparently emulates the way it feels to have a contraction
Jack all you have to do, to avoid these contractions
Is simply answer a question about the females
Yeah, females
The questions are in my Nintendo Switch pouch
Yep, that's right, I've got a Nintendo Switch
I can't deliver this baby with you in your normal trendy clothes
You know, you're gonna have to go and get changed
Go on, off you pop
As long as it's not the one Mikey wore, I don't really mind
No it's fine, it's not, it's not
Definitely a boy, sounds like a boy
Right, Jack, I'm gonna strap you up to the machine
Are you ready Sir?
No
If you'd like to expose your impregnated area
No, not the vagina, I don't want to see that
It's time for us to play
Baby, baby, baby, *screaming*
Right okay, Jack
For your first contraction, first question is
What is a maxi dress?
A maxi dress
What is a maxi dress?
Maxi
A maxi dress
Maxi
Think
Maximum
Think
Like length, it's a long dress
I'm gonna give it to you
Yes!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
A long dress that reaches the floor
Yeah that's, yeah
Wait so every time I get one, it goes up
Eight's it's big day
So there's eight questions
Do you wanna test eight now?
No no no
So is that eight questions?
No there's a few more than eight
Oh no
Jack, you know a lot about the females
You taught me everything I know
He has
Right, this one comes in from Emily Chamberlain
Thanks Emily
She says, Jack
She didn't say 'love you' though, bit harsh
I'll say four
Bearing in mind, it could be a trick question
Ermmmmm
The way you're holding it, is really like giving me anxiety
How many, Jack?
How many different types of orgasm?
Two!
The actual answer was eleven
WHAT?!
Which I'm__
I haven't even made one
Exactly, I am jealous
When do you stop?
I will tell you
*screaming*
No no no no no no
3 2 1
*screams*
Yes, I can feel it
Right, next up
This one comes in from Naomi Mae
Sounds weird
Nothing sounds weird on this channel Naomi
Trust me it doesn't
Average cup size for a lady
So... the cup size is the letter?
Yes
I'm gonna chuck it out and say 'C'
'C'? You're locking in 'C'?
Yep, I'm locking in 'C'
Oh Jack
Oh no. No. Wait what was it though
It was 'C'!
YES!!!
He got it
He's nailed it
Congratulations, that was a toughy
I like this question
Now other than the lovely refreshing taste...
Why might a girl drink cranberry juice
*whispers* Do you think you know this one?
And she's not in a club trying to mix it with vodka
Not that reason
Do girls get like cravings as well?
Is it something to do with their period?
Incorrect Jack
Oh no
It's to soothe a urinary infection
Oh mate, I'd never have got that
No no no no no
Here we go... (3) NO! (2) NO! (1) NO!
*screams* Stop it!
*screams*
Can you feel it?
Ahhh, yeah I can feel it
Is it a baby?
Has it arrived Jack?
I think it's coming!
Okay, on average
What is the most expensive style...
of knickers
That's right... knickers!
Is it 'A' - a thong
Ooo Jack, a thong
Is it 'B' - french knickers
Is it 'C' - waist clencher
Or is it 'D' - boxers
I think I've heard of this one
Bear in mind...
thongs don't have a lot of material to them
Is it 'C'?
The waist clencher
Yeah
Jack
Oh no
You've seen how intricate french knickers are
But you are right, it was 'C' - waist clenchers
It was
How did you know that?
I lived with a girl for a year and I remember her saying
Well, I would have thought it would be like french knickers though
Right, this one's from Girl Maynard
My girl
They aren't talking iPad, they're talking like pad, pad
They're sticky parts that... oh wait, I just gave you the answer, s***
That's so embarrassing
I didn't know where the... she didn't put 'Q' then 'A' underneath
Sorry Girl Maynard, I messed that up
I'm gonna shock you anyway
NOOO! *screams*
*laughter*
You weren't expecting that one were ya
Okay, this is a good one
This one comes in from Hattie Dreamcast...
Demarest, sorry I got that wrong
Dreamcast? *laughs*
Ahhh, remember dreamcast
What a console
...okay
Did you know the answer to this one
I know the answer cuz apparently Tom Cruise also ate it
Cheeky little devil
The something sac, what is it?
Not a ball sac, give you a clue, not a ball sac
Ermmm, the baby's ball sac *laughter*
The *mumbles* sac
Something *mumbles* sac
The Theresa May sac?
Yeah
The Theresa May sac, you're locking that in?
The Theresa May sac...
I'm sorry it was the placenta
Four! *screams*
Oh my God, that hurts a lot more
Yeah, feel that
*screams*
Feel that, have some of that
Take a deep breath cuz I got a feeling you're gonna get this wrong
Name any of the four main characters in Gilmore Girls
Oh mate
I've never watched it, I've never watched it
Just give me some names, you might be close
Alice, Harriet, Laura aaaaaaand Theresa
I was gonna say if you could guess any of the first names
I would still give it to you but no
Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, Sookie St. James and Lane Kim
Imagine if I guessed
Ermm and we'll just throw it in there, Sookie St. James
*laughter*
I'd be like, oh my god
Here we go
Five! *screams* Five!
Oh my *screams*
Suck it in
*screams*
Suck it in, get it out yet?
I've heard stories about you
I feel like you might know this one
Which... that sounds really bad
Which of these is the name of a premium vibrator
Wait, what?
We ain't talking ya bog standard cheap fidget spinner kind of s***
We're talking, ya premium vibrator
Why would I know?
Is it 'A' - a flounder
*laughing* a flounder
*laughing* a fish
a flounder
*laughter*
Ohhh a flounder
'B' - a letterman
As in like a letter box, like hello
No, no it's not
'C' - a cishun
Or 'D' - doxie
Flounder, letterman, cishun or doxie
What you gonna go with Jack?
Well flounder is a fish
Think back to, yeh but they could be named after a fish
You ever seen how a flounder moves
Yeh but a flounder isn't__
They flounder about in the water
Like this...
There's nothing sexy about a flounder
Like imagine that, imagine that, that's gonna be fun
I only know one of them
What've you heard of?
Which one have you heard of Jack?
Ermm 'D' what was it, doxie
I'm going for doxie
You're right!
YES!
It was doxie
I need to check your gender
I reckon you are actually secretly a girl
Jack is secretly a girl everyone
Next question and this is a tough one
What rating has the new Wonder Woman film got on IMDb
I keep feeling 7.5, I'm locking it in
7.5
Oh Jack, Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack
It was
8.3
NO!
*screams* NO!
Oh my word
It was 8.3
Ohhh
Oh my God, it's a big one
You should know it, this is definitely...
in the curriculum at school
like you should know this, this is in like biology
Alright
What is ovulation?
Is it to do with like inflaming of... the womb
Inflaming of the womb
Jack Maynard thinks that ovulation
is when the walls of your womb get inflamed
What school did you go to?
Cardinal Newman
Okay, Cardinal Newman, I'm sorry
Ermmm Jack has failed you
It's when the ovaries are releasing eggs
It's when a woman's at her most fertile
Ovulation mate, ovaries, ovulation
I'm ovulating, that's what girls say
Come on! Come on! *screams*
*shouting* Oh my! Oh my God!
Take that, go on! Suck it in!
Hold on if you need to
Nah that's too tight, ah ah ahhhh
PMS stands for
Pooey Man Sausage
*laughter*
Come on
I don't know
I'll give you the first word... pre
Pre ministrual
Minstrels?! That's a chocolate!
That's a bloody chocolate you eat at the cinema
Pre ministerial, ministry of magic errr
Pre ministering syndrome, I don't know
Ahhh, do you know what Jack, I wanna give it to you so bad
No, you're lying
Don't, don't take that
Don't
Whatever
Pre Menstrual Syndrome
You're lying
I'm not joking, pre menstrual syndrome
You almost had it
I know, I literally said that
I just can't say it properly
But that's your own fault
No! No it's not!
Joe! You cannot do that to me!
I got it right, I just couldn't remember what the word was
Shhh, you're disturbing other patients
You're buzzing me for no reason *screams*
Oh my God!
That was six
That was, that was on my gooch
Straight on your gooch?
Straight on gooch
Okay, is it better now? Better now?
Jack
Yeah
Final question
How much is the average woman's haircut?
£70
It was £25 to £50
You got it wrong Jack
You got it wrong!
We're going all the way up to eight
No we're not
No we're not, mate I'm so nervous
Here we go
3... 2... 1...
*screams*
Ahhh that's straight in my gooch
Straight in the gooch?!
Straight in my gooch
Turn it off
I'm turning it off!
Jack, I'm turning it!
Turn it off
Jack, I'm trying to turn it off!
It's broken
No *screams*
Turn it off!
There we go, there we go
*laughter*
We got it, we got it
Oh wait! *pop*
I forgot
Sorry, where's my assistant to deliver the baby
There you go, your new child
It's got it's hand in the air
Look, it wants to answer a question
He knows the answer to what PMS stands for
Your new child
What do you want to name him?
Oli White
You're going for Oli
Oli White Maynard
*laughing* Yeah
Right, so there we go
Jack Maynard has given birth to a beautiful baby boy
He went through a lot of pain
And we've discovered that actually
you know quite a lot about females
Did I do better than most people or?
Do you know what, so far
on the leader board, you have done the best
So there we go, that was Jack Maynard
taking on the challenge of the childbirth simulator
If you enjoyed the video, give it a big thumbs up
Subscribe to Jack, subscribe to myself
And I will see you next week with another Sugg Sunday Special
Cheers, goodbye
Oh God, I'm in pain
Guys, I forgot, Jack's got to nominate someone
You can just see my nipple
You can see Jack's nipple
See, stay til the end of the video
It's all about watch time
The more watch time I get on these videos
The more YouTube love me
So guys, this is why you should wait around til the end of the video
Cuz 1, you get to see Jack's nipple
And 2, you get to find out who he nominates to do it next
Who do you wanna see...
take on the childbirth simulator next
Out of our mates or other YouTubers
I'm gonna have to nominate Caspar
Caspar?
Yeah
Caspar Lee
Caspar, you're up
Buddy, and I know for a fact
From previous videos
He HATES tense machines
He's gonna hate this
From when we did the Hit The Road Tour thing
We had to one with tense machines
And every time he was like "guys can we just pretend for me...
because I actually can't handle it"
Like we didn't, we didn't
But he HATES it
Caspar Lee, I'm coming for you boy
You're up
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