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  • I don't know if you had a chance to stop in the Ellen Shop before the show,

  • but I hope you stocked up on Ellen water.

  • Of course, we sell Ellen water, and our slogan is, it tastes funny.

  • And not only is it tasty, it's also affordable,

  • especially compared to some of the other bottled water that's out there.

  • I saw there's a company selling water for $75 a bottle,

  • it's called Svalbardi, Svalbardi I think.

  • It's collected from melting icebergs near the North Pole.

  • I'm glad someone's making a buck off of global warming, that's really-

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> I would have gotten a bottle but

  • we don't have that kind of budget here at the show, so

  • you just gonna have to look at that picture.

  • And then it got me thinking.

  • I was like, if people want more expensive water, who am I to stop them?

  • So I am happy to introduce Ellen Select.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And it comes in this fancy cylinder.

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> And it's totally

  • different from Ellen Water because it has the fancy cylinder, and it's in here.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Let's see.

  • It's from melted glaciers from Burbank.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> They melted 30,000 years ago, but

  • trust me, they were here.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Mm, it tastes fancy.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> That really is different than the,

  • y'all will have to try it, because the difference.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Mm, and that overpriced $75 water,

  • this is $74, 74.

  • I'm gonna let you try it.

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> Here.

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> Take a sip and

  • pass it around, I want everyone to try it, okay.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> All right,

  • feel free to just take a sip and pass it around.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Delicious, right?

  • Pass it around, everybody have some.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> All right, wow, you all really are.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> That's [CROSSTALK] [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGH].

  • I didn't expect that to happen but good for you.

  • >> It's the best.

  • >> It really is.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Hey, might as well.

  • >> I paid 75.

  • >> [APPLAUSE]

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> All right, save some,

  • they've got to get it all the way back up there.

  • >> [LAUGH]

I don't know if you had a chance to stop in the Ellen Shop before the show,

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