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  • Imagine there's no heaven

  • It's easy if you try

  • No hell below us

  • Above us, only sky

  • Imagine all the people

  • Living for today

  • Imagine there's no countries ♪ [ Applause ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • It isn't hard to do ♪ [ Applause ]

  • You know, we were all brought up to believe

  • that everyone should have a right to their own opinion.

  • Now let me tell you the danger of that.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • If your sister lived across the way from me,

  • and I see ten guys coming out her apartment,

  • I can have all kinds of opinions.

  • She can be a language instructor, ballet instructor;

  • but if you give everybody a right to their own opinion,

  • it becomes damaging.

  • Because, I remember the beginning of the space program.

  • Somebody said, "You wouldn't see man on the moon for a thousand years."

  • A guy like that should say,

  • "I don't know enough about rocketry, I don't know anything about space travel,

  • therefore I can't give you an answer."

  • Learning how to say "I don't know" is the most difficult thing.

  • [ Applause ]

  • Don't take my word for anything.

  • Just ask any congressman, "How would you stop automobiles from hitting each other?"

  • "I don't know."

  • "How can you increase the agricultural yield so everyone can eat?"

  • "I don't know."

  • What the hell do they know?

  • Our problems today are not political.

  • A hundred years ago politics was alright, not that good.

  • Today our problems are technical.

  • Everything that you have: your radio, your television, your airplanes, your transportation;

  • is all technical.

  • If it wasn't for technology you'd be pulling boats along the Volga river.

  • It's technology that moves things forward.

  • Lighting, transportation, tunnels under the ground bringing water to you.

  • If you turned off all the dams, all the refrigerators,

  • all the food in all the refrigerators would spoil immediately.

  • All traffic would come to a stop.

  • Now people say, "Well, the trouble with you Jacque,

  • is you want to give people things for nothing."

  • I'm sure you've heard that.

  • Let me tell you a little bit about "things for nothing."

  • Just being born in any technical country today,

  • you got the lights, the telephone, the washing machine, air transportation;

  • you had nothing to do with that.

  • You got it for nothing, just being born here.

  • [ Applause ]

  • The only trouble is businessmen want things for nothing,

  • without putting out anything, for nothing.

  • So you have a society that's a predatory society.

  • If you get your car banged up, somebody makes money fixing it.

  • You get a toothache,

  • the dentist makes a thousand five hundred for a root canal job.

  • So everybody makes money on every form of misery.

  • Now, when a doctor says, "Your kidney has to come out,"

  • is he trying to pay off a new car or does your kidney have to come out?

  • So, they use the word "trust." Really there's no such thing.

  • Everybody signs contracts 'cause they don't trust each other.

  • Think about it.

  • Then you got the religious people, another interesting group.

  • They really believe there's a guy up in the clouds that made the man and the woman,

  • and put them in a beautiful garden;

  • of course later on he kicked them out.

  • This is an all loving guy, by the way.

  • He kicked them out of this beautiful garden and then

  • he looks down at the earth and he doesn't like the way things are going,

  • so he creates bubonic plague that kills half of the earth's population.

  • And if you don't follow his teachings, you burn eternally.

  • Well, is that a psychopath?

  • Man creates god in his own image,

  • a jerk that gets angry, creates floods; that isn't god,

  • that's a man made attempt at trying to evaluate how all this came about.

  • When you look up to the clouds, say "I don't know how it came..."

  • You don't make up any stories.

  • It's amazing that people accept that,

  • and somebody came to me and said,

  • "Jacque, you want to try to make the world a better place."

  • I said, "It isn't me that wants to make the world a better place. The world is falling apart."

  • "Well, my kingdom is up there," the guy said.

  • And I said, "You forgot the Lord's prayer,

  • it says «thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven»"

  • There's no business up there, no private ownership, no money,

  • and that's what Jesus said, I didn't say that.

  • I'm not religious, by the way.

  • So, the religious guy doesn't even know what the hell he's reading.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The Jews were crossing the Red Sea and Moses lifted up his staff and the sea parted,

  • so the jews can walk across.

  • God could have put them on the other side without the sea parting.

  • Angels have wings; if they flew around without wings,

  • that would be really amazing.

  • Man is so stupid, he doesn't even know how to create a god.

  • Their god is as dumb as they are. [ Laughter ]

  • All I want to say,

  • if you don't understand a resource based economy,

  • it means that we would declare all the earth's resources

  • as the common heritage of all the world's people.

  • Where do you think we got this country from?

  • We took it by force and violence,

  • and we took it from Mexico, Spain.

  • And after we we stole all the land we needed, oh, which is also true of all the other countries,

  • we put up the sign "Thou shalt not steal."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I can't say very much for the future,

  • all I know is that I can't get on NBC, CBS, or any major station.

  • I think I was on Larry King about four times,

  • and he said to me, "Jacque, what do you think of Christianity?"

  • I said, "It's a wonderful idea, when are they putting it into practice?"

  • [ Applause ]

  • He said to me, "The trouble with you is you criticize everything."

  • I really didn't. One day I said,

  • "Larry, if you have an airbag in front of you, if you get hit on the side,

  • your head goes right through the glass.

  • So the whole inside has to be an airbag."

  • So he said, "Why don't they do that?"

  • "I can't answer that."

  • Why do you have war?

  • We don't have war to bring democracy to another country.

  • We have war to take oil or take advantage of that country.

  • We don't go to bring goodness to anybody.

  • That is not the like of the business world,

  • to give you advantage without payment.

  • [ Applause ]

  • The business world gives you the business.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Now of course, I'm gonna tell you this,

  • that the businessman will be happier in a resource based economy.

  • This is very hard for people to understand.

  • The richest capitalist is usually a dummy.

  • I had one over at my house the other day, at "The Venus Project" and he said to me,

  • "If you are so smart, how come you're not rich?"

  • I said, "You're rich, how come you're not smart?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Really, I got all these ideas from the human body.

  • People think I got them from communism.

  • Communism uses money, communism has banks, it has armies, navies,

  • social stratification and government. We don't have any of those things.

  • It has nothing in common with any established system.

  • So, when we get to the question period, later on,

  • you can question the hell out of me;

  • but don't be polite, if you have any questions just come right at it.

  • And if you ask a question, if I fail to answer it, say, "You didn't answer my question."

  • Don't be polite.

  • Thank you for your time.

  • [ Applause ]

Imagine there's no heaven

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