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Hey, guys!
So for those of you that don't know,
I've been making YouTube videos
for about eight years now, and a lot has changed since then,
both good and bad.
But today I'm gonna be talking about one of the bad ones
because I am a pretty pessimistic person. I'm pretty negative.
Some people see the glass half full, some people see the glass half empty.
For me, I'm so negative I don't even see the glass anymore.
Oh no, wait, it's still half full.
Hmm.
I just realized what this looks like.
The letter C!
Anyway, I'm gonna be talking about one of the bad changes that I've noticed
that is definitely on the rise on YouTube, which happens to be...
yep, you guessed it, it's in the title:
Easily butthole people. I mean, butt-butthurt...
easily butthurt people. In the...their hurt...what?
Beep!
Beep! Beep! Beep!
Mooo..butthurt people!
People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion,
usually starting with the word, "wow".
Here's some examples of easily butthurt people:
Dude, I love Nicki Minaj. She's bomb, look!
Yeah, she's alright.
You don't think she's bomb?
I mean, she's not really my type. I'm kinda more into girls
- that actually wear clothes. - Wow, man!
I can't believe you're into slut shaming.
I'm not into slut shaming! That's not my preference.
Slut shaming is a big problem 'cause it's all over the news now.
- Well, I didn't mean-- - Yeah! You are mean.
Made in China?
Hey, Derek! You're Chinese, right?
Wow, bro. Are you serious?
- What? - I'm Taiwanese, man.
- There's a big difference. - Oh. I'm sorry, man.
- I didn't realize-- - No, you didn't.
(whimpers)
Hey, Ryan! Wanna hear a funny joke?
- Sure. - Alright, what do you call
- a fat Asian person? - I don't know, what?
- A chunk! - (laughing)
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
- Okay, I got one for you now. - Alright.
What do you call a schoolbus full of white people?
I don't know.
A Twinkie! (snickering)
- W-What? - Wow, dude.
- What? - I can't believe you just said that.
Well, I thought because you made a racist j--
You KNOW my father was killed by a Twinkie.
You get the point.
Don't get me wrong, easily butthurt people have always existed.
They're also known as overly-sensitive people.
I'm sure you know exactly what kind of people I'm talking about.
And maybe it's just me, but I feel like over the years
people have gotten more and more easily butthurt over everything,
especially on YouTube. YouTube used to be a place where you could
upload whatever you wanted. We uploaded things
that we were passionate about. We could say whatever we wanted to say.
It was like the opposite of television. It was freedom!
But over the years, I've noticed that YouTube is becoming more
and more like television, where you have to be really careful
with what you say because everything you say is gonna be used against you
and it's gonna offend someone. You can't say or do anything on YouTube
anymore without a bunch of people being so dramatic.
And the thing is, I don't even think these people are actually offended
half the time. I think they believe
that it's supposed to offend them, so they act that way.
But really, it doesn't even bother them. Or maybe they just say these things
so people agree with them. For example:
I posted a video a couple weeks ago and there's a joke in it
that mentions Ebola in it. And the thing is, if there wasn't so much
news and articles about Ebola right now, nobody would've cared about that joke.
At least the majority of the people wouldn't have been offended.
But because it's a trending topic and scaring people,
it's all of a sudden so offensive.
And for those of you who haven't seen that video,
this is what the joke looked like:
If a girl that small were to kill me--OW!
- What the hell, dude? - There. Ebola.
Now you really have seven days. I don't know why I even told you.
And from that little mention of Ebola, I got so many upset comments
saying things like, "Wow, that is so offensive!"
"People are dying from Ebola now. It's not a joke."
"Yeah, making fun of a deadly virus is so funny.
You're such a bad example for kids!"
See, I understand, when you first see this,
how you could think it's offensive. Because it's a serious topic
in a comedy video.
But think about it: Does that really offend you,
or do you just think it should? First of all, it's one joke
in a fictional scene on a comedy video on YouTube.
And even if it did, does that joke honestly hurt you or offend you in any way?
Because if it does, I apologize to you sincerely.
I did NOT mean offend you in any way. It wasn't meant to be offensive.
But if you really do get offended that easily,
you should probably stay off the internet because you're gonna have a bad time.
Ebola is not something new! It's been around for a long time.
Just because something is all of a sudden in the news,
it doesn't make it any less or more deadly than it was before.
If I made that same joke a year ago, I'm pretty sure nobody would've cared
because it wasn't a trending topic then. Or if I were to switch out the word Ebola
with something else that's deadly, like arsenic, people wouldn't have
even mentioned it, and injecting arsenic is just as deadly, if not more deadly.
You wouldn't even have seven days to live. You'd die that day!
And last, if mentioning Ebola in a YouTube video is a bad example
for kids, just because it's a deadly virus, then what about children shows
like Tom and Jerry? That entire children's show
is about a cat trying to murder a mouse. But I guess attempted murder
is not that bad, right? 'Cause it's not in the news.
But it is!
Or what about Pokémon? That's a bunch of people who are capturing
wild animals and keeping them captive in a little ball, raising them
until they're strong enough to fight other animals!
Sounds like animal cruelty to me.
Or even Spongebob. There's not much violence in that one,
but it's very sexually inappropriate for kids.
Come on, they live in Bikini Bottom. And there's somebody named
Sandy Cheeks in Bikini Bottom. And also there's a Mr. Krabs
in Bikini Bottom.
And don't even get me started on Squidward's nose.
Childhood ruined.
And like I said, these are all children's shows. For children.
And me. 'Cause I watch them occasionally.
Sometimes.
Okay, I watch them all the time.
To all you easily butthurt people out there, the next time you feel like
something is offensive to you, ask yourself this:
Does this really bother you? Does it actually offend you?
Or are you just thinking that because you feel like
you should be offended, even though you're really not.
And also because you want to make up points so that the rest of your
butthurt friends can thumbs up your comment.
Because if that's the case, you're one of the main reasons
why YouTube is becoming a butthurt place, and it's a real pain in the ass.
Pun not intended.
Bun intended!
Heheheheheheheheheh...
But seriously.
Can we just go back to the fun YouTube community that it once was?
I know that was a long time ago, about eight years.
I was like 15 or 16. But I'm getting old now.
I'm 24. I'm about to die.
- Wow, that is really offensive. - What?
You just said you're 24 and you're about to die.
That's really offensive to everyone older than you.
- It was a joke! - Death is not something
you should joke about. You should never, NEVER joke
- about death, EV-- - (gun shot)
Never say never.
So now you're supporting guns and old, outdated Justin Beiber references?
That's even more offensive than before. You support Justin,
and he supports weed, which means you support drugs!
How are you even here? I just shot you.
That wasn't even me, you racist! Just because I'm Asian, we all look alike?!
I mean, you do look alike. We all do. You're both technically me.
Yeah, because everything revolves around you.
The whole world revolves around you! You probably don't even care
about the starving kids in Africa because you're all in
a first world country, where you don't even have to care about
what everything-- - (gun shot)
What the?!
- (thud) - I didn't even shoot you that time.
But I did.
Let me guess, I said something offensive to you now.
What? No.
Those guys were just being irritating. They were getting butthurt
- over every little thing. - Thank you!
That is what I've been trying to say this whole time!
Thank God someone has finally--
Wow, okay, you know what? I was cool with everything else,
but the moment you bring religion into this,
- that's the moment that I-- - (gun shot)
You know what? I give up.
I'm not even gonna talk this time.
Wow, you're not gonna talk to me just 'cause I'm a girl?!
That's the most sexist thing I ever--
(gun shot)
Alright, is there anyone left? Or can I please just get back to the video?
Jesus Chri--(gasps)
What did you just say?!
I said Jeebus, like with a B. Like JB.
Wow, JB! So you DO support Justin Bieber and his drugs!
No, I do not support him! I was just trying to--
Did you just say him? You don't know if he's a guy for sure,
you sexist! Why do you even hate girls so much, anyway?
I don't! I love girls. I love girls to death!
Wow, more death jokes. Good job, Ryan!
Way to--
(squabbling)
(grunting)
There! Ebol..arsenic.
Not Ebol--was it Ebola? It could've been Ebola.
Maybe not. Or was it arsenic?
Well, now you really have seven days!
Or seven seconds, depending on which one it was. I don't know.
Why are there syringes next to me anyway?
Well, which one is it? Is it Ebola or ars...
...senic.
(thudding)
Oh, I guess it was arsenic. I guess this joke was in good taste after all.
Good taste? Just like this Twinkie!
Duuuuurrrrr.
I just wanted to apologize about...
(gasps)
(suspenseful music)
Not again.
Teehee!
Wait a second, by making this video, doesn't it mean you're a butthurt person
because you're butthurt from the butthurt people?
(Ryan) No, 'cause it wasn't all about the butthurt people.
It was about the Twinkies too.
(choking)
Are you choking?
(gagging)
(Nigahiga) So thank you guys so much for watching.
If you want to see last week's video click the one on the left.
If you want to see bloopers and behind-the-scenes,
click the one on the right. And remember, if you don't want
to do any of those, you can just sing along with me. Ready?
Five, six, seven, eight.
Bop, dop, blah, de, deh, dop...
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Easily Butthurt People!

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